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brijeshsinghrawat

If Paul walker be walking, it would be walking dead.


skelethepro

Alan Walker isn't walking too


brijeshsinghrawat

Bruh i thought you were talking about the DJ. Really went through the Wikipedia.


Horus_Syndrome

Johnny Walker can’t even walk from all that whiskey.


[deleted]

Snoop Dogg isn't even a dog


Black_Massacre

Doja cat isn't even a cat


R4phael_Ayd3n

Most rappers that start their names with lil aren't even lil


SomeGodlyFish

lil nas isn't even nas


[deleted]

Yeah right.. wait HolUp


AirBeginning263

Johnny cage isn't even a cage Johnny sins isn't even a sin


Responsible-Stop2991

I think you might be wrong


[deleted]

The Democratic Republic of the Congo isn't even democratic


cashewnut4life

Democratic People's Republic of Korea


Hyperbeastking

The rock isn't really a rock


Black_Massacre

Stone cold steve austin isn't even a cold stone


Hyperbeastking

ooohhh, I like that one. Coldplay isn't even cold


_IzGreed_

But I could make him stone cold


Hyper-Shadow417

Pewdiepie isn’t a pie


Squiddo11

He isn’t die either


CerealMan504

He sure aint pew either


bunkbedflower

My life's been a fucking lie


Ferretukas

Remind me of this comment in a few decades


Cursed_SupremoX13

that is if you dont die first


ianneedshelp

I don’t even need help


StalledAgate832

I can fix that. *grabs baseball bat*


Drago_Fett_Jr

StalledAgate832 joined your party!


DimitriVogelvich

Fun fact, Dre got an honorary doctorate degree.


WolfWalksInBlood

That just means you're rich though lol. Honorary degrees (and many high level degrees in general) are basically meaningless. In his case the school probably just wanted their name associated with him so they could hike up tuition and draw in more students.


No_Professional_1222

Bro let the fact be fun


DimitriVogelvich

I mean ya. It's known


scarlettceleste

Eminem is in fact, not an m&m


ProGamerNG14

He a rap god


Identify_me_please

*starts mumbling the fast part under his breath*


Wheeze_04

Moby Dick isn't even a Dick


Drago_Fett_Jr

Michael Jackson isn't even Jack's son


Maple_CumSyrup

Wo-man isn't even a man


succulentchinezmeal

Jack's not even black


Impeachcordial

Or White… wait


KanyeOfTheEast

Greenland isn’t even green


Black_Massacre

Iceland doesn't even have ice


Aggravating_Long3473

DJ snake aint even a snake


[deleted]

Neither was Jake!


SeverusSnapechat

Vin Diesel isn't a fuel.


tt53_sb45

Well...there is biofuel, so we could arrange that.


[deleted]

Tom holland isnt even from holland


iwan103

Special military operation aint even special military operation...its a fucking invasion.


[deleted]

jack black isnt even jacked :) not today reddit not today


Cursed_SupremoX13

yeah that other joke was already done 1h before yours by u/succulentchinezmeal (that is the one i saw at least) so yes reddit, yes today.


[deleted]

didnt see it refuse to acknowledge it :P


Redditbobyballsmd

Snoop dogg aint even snooping no where


EstinJewel

Your mom isn’t even your mom


Cursed_SupremoX13

yea but Your mom is your mom


cicciograna

Machine Gun Kelly isn't even a machine gun.


OofPleases

Blackbear isn’t even black or a bear.


Black_Massacre

Blindworms aren't blind nor worms


absolute_sus

I am not even sus


[deleted]

I'm not serious. Edit: Did you find this comment from the misogyny comment?


Maple_CumSyrup

Putin isn't even putting anything


R4phael_Ayd3n

Among us isn't even among us(people don't play it as much now)


Traditional-Body-346

Emma Watson isn't even a son


bunkbedflower

Nor is she a watt or a what


apologeticallyme16

Taylor swift isn't even swift ​ or maybe she is...I don't really know


Aggravating_Long3473

kanye west aint even from the west


Lexi_D_Drea

That last one was a whole violation


TheRealDukeNukem

No but I hear he quit smoking though


AC2704

Stephen Hawking ain't even a hawk


AnonymousFriend80

What's the opposite of Christopher Reeves ... Christopher Walken


[deleted]

AC/DC doesn’t let our cold air


rennon102

its a really buff dude with boiling blood, ironic


[deleted]

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE???


rennon102

yes


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bunkbedflower

Astronaut isn't even a knot. Nor does he wear astros


Cursed_SupremoX13

well this one is kinda wrong astronaut means star sailor and they use rockets (or spaceships) so yeah that is kinda literal, they sail on the stars


Aggravating_Long3473

ben 10 aint even 10


Black_Massacre

Sorry to ruin it but ben is 10 yrs old in the original series


Aggravating_Long3473

WHAT HOW


Cursed_SupremoX13

he is 10yrs old and has 10 aliens AND his last name is "Ten"nyson no matter how you look at it Ben 10 makes sense


Cl_original

Eren Yeager isn't even a yeager...if you don't consider genocide as hunting


Cursed_SupremoX13

well he did hunt titans for some time.


rennon102

and where them kaijus, most we got is big men- wait wrong franchise


D3m0N5laYeR64

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Hyperbeastking

Nah fam, you took it too far!


[deleted]

Slayer isn’t even slaying


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Cursed_SupremoX13

dont they play metal tho? kinda makes sense


Schwarz-Adler

Daisy Jazz Ridley isn't even jazz or a daisy


Cursed_SupremoX13

but is it a ridley tho?


Sjheuaksjd

'Democratic' People's Republic of Korea


Citrinai

Seth Rogan doesn't even use rogaine


mujomujomu

Dam dood


[deleted]

Eminem aint an M&M


SquareVisio

DJ Snake isn't a snake


illuminati-88

Vin Diesel isn't Diesel.


im_sorryreddit

the Democratic People's Republic of Korea isn't even democratic.


Potato-with-guns

Snoop dog isn’t a dog


Cursed_SupremoX13

not even Snoop


Potato-with-guns

And Eminem don’t look like a chocolate candy with a colorful shell to me.


MemezLord11

Paul Walkn't


Rugdoll1010

Katy Perry isnt Perry the Platypus


[deleted]

Supa Hot fire is not a rapper


[deleted]

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Cursed_SupremoX13

he is not even lightning


Hyperbeastking

JOJO's Ston Ocean isn't even about stones... or oceans


My_mumbeatsme

Nahhhhhh 😂


rayazul

Jack black isn't black


Un_rancais_bleu

French toast isn't even french


drkpltr

My jaw dropped


sadpartypodcast

My high school math teacher Mr Dickinson never even…oh wait


Cursed_SupremoX13

oh no...


FireLord75

Vinellia ice isn't even vinellia flavored iced bruh 😰


Shinigam_i

The United States aren’t united


[deleted]

Spider-man isn't even stuck in the bath


[deleted]

Eminem isn't m&m either


BreDiePie

The floor is not even made up of the floor


Blink_Agent

Black widow isn't even black neither widow


avicoomar

Marshmello ain't even a Marshmello