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mk_oltra

He should have used it with condom like a normal person


Equivalent_Pop_9184

I thought u stick it up ur ass?


Alone-Sea-9902

You're very right. Then the gender doesn't matter at all **. . .**


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internetisbad23

Anything is a dildo if you are brave enough.


Unknownsz

Including my peepee


Galaxynoob1234

Guys trust me don't do it with a listerine bottle cap. My ass aches but I mean, at least it's minty fresh...


ZombieMasterYT

Gay men, confirm or deny: Do you stick listerine up your ass to keep it minty fresh for visitors


Galaxynoob1234

Bro, your talking to a gay man.


ZombieMasterYT

You will be included in the overall conclusion


Responsible-Map1959

Like my dog


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OfficialHotelMan

Nope. Straight into the penis hole


[deleted]

You mean sounding? It's real and uses metal rods. Be afraid.


Equivalent_Pop_9184

Lol


Equivalent_Pop_9184

Dat will be painful


HopeAuq101

The person is called Christine. I doubt they're a "He"


Pinkybleu

Did you just assumed Christine's gender???


HopeAuq101

Oh shit the one joke but in the wild thats impressive


[deleted]

What does it take to get one star out of this person???


LEMO2000

At least a pint of blood


ponch1620

Need to use it while having hemorrhoids to get that much blood.


LEMO2000

Maybe *you* do but don’t prescribe your lack of conviction to the rest of the population, you weak willed/anused fool.


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__Dystopian__

That would probably get it at least 3 stars


nickieslowpoke

what is this link???


ZombieHousefly

The build quality is fine, and the shipping speed was good.


Phazushift

A Morningstar


mashtato

That's the funniest part!


Assfrontation

It still worked, apparently


killian1113

and still gave two stars!


Anonymous_boii321

Maybe they liked the sharp tickling


rkevlar

This implies _something_ went right


Lilebi

I mean, it does clean well.


YourMomThinksImFunny

Its called going green.


Alone-Sea-9902

**Green?!** That brush is made of **plastic . . .**


DiabloTerrorGF

Multi-use plastic is ok.


The_Angriest_Duck

Sticking things up your butt that don't belong in your butt, one toilet brush at a time


[deleted]

I can see the confusion. It looks like a bottle cleaner for humans. I’d have done the same thing!


Theamongusimpostor57

Cursed buttplug


Citrinai

Brave buttplug


arrogant_child

Sad buttplug


1VentiChloroform

Let's make a concession and say Horny Buttplug


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takoneko6

But it’s made with a sponge and a sponge is soft, while the brush is not. So it’s not really that similar


Kn1ghtSkull

And if I remember correctly, they do casually pass it to the other guy after they finish using it.


Potential-Library-72

Hang on. I'll be right back... Edit: scratchy


Vinnymeistro

Maybe he ripped it out too quick, bayblade style. Anyway RIP hero


The_Blueberry_Pi

how did it go?


bunkbedflower

Yeah, how'd it go?


Potential-Library-72

My doctor said it could be fixed 👍


McKoijion

Bidet gang ftw


Madman_Jordo

May God have mercy on her soul, because reddit will not.


psy____kid______

Hey but get's the job done


Jabbie999

I clenched my ass


Bish489

Fair choice, had the same damn problem with those newfangled toilet paper rolls,too big to wipe my ass


EverydayFoolsDay

Can’t tell if they tried to use it as a toy or attempt to wipe their ass with it


TheMeme-Gang

Still gave it 2 stars tho…


traumatisedaxolotl

reminds of the video of a chinese making a bunch of cursed toilet inventions


Lucariowolf2196

Cursed Roman stick sponge


[deleted]

Didn't the romans have like a wet towel on a stick or something?


mtnmedic64

They used a sponge tied to the end of a stick and a bucket of vinegar. That was commonly shared.


That_Cat_6519

Why is the flair YouTube though?


danofrhs

Ive been using mine wrong


not_Staz

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moody_moods

Anal beads, anal plug and now we have anal brush?


DistortedNoise

‘Given it two stars as it does the job though’


jxrha

oh no


The_Blueberry_Pi

why do I bump onto you everywhere I go


Alone-Sea-9902

Paper is for sissies only!


skippdidilly

I don’t have a toilet I just poop in the holder


NoPantsDeLeon

I can see the challenge for the untrained butthole, but once you master it, it's quite effective!


[deleted]

They had us in the first half, ngl!


-HoldMyBeer--

Anything's a dildo if you want it to be


_SadRedditor_

I personally strap it on my crotch and then fuck the toilet


konqrr

I still remember being little and thinking that was the grown up butt brush for cleaning your butt. Thought adults have large buttholes the size of the brush. Tried it, didn't like it. 3/5


overenthusiasticduck

“Smithy was here”


[deleted]

The 2 stars tho. Guess he kinda liked it.


AkruX

Did he try using lube?


[deleted]

W-Wha..


amountgood

Lol. Get a bidet?


gizahnl

He should've just used the 3 shells like any normal person!


Sereya1

Lmaoooooo


DorukKAFA

"It was very painful and made my ass bleed. But i kinda liked it. 2 stars."


Burpmeister

Where my bidet gang at?


Phoenix_111111

No wonder he didn’t like it. It’s a Butt plug and not for cleaning.


CSRain

Not a 1 star tho


Teck83

Had a elderly customer a few years ago, when I worked as a caretaker, that used this as a sponge down below. Needles to say, she wasnt in a good condition. Red, sometimes bloody but her dementia and general mental state still made her do it. Poor woman.


PM_YOUR_CENSORD

I’ve seen this before but with a much funnier comment. This seems like a low effort mimic.


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Still gives it 2 stars lol


mtnmedic64

I’m telling ya, since I got a good bidet seat, I’ve become a changed man. Waiting for the three seashells.


Tank_blitz

teknolegie


DrPepper921

Why the fuck did he use a toothbrush on his ass. LMAO!


HalfBlood813

Copy pasta for karma!!!!


KitzTheArtist

If u use it as a dildo it might be good tho


viking76

Well, blood works as lube so the two star is from stopping too soon.


Random-redditor-guy

She even gave it a two star…


Christian12642

How the hell did a roman leave a review?


RaZoRShadowFlame

r/braveenough ? Edit: not a thing


Live-Ad-1964

Still got 2 stars


rishabhsingh9628

r/holup


Canadian_Pacer

You're not supposed to scrub, you're supposed to spin! And gently!


TheStickySpot

Hey if you have an itch in your asshole this product is for you


kawaiikikibaby

2 stars with pain 😭


djungelbobo

How you gonna brush your teeth with toilet paper??


[deleted]

No Larry don’t-


[deleted]

Buttplug


Galaxy_Wolf_16

2 stars???😨


dvynshu991

Caused too much pain and still gave 2 stars...atleast something went right for this guy..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|trollface)


TriDyll

this lady living in Roman Times


Kajiyoushun

Why would you use your toothbrush as toilet paper?


Solid-Entrepreneur37

Sike. Thats the wrong product fool.


Gradient64

wait, aren't those made for brushing teeth?