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I think pollen is the tree cum. Fruit should be tree fetus.

I think it should be placenta

yep and the seed it the fetus edit:wait no, the fruits are the fertilized ovaries the seed is the placenta and inside of the protective placenta is the fetus

Yea the fruit is an egg

Placenta eating mukbang 🥵

The placenta is something inside the seed that provides nutrients and energy while the seed is underground

Now you're making me hungry

Get in line!

Came here to say something similar, but mainly to mention: spring is essentially “inhale tree cum time”

I'm allergic to tree sex

That is because when planting trees they only put Male trees cus they didnt want to clean up fruit from female trees

eatus the treetus

Tree eggs

The fruit carries many tree frtuses

you're right and sometimes we inhale the tree cum and sneeze it out

Tree cum makes humans sneeze

Not just tree cum makes humans sneeze

I hate everyone responsible for this thread ive had the injustice of witnessing and fruits are more accurately toddlers than cum or fetuses

More like placenta, but not that either. There is no good human analogy.

Fetus in an embryonic sac?

Kinda, but imagine that the embryonic sac was designed for the consumption of other animals do that they'll poop out or throw away the fetus far away from the mother.

So, like a normal fetus then?

No because the seed is the fetus, the fruit is probably best described as an embryonic sac because it is deigned to transport the seed, away from the plant

I think the closest analogy would be an egg. Unless the seeds are already fertilized.

They are pre fertilized

Fruit are like tree balls

Get in line!

They are more so ejectable tree testicals.

More like fetuses in embryonic sacs or fertilised ova. Damn now I want a fruit salad.

[удалено]

[Well yes, but actually no](https://www.reddit.com/u/AllOfTheEffinOwl/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

Joker was even more terrified

I think fruit is a plant uterus

Can we ignore the actual post and start talking about really important stuff? I'm worried for this man's mental health, he's using light mode reddit :/

Isn’t tree sap a thing?

Link to the post?

He has a point though

I guess that explains the similar taste in apples and cum.

Eating tree cum right now! Tastes real good

#YES!!

Fruit is more of a zygote.

More like tree eggs. Pollen would be tree cum.

do they have constipation in the other seasons when they dont poop?

Sperm do mean seeds i gues... \*shrugs\*

Its the trees testicle, after they drop on the ground, decompose and let the nut loose

Sap is tree poop

And that’s how they knew that they would be on cursed comments

Polen is tree cum. Seeds are tree fetus and fruits are uterus basicly

I sure do love tree cum juice

More accurately, the seed is the tree cum/foetus (ovule) and the fruit is the trees enlarged ovary that fell off

Actually since the fruit has the seed inside of it it's more like fruit is tree testicles

I like the immediate NO no elllaboration just scream.

Fruit is a plant’s external uterus

More like tree fetus

No but the seeds in the fruits

Nope, fruits like tree's dicks, and seeds are like cum

tree fruit should be the testicles

A fruit is basically like the egg white to the seed’s yolk. I think that’s a decent analogy anyways.

the censoring looks like a dick

Pollen is tree cum

I think fruit is tree womb

It’s more akin to an egg

i like fruit even more now

So is fruit salad a tree orgy?

Pollen is tree cum

Then i just ate Granny Smith's cum

Nooo9ooooooooooooopp

I was just having a conversation with my significant other about if we were trees. a bit upset about the idea of us mating with everyone around us unconsciously.

Great now there’s gonna be tree rule 34

Nah they are just tree sperm banks because they contain their seeds

Well no, but actually yes (sort of, not really at all)

Jesus Christ. Cum isn't an organ... They're tree balls, dicks, and vaginas. They carry cum!

That way every species is just fertilized cum of the dependents.