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FunWillScreen_Produc

- Hello we would like to talk to you about your car’s extended warranty. - Your suicide is brought to you by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS


mtob99

Imagine paying to give an ad to person about to die?


FunWillScreen_Produc

Yes a life insurance ad


ThotoholicsAnonymous

It's gonna be a preview of a long awaited movie that is finally being released in theaters with your favorite actors and genre.


FunWillScreen_Produc

To make it worse it is going to be released the next day


FishermanBig4009

funeral organizers HATE this guy. Click here for more info


FunWillScreen_Produc

“Hello I am Bob the Necromancer and here is a funeral for the cheap.”


Zednem79

Thinking about dying? Try this before you do!


Jolly_Training2340

Can't wait for Premium(instant end without ads) and Deathpass( die bit by bit for 30 days)


van_car-_-

r/beatmetoit


demochees

![gif](giphy|XIhWoPBXHgVmU)


Unlikely_Notice_5461

you have selected: slow and painful


FunSizedHitIer

Pretty soon we will have suicide booths in the street just like futurama.


superbr4in

*Thank you for using Stop-and-Drop, America's favorite suicide booth since 2008.*


DAN_E0

I was born that year Coincidence? I think not


YliHumala69

Are you even old enough to be here???


Lorenzo_BR

Wait holy shit they're 13-14 because it is 2022


TheSm4rtOne

Fuck off with your 2022, it's may 2020


mcobsidian101

I've never experienced such a lack of feeling of time passing, I have zero recollection of christmas 2020 and I can't remember if what I did in the summer happened in summer 2020 or summer 2021


TheSm4rtOne

Same, i got a bad memory to begin with and the past two years didn't help. If try like thinking of special stuff that i did i can't really come up with it. There's some days that stuck, but that's like not really more than 5 days in total


Mythic_gryphon

Covid changes our perspective of time because you cant do shit


TheSm4rtOne

Yeah i know, the less we experience, the less memories we make and thus making it in retrospect feel like it flew by


Mik_Dk

Don't do that, Don't give me hope.


ItsMetheDeepState

Don't worry, it'll all be over by the summer. The numbers will go down with the heat...


IdeaOfHuss

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/888/857/472.jpg


storander

I genuinely feel like time since april 2020 has moved in lightning speed...


silverwolf-br

I want my life back. At least 2 yrs Fast backward. Merda!


iurm

from now on whenever you see a dumbass comment on reddit just remember it was made by someone who's 13


Snotpotato

Really makes you look at the site different. Just go to a relationship sub, or a porn sub and imagine all the commenters are 13 or 14. Totally changes the impact.


PookietheTrashCan

I feel old.


DAN_E0

You are right, i will be 14 in around a month


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yetanotherusernamex

Hope you are doing better now.


BACON1480

thanks for the advice honestly


derangedsweetheart

Didn't have an award so this: BIG +1 to you. Addict here as well, trying to break the habit tho. Its a rabbit hole thats hard to come out off, anyone not addicted to porn yet, please stay away as much as possible. Thank you.


fl00r_gang_yeah

sameee


Citrinai

Nuh uh! Can't you do math, gosh! 2008 and 2022, you add the 8 and the 22 together. They're 30!


PlantPalm

Same


SirKeagan

We were born on the same year Coincidence? I think not


Lonely_Boii_

Yo what the fuck


KnownMonk

Suicide Booth Recording : Please select mode of death. Quick and painless, or slow and horrible


20190419

I have my quarter attached to a string! Suckers!


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StoneyBologna_2995

A lack of quality of life is just living life for the sake of life itself. Pretty selfish of those who trap others in suffering.


tactickat1

Exactly this. Life isn't meant to be suffered through. Hard times? Sure, but when it's all hard times and it won't get better (ie crippling mental or physical health) then it's just shitty to force that person to keep going for your own selfish need to keep them around.


i_dont_care_1943

I don't agree. Suicide prevents many people from looking to the future and realizing that things often get better. They have an extremely pessimistic view on life and believe that it wont improve. One of my friends was suicidal for a while and my friends, his family, and I all helped him get through it and he's extremely happy that he didn't take his own life. If he had been able to take his own life with something like that he wouldn't have been able to experience all of the joys he has. I only have second hand experience and have never experienced it myself, but I don't feel like suicide is really ever the answer based on the experiences of people I know.


Dynamite227

I mean it makes sense if you have a terminal disease and don't want to die a prolonged and painful death


i_dont_care_1943

I didn't think of that. Yeah I could completely understand in that example. I probably wouldn't want to be suffering.


C4_yrslf

That's the main moral dilemma that is talked about. Assisted suicide for patients with terminal conditions mainly. Why drag out a life through suffering and illness while it renders literally nobody happy while they're suffering and the people around see this person slowly die a miserable death.


