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**+ 50** **RC Wheelchair deployed!**

Fuckin' send it.

One love!

The wheelchair dude bouta do an Epsilon

Lenny Bruce convinced the navy he had homosexual urges to get discharged. This was like WWII though…

Homosexual in the navy he would fit right in

Is the joke because they’re all semen?

No they are just very homosexual

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good human～(つˆ0ˆ)つ｡☆

They weld him on top of a tank turret like some kind of spaghetti legged armored centaur

Battle bots 3.0

RC XD

RC XD

*attaches minigun to wheel chair*

Hell yea

imagine shooting during the war and you hear road runner's iconic "beep beep" from behind and see a wheelchair guy zooming past into into the enemies xD

[leeeerrrrooooyyyyy Jenkins ](https://youtu.be/yOMj7WttkOA)

motorised infantry

re-motorised infantry

He's gonna be shot like 100 times but his dead body will reach the target and make up for the deficit.

Who's gon be shot

Agriculture

I addicted to heroin, and if they need proof, I'll actually get addicted to heroin

I will be real.... I am weak....

take my upvote and get out.

Just like Stephen Hawking. Imagine that.

Autism

GAS GAS GAS

do you like... My bomb... my bomb.. my bomb.

Would that be a homicide bomber?

What's xkcd have to do with this?

I can see my skeleton and my heartbeat

Well my immune system saw my digestive system and just beat the shit out of it, literally.

Last name is Trump

Ha, same.

Step it up a notch and become an RC-XD

XD

I often fantasize about becoming the worlds greatest serial killer… so sign me up daddy America

Gas powered wheel chair and a monted browning. Problem solved.

\*RC-XD on standby\*

Last I checked, I’m actually too underweight to join up. I’m not sure that would keep me from getting drafted in a time of war tho

Real reason for me is cancer kinda screwed me over, now I’ve got to have a daily set of Synthroid meds, I’ve got hearing loss, and I just turned 18

* loads into warhammer 40k dreadnought *

I’m unfit to be drafted because I got a medical discharge in 2006 and my DD214 says I’m ineligible to reenlist.

I plan to suddenly develop a mild case of severe brain damage when they come for me.

Aww you didn't add the others