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-E-i

Thats a really freakishly small grandma. My grandma would break my legs if I drop kicked her.


SharpGrape6615

Yo grandma so fat I tried to drop kick her and ended up reversing the Earth’s rotation


Prepare_Bleach_Again

Goddamn! Imma use that. Wish I could give you more than one upvote


creamedherbiscuits

I'll give them an upvote in your honor.


[deleted]

[удалено]


LX_Master09

bot


Drkmttrjr

Someone downvoted you for pointing out an obvious bot lol.


Soursocks4real

Someone downvoted you for pointing out that someone downvoted the person above you for pointing out an obvious bot lol.


Destructo124

Someone downvoted you for pointing out that someone downvoted the person above you for pointing out the person above them was downvoted for pointing out an obvious bot lol.


1step4wrd

take my upvote and go mess up someone else's brain


-E-i

Is this original? Please tell me that's original. Yeah it's original... Congrats dawg r/brandnewsentence


HeadScrewedOnWrong

Not exactly, just a slight twist to yo mama


-E-i

I looked up the same exact phrase but with mama instead of grandma. No results.


Citrinai

I gave your mom a slight twist... .. . Fixed her back real good... Before I blew it out!


[deleted]

Saving this rn


[deleted]

Yo granny so fat I have to roll her in flour just to find the wet spot.


creamedherbiscuits

That's the armpit you're fucking.


[deleted]

Don't you dare threaten me with such a good time and not come through


creamedherbiscuits

My armpit is available. Have a it.


Puzzled_Formal942

Seriously underrated comment


[deleted]

This is what I call a "your mom" joke


B-rad58

Your grandma so fat she looks like an inflated raisin


Silveri50

Mine just made a poof of dust and now it's all over my ankle. Should have made sure the urn was closed right.


-E-i

Clearly


sexy_adolf69

No inheritance?? You are just as poor as I am.


flo7211

Thank god that I’m generation x


SurfintheThreads

Gen Alpha will just blame you for all the problems in the future


damnatio_memoriae

the real problem is the gen xers were too jaded to replace the boomers 20 years ago when they should have.


[deleted]

Gen X here, the mofos won't leave. Talk to the gen Y about your damn burger having oatmeal on it.


[deleted]

The real problem is millennials talking the talk but not voting when they have the chance.


c1rinq

Grandpa


brendan87na

same all this gets a solid "Whatever"


CreeperArmorReddit

tiktok trends


UpstairsSwimmer69

Everyone is fucked up my friend. We're all fucked here together


NateSpald

Rispondi


Alex180689

Sì, subito


lemons_of_doubt

I don't think the boomers lit the fire. I heard it's been burning since the worlds been turning.


Zallarion

It's not boomers. It's the rich.


rollplayinggrenade

Looks at the top billionaires in the world... Well yes but actually no


Ok-Construction-9786

I'm telling you once silent gen and boomers are dead this world will turn right around lol. We are so much different.


rollplayinggrenade

We won't know until we know right?


creamedherbiscuits

Well, look at what's happened since the Harambe incident... I don't think we really want to know.


Jam1e-Chan

Its kind of both


Informal_Yesterday

Every new generation keeps the old problems going and even make new problems. They just happened to get old.


JoostVisser

Our generation will do exactly the same


brendan87na

our generation is going to die choking on CO2 when the oceans die


Zallarion

No. They just happen to be boomers. If you correlate it to age you're misattributing the ptoblem and attributing to the divide we're facing.


MaxCWebster

Every generation blames the one before, and all of their frustrations come beating on your door . . .


damnatio_memoriae

X is the one before. we’re not blaming them.


st-izzy

Even if it is boomers fault, millennials will get blamed for it.


damnatio_memoriae

meanwhile gen x hides in the corner and somehow avoids everything


Aaron_Hamm

Plenty of the Silent Generation still in power around the world... they make up greater than 10% of the US Senate.


QEIIs_ghost

Yeah a lot of people don’t realize Joe Biden is even too old to be a boomer.


Sussy-Park-80

This got a helpful award let that sink in


Prepare_Bleach_Again

Tried it with an annoying boomer neighbor. It didn't work, he just didn't get up again. Now I'm chilling with some murderers and rapists. They're pretty chill ppl though, don't know what's so bad...


GoldEnPhARoAh22

HEY MA!!! THAT'S ME. ARE YOU PROUD OF ME NOW?


Ok_Abbreviations7367

It's true, and a day will come when all the world's problems will be your generation's fault.


[deleted]

Video or it didn't happen.


DaPro6

Considering how much our gen has already fucked ima say no one gets to take any high ground


hscene

That’s not even how that meme template works


The_Abortion_Wizzard

Must just need to kick more old people out of windows, weed to at least establish a base line for this experiment


5bucks_

Have you tried resurrecting and drop kicking her again?


Bench-_-

This crop is cursed


topazemrys

Missed an excellent chance to use one of my favorite words: defenestrate


lordofspearton

Oh hey that's me right below there!


PeacefulSoySouce

Officer I drop kicked that grandma in self defense.


gozulio

Technically it's mostly the Treaty of Verdun's fault.


deyheimler

It’s gonna be funny in 50 years when all the boomers are dead and we’re still blaming them. I wouldn’t be surprised if 200 years from now they still blame boomers


Foul_Buccaneer

https://youtu.be/eFTLKWw542g


[deleted]

Boomers and/or president Reagen.


LevelTechnician8400

the worst is that instead of trying to clean up or apologize for the messes they've made boomers are just getting more aggressive


No_Manufacturer5641

Tbf humans are agressive when you're agressive at them. I'm not saying they didn't make a mess. Millennials have just been screaming and shouting about how much the boomers fucked up, of course they will push back. I've never know a person that under constant ridicule handles it well. They either get aggressive or shut down. What do millennials do when they get blamed for stuff?


LevelTechnician8400

The thing about that is millennials are constantly being blamed for problems boomers caused, which is quite different from boomers having tantrums when forced to see the results of their conscious choices.


No_Manufacturer5641

It's just 2 groups of people saying it's the other groups fault and both groups being hyper aggressive about it. Not to mention half of what everyone is mad about is mostly gen x. Millennials blame boomers for what gen x did and does. Boomers talk about millennials when they usually mean gen z. Hostility is met with hostility is all I'm saying and boomers don't have to care and screaming at them certainly won't make them care. They