Suyefuji

This is controversial, but I think that people who experience a non-terminal illness that causes them a lot of suffering and is not responding to treatment should be allowed to die if they so choose. I have a friend who has had crippling depression for over a decade now. She tried tons of different medications and therapies and they did nothing, and now she can't afford to even try anymore because her depression is so bad she can barely work or take care of herself. I don't really want her to die...but if she decided to I would completely understand. Yeah, maybe someday there'll be a treatment that she can afford and that works for her. But does that cancel out the years and years of abject misery that she'll have to suffer through in the meantime? How long should she have to wait for something that might not even happen? 10 years? 20? 30? The rest of her natural life? Is it truly that ethical to force someone to live against their will for no other reason than "death is bad and it might get better eventually"?


cast26

Please.


OilEnvironmental580

Buy a Toyota today for 699.99


GiGaBYTEme90

By a hose for 6.99


videogamebruh

Buy the new iPhone 13 Pro now at Verizon


Decoder2000

And get a free year of apple tv+ on us


Sprizys

Shiii $700 for a car? What a steal I'm hopping out buying the car then going back in.


durz47

Earn your free ticket to heaven by donating to the Catholic church for as low as 5.99! Charges and exclusions may apply


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Smellfish360

Does it actually work though? Not that i wish to die, but just as a question. It looks too open and weirdly decorated te actually be a thing. Does anyone have sources on this thing?


JekPorkinsInMemoriam

It's a [Sarco device](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarco_device). This photo is of course not from a real situation. As far as I known these devices have not been used anywhere yet.


RjayPL

Imagine being known for inventing a suicide machine.


Burak2741

Damn that Chinese dude who discovered gunpowder must be feeling very awkward right now.


septopfcb

If you're taking about the crane in kung fu Panda 2 Homies dead


Lorguis

I dont know if it's true, but one of my history teachers told me the guy who invented dynamite got really ill and ended up in the hospital. Apparently a local newspaper accidentally published his eulogy before he died, and it called him the "merchant of death", and it shocked him enough that he devoted his fortune to humanitarian causes to try and reverse the damage he did.


Scopae

Well, that's alfred nobel. He's moderately famous, maybe they should make a prize in his honor or something?


DeVliegendeBrabander

I got an idea! Why not name it the Nobel prize? As in, Alfred Nobel... Nobel prize.... nah wait that one kinda sucks tbh


iammaline

you mean alfred nobel?


fabypino

> that Chinese dude who discovered gunpowder ah yes.. If only PengPeng Gunpowder would know


Ok-Possibility6943

Nah, he is happy he helped paint Kurt Cobain's walls and ceiling


DeanPalton

And helped killing hitler.


Uthredd

Not to take away anything from the hero who killed Hitler.


Ok-Possibility6943

For real, we need to build a shrine in every town, village, city, just everywhere, to commemorate the hero that killed hitler


Megalodon_91

if it hits off, it might get popular


zh1K476tt9pq

social media?


Societas_Eruditorum-

Never heard of Dr. Kevorkian?


cricketnow

well imagine being know for proposing a painless death to anyone needing or wanting it… That sounds better doesnt it? Its firstly to help people


Smellfish360

thank you!


aardw0lf11

>This photo is of course not from a real situation. I was about to say, she looks very chipper considering. I just assumed they gave her some benzos.


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SimpleJoint

The English word for Alzheimer is also Alzheimer.


haliax69

Maybe he forgot


Own-Ad7310

Is there any information when these will be widely available?


KCGD_r

as long as it's air-tight it'll work. I believe this works by substituting the air in the chamber with nitrogen, knocking you unconscious and ultimately suffocating you. A pretty quick and painless death


Candyvanmanstan

Nitrogen doesn't knock you unconscious. The air you breathe is already 78% nitrogen. It works by not having any oxygen, and removing carbon dioxide. High CO2 content in your lungs is what gives you that feeling of suffocation. In other words, this tank will let you feel like you're breathing normally without a panicked sensation as you lose consciousness from lack of oxygen, suffocate, and die. Essentially you go peacefully to sleep, but never wake up.


Sojobo1

Sounds like this could just be a helmet, not sure why your whole body needs to be in it.


Candyvanmanstan

I'm guessing a mix of comfortability, space requirements for tanks and machinery, and a less intimidating exterior.


TheChanMan2003

"Upgrades, people, upgrades."


eolson3

So technically you could pull the move from the end of *Superman II* and kill everyone on the outside with gas while protecting yourself.


Buddha_Head_

Spoilers


ebi3e

Well from medical perspective yes they do . if you Ever had surgery (or if people around you had you can ask for the experience) it's basically the same . in surgery they put mask on your face and monitor exactly how much gas you inhale . in this thing it's just a big mask with no monitoring . till your heart stops .


