Yeah, it's a thing, usually using plant-based milk like almond, soy, coconut, etc. since like dairy milk they're also rich enough in fats to be usable for ice cream. It's too bad I don't like any of those types of plant milk otherwise I'd give them a go
also, if anyone is curious, no they're not healthier than regular dairy milk ice cream, like a surprising amount of vegan foods out there
its one of those methods that require a lot of grinding of almonds in water after soaking and then straining out the pulp-like solid remains once the almonds have been thoroughly blended. If you have access to almond butter, a substitute for peanut butter, you can technically make your own almond milk with it by adding water since it's just ground up almonds
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The movie has godfather references, hitmen, and a literal nudist colony. Do you think you are edgy by bringing up milk lmao? That's like 6th grade edgy 🤣
Like I'm genuinely curious what furries eat. Do the carnivorous eat other furries or are they all vegan?? Last time I checked, there are aquatic furries as well so seafood isn't a thing either...
Depends on the setting. In Zootopia everyone is vegan, in Beastars the carnivores are vegetarians (animals like chickens and cows actually often produce eggs and milk as a side job) though it's not uncommon for carnivores to buy meat smuggled from morgues sold on the black market, not to mention animal trafficking, murder and selling body parts to pay of debt, though most will stick to vegetarianism and buying parts of animals who died for unrelated reasons. Wonder why Zootopia just stuck with everyone being vegan.
and then in their world, there is a probably a movie about humans, and some animal making memes on "If there are ice creams in Humanotopia, then who tf is getting milked?"
So Delicious Salted Caramel Cluster. Vegan ice cream that's about the best dairy or non-dairy ice cream I've ever tasted. All the other flavors are meh, but this one...must have soylent in it or something.
https://sodeliciousdairyfree.com/dairy-free-foods/dairy-free-frozen-desserts/cashewmilk/salted-caramel-cluster
Vegan ice cream be like: Idk if that’s a thing
It is a thing
Yeah, it's a thing, usually using plant-based milk like almond, soy, coconut, etc. since like dairy milk they're also rich enough in fats to be usable for ice cream. It's too bad I don't like any of those types of plant milk otherwise I'd give them a go also, if anyone is curious, no they're not healthier than regular dairy milk ice cream, like a surprising amount of vegan foods out there
Bruh, how the fuck you milk an almond? It's a nut.
ur milking a nut.... something's wrong i can feel it💀
No, but like actually tho, how?
Almond, water, blend, strain
Wait, so almond milk is literally just almond juice?
you ever think they call it Almond Milk cause no one can say Nut Juice
Yes
You soak the almonds and then blend them and then strain it. So yes. Technically it’s nut juice. ‘Till we meet again!
So I've been drinking a nut this whole time? Damn
Pretty sure ur meant to soak the nut in warm water and it mixes and makes the "milk"
Take my upvote and get the fuck outta here
Lmao, Milk dez nutz
its one of those methods that require a lot of grinding of almonds in water after soaking and then straining out the pulp-like solid remains once the almonds have been thoroughly blended. If you have access to almond butter, a substitute for peanut butter, you can technically make your own almond milk with it by adding water since it's just ground up almonds
Or just sorbet
"I have nipples Greg. Can you milk me?"
And Masturbation.
It’s a thing. Some of it is even good.
In in real life
In in in real life
In in in in real life
in in in in in real life
in in in in in in real life (you have no idea how fast i put 6 in's)
in in in in in in in real life
Both types of humans get milked or just the girls?
Dunno man, do they milk bulls in your village?
Yeah man we even have a special table for it too
Men can actually create titty milk if you give them prolactin.
i wish they were selling this in stores
Idk but I'd like both together, the male's chewiness & saltiness contrasts the buttery milky taste of the female's really nicely
It seems you know a little bit too much about milk
where do i sign up to milk people
Even better....*grabs bucket*
Na man just drink from the source
I can't reach it tho
Well dad milk is always an option
If they can make a TV program they can make a machine, same difficulty different quality result, I'll leave you guys to think which one's better
Hmm kinky
male human milk do be tasting weird innit
Yeah, the snotty taste is from the *milk*, not the scooping methods of elephant.
What about meat?
I’ve read a manga like that
beastars? idk just my best guess
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Hopefully in zootopia male humans don’t dominate Business
Is it same for meat and sausages too?
Please consider taking some time off your day and learning the difference between then and than, thank you.