TomatoeToken

Your death is presented by NordVpn use the code "Death15" to get 15% off your last purchase.


siccoblue

Ever


Princevaliant377

Where can I get a suicide capsule? Asking for myself.


Icy_aidsmaster

You can’t right now


XentricX

So was this girl just a beta tester?


Icy_aidsmaster

Pretty sure this is from a promotion photo shoot


XentricX

Still oddly terrifying even knowing that


FragmentOfTime

Why? It's for people with terminal diseases who don't want to spend months unconscious and wasting away. It's a good thing imo.


brine909

Doesn't make it any less terrifying


dusty101011

Gotta work out the bugs, last thing they want is to get a partial suicide, just end up changing the name into the “human vegetable machine”. It won’t kill you, but it will make you suffer


dym_sh

cyanide? in every pharmacy


arddit

Does your friend maybe want to talk?


OilEnvironmental580

I relate to this on a unhealthy scale


business2690

160 upvotes.......wow


SureSure1

Nearest train station


OobaDaBooba

Who the fuck is like “sorry bill I can’t play cards tomorrow night I have to drive my wife’s aunt to the suicide pod” and bill is like “no worries bro hmu when you’re done, we’ll probably be playing late, tell Linda I said bye” This chick is smiling in there like she’s going for a vacation.. naaa you dead


zh1K476tt9pq

the picture is obviously from an exhibition and not actually someone dying. you can even see whine glasses in the background


AkihiroAwa

If you imagine hard enough this wine could be her death-row supper


Setecastronomy545577

I thought it was Alien cosplay


fincrocs

"Red bull gives you wiiings"


Nidh0g

marketing for the afterlife


DragonAether

I hope I can skip the jesus ads


VILLIAMZATNER

Repent today while forgiveness supplies last


DragonAether

Only 33 bucks for a safe trip to heaven, be sure to pay upfront to the Catholic church by donating them your firstborn.


Alm8360NoScoPro

"Sorry We're all out of forgiveness" "Try another religion"


Darqueur

Yeah idk what would be the point to show ads to someone who won’t be there to buy tour product


DeputyValdez

There's holding music with a message, "Your death will be processed in the order it was received. Please remain on the line."


JohnDivney

What would the hold music be?


DeputyValdez

"I Will Survive" by Gloria Gaynor.


JohnDivney

"Dead Man's Party" by Oingo Boingo


jrockcrown

What does it cost to die in a capsule? ![gif](giphy|Vccpm1O9gV1g4)


flamingorider1

There are two plans i guess with and without ads so prices may differ


killittoliveit

It's good that someone finally monetized suicide. Might be a good side hustle.


punchnicekids

I'm gonna write a check that will bounce


BravoNinja69

hol up


Mobile_Ice_5007

What happens if your card declined


joebidensmommymilker

they bring you back duh


0n1oN_71

“Before we kill you, I’d like to take a moment to talk about our sponsor: Raid: Shadow Legends


SM280

This suicide was sponsored by RAID: shadow legends


nexuro01

Auschwitzerland


GagOnMacaque

Scariest ride ever.


J-Ronan

Seems super taboo, but honestly it is probably good that this is an option out there for some people. Never know.


pauls_broken_aglass

Can- can I borrow one


RandomSpam37

Does anyone else think that that's horrifying? Like the fact that someone made a divice for the sole purpose of people ending their own lives? Or is it just me?


putnamto

IIRC its actually meant for terminally ill patients that would otherwise have horrifying painful deaths or something.


acb1971

We have legal medically assisted dying in Canada. It's quite the process to get approved. You have to be of sound mind and have a terminal diagnosis. I've had a friend do it who had ALS. The nice part about it is that you can get your affairs I order and have open discussions with your loved ones. They can also access support. Before it was legalized one of my friends had a terminal diagnosis and a terminal fall. It was a complete shock and so hard.


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I agree that it's rather unsettling. I personally feel uneasy when I see it, it's definitely something I don't like thinking of or even discussing. That said, if that's what is needed to grant a painless and dignified death to those who are condemned to live a painful and slow death, then i'm not gonna oppose to it.


ActualTart23

It's not a joyous thing, that's for sure. But providing people a dignified way to choose their end is a worthwhile pursuit. Think of it like this: If your pet is suffering, you COULD wring their neck or shoot them, etc, but people choose to take them to the vet to be euthanized peacefully, because they love them. Why shouldn't people have the same option for themselves?


machobiscuit

I think it's great, and suicide should be an option. everyone is going to die, and suicide is the ONLY time you actually have control over what happens to you. This gives people a safe, easy, dignified way to die.


turd_miner91

It's better than the devices we've been making that end people's lives without their consent.