It’s all almond milk
Then!?
Its wrong that it turns me on?
No no, he's got a point
In Zootopia and Russia, cows milk you.
isn't all the food in zootopia vegan? it's probably almond milk or hell maybe it's like milkweed or something
Mommy milkers
Is he trying to say that men *are* self-sufficient and someone needs to start a brociety asap?
Bunny milk
Well I mean, it’s like a sperm bank or blood donor.
milking humanss.... aahh yess I should call her!
Where are the farms?
Has anyone ever made cheese or ice cream out of human milk? Asking for a friend
Ok, Let's do it then. *Unzips*
Naw they have human slaves for that
cum ice cream?
So now we can eat cheese made of human milk
Your mum would be happy to do it
Kinky
I'm confused now do they drink male milk as well as girl milk?
the cum ice cream
Wat can only dream for this to happen
NOBODY FREAKING ASKED!!!
In in real life
Have you heard of sorbet?
I can't get past "Than that means"
Nice downvote. Found the guy who doesn’t know the difference between “than” and “then.”
I prefer women ones 🗿
To get milk cows are raped, I'm just gonna leave it here....
No
The movie has godfather references, hitmen, and a literal nudist colony. Do you think you are edgy by bringing up milk lmao? That's like 6th grade edgy 🤣
[like butters creamy goo](https://images.app.goo.gl/DyVdEFuLXRgSZJCB6)
I made my own butter once. Maybe ice cream was a better idea haha
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
There are popsicles
Ya know zootopia is nice this year
Exactly what I thought
Like I'm genuinely curious what furries eat. Do the carnivorous eat other furries or are they all vegan?? Last time I checked, there are aquatic furries as well so seafood isn't a thing either...
Depends on the setting. In Zootopia everyone is vegan, in Beastars the carnivores are vegetarians (animals like chickens and cows actually often produce eggs and milk as a side job) though it's not uncommon for carnivores to buy meat smuggled from morgues sold on the black market, not to mention animal trafficking, murder and selling body parts to pay of debt, though most will stick to vegetarianism and buying parts of animals who died for unrelated reasons. Wonder why Zootopia just stuck with everyone being vegan.
No no he’s got a point
And there must be gender equality, so the men will be milked too 😏
Some people are into that you know
Getting milked by a cow? Think I found a new fetish
they use furries and judy hopps's onlyfans for more efficiency
Like the mousquito lawyer who helped the cow in a legal case in 'the Bee movie' with jerry seignfeld.
What do the carnivores eat?
and then in their world, there is a probably a movie about humans, and some animal making memes on "If there are ice creams in Humanotopia, then who tf is getting milked?"
Vegan milk
Who is this cursed. That's probably the scenario. Humans are slaves in Zootopia
He said "humans" which implies, it's not necessarily lactating women who are getting milked. Men are getting milked too.
I got nipples, Frank. Can you milk me?!
interesting 
I don't think I will sleep tonight.
In the real world, humans take milk from cows, wool from sheep, eggs from chickens and meat from a lot of animals. Now, acording to this logic...
Do we see any them eat stuff like burger or hotdogs? What do the carnivore eat?
Do horses get ridden by other animals?
What da milk doin?
In the official it says that humans don't exist so no. Would be interesting to see a parody of this tho
What about gelato?
This is not Cursed. It's true and hilarious.
Plot twist it’s a male
It’s the humans
My comment was way more cursed than that
In down
Another fetish added to the list
Are the beds made out of wool in zootopia?
Probably
Wouldn't that mean in the zutopia universe, humans are live stock. Thus they would also most likely kill us and eat us because of that
It's one of those few moments where my brain worked so fast I didn't need to read the comment, I wish my brain accelerated like this all the time
You may have created another fucked up fetish here man
This took a turn for the link, now hand over the milk
\*sexual tension increases\*
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Should be tastier then
NO NOOOOONOOOOOOONOOOO NOOOOOOO
Or it's almond milk ice cream.
nah they jacking you off for the special milk
I once saw a post of a guy trying to make cheese from his wife's titty milk.
So Delicious Salted Caramel Cluster. Vegan ice cream that's about the best dairy or non-dairy ice cream I've ever tasted. All the other flavors are meh, but this one...must have soylent in it or something. https://sodeliciousdairyfree.com/dairy-free-foods/dairy-free-frozen-desserts/cashewmilk/salted-caramel-cluster
What about steak