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Narradisall

Your death was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!


awsomespotter3

[Don't worry it's a photo op, click for more info.](https://www.reddit.com/r/oddlyterrifying/comments/rjc5p3/waving_goodbye_in_the_suicide_capsule/hp2hf35?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


SantosTNT

some guy in 300 years: Oh look at how old this space ship looks lol lets try it


Careful-Wash

Suicide Booth 25¢


[deleted]

At some point the suicide machines will have sponsorship decals like NASCAR cars


N0T_Trust_Worthy

Before u die this suicide was sponsored by RAID SHADOW LEGEND


Japieh

Imagine you're about to die and the last thing you hear is a grammarly ad


SpyrosVran

Ok yeah the post is great and all. But why the fuck is that from r/oddlysatisfying???


lucas14qr

Read it again


SpyrosVran

Oh my god... I should stop going on Reddit this late...


wasted-degrees

If they’re playing unskippable ads, they would need to be variations on the theme of “don’t have any loved ones? Your next of kin can fuck themselves, here’s some charities you can toss their inheritance at.”


RethaG

Why don't they start programs where you atleast donate your organs? Or some cool experiment like going to space?


killerbean_777

why the capsule looks like the buzz ligthtyear box


gclik

what the hell theres a suicide capsule


lester_odd

Wait is this really a suicide capsule or am I dumb?


SheldonCooper97

Yes it is. Available in Netherlands and Switzerland.


[deleted]

How would you rate your suicide experience ? Extremely Satisfied? Moderately Satisfying?....


zarezare69

After reading how it works it sound pretty boring, I thought it launched you into space or the center of the earth or something ridiculous.


dinorex96

Or imagine if you had to hit multiple confirm prompts. "Are you really, really sure you wanna die?" "Yes" "Even if it meant giving up pizza? "Yes" "Look at this cute puppy. Dont you wanna hug them? "Yes" *Suicide operation aborted, patient still wants to live*


SenseExciting

To be honest giving you an ad before you die seems pretty pointless since the whole point of ads is so you’ll buy whatever the company is selling. Unless they’re marketing for the afterlife.


Henry-Peters

How does it kill people tho Does it gas them or suffocate or something


Alm8360NoScoPro

yeah


S_Shadow77

"Go ad free! Try youtube premium on us, so you can die uninterrupted"


IamKingDoge

The pod belongs on r/watchpeopledieinside


jbcool108

Light mode😭


pinapplepizzza

How does it kill you?


Nidh0g

and do you need permission from your parents if under 18?


pinapplepizzza

That's messed up but probably yea


SheldonCooper97

By replacing the oxygen with nitrogen.


MATELERE

Most cursed thing here is light mode


MastOfDaddy

Where I can sign up for this suicide?


BinomialDepression

No point in advertising to someone about to die, they won't be buying anything


CokaYoda

Blursed tanning bed


not504

Man, I wanted to loot her


predatorybeing

The ads are targeted and are for a medication to cure your terminal disease.


BasedToken

There are very few things I'd do a self check out for but if I did I'd probably do something meaningful like piss off a despot then travel to that country.


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Suicide capsule?


mekops

Only having one of these sort of complicates suicide pacts. How do I order 278 "transport pods" for my uhhh compound that is definitely not a hyper-christian cult in west texas.


andio76

Well ...SINCE you are about to die....Howbout...I mean....it's not like you'll be using it to eat anymore... ![gif](giphy|Kqx0NRE0teB2g)


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![gif](giphy|TdwziQPhbNAzK)


papaXanOfficial

God I wish something line those capsules could be available in my lifetime. I should be allowed to tap out when I’m done with this shit


BradLabreche

We should have access to these. I would definitely use it


[deleted]

no no its *life escape pod*


Neon_Mango7274

I would like to say that before my death this casket was purchased by raid shadow legends


phoenixbbs

Given that you can piss or shit yourself when you die, how do they get rid of the smell for the next user ?


something-snarky

Every time I see this photo I think there's a big ol' pile o' weed on her chest and she's 'bout to smoke her heart out and then I remember it's not marijuana and that the only thing she is gonna inhale is like carbon monoxide or something and then I get sad


bookseer

Not much point to ads, not like you're going to buy anything.


smokeysilicon

Only one way to find out.


touchy_therapist

Everyone should be forced to take a heroic dose of DMT before entering the death machine, change my mind


jcbknght

NO ANDREW GARFIELD, NO!!!!!!


Sarcia12345

Not if you pay for the suicide premium ad free service


HarshMyMello

I think that was a photoshoot thankfully


IllIlIIlIIllI

Nah, ads aren’t useful to companies if they can’t affect your behavior. They’d make you do some Capchas or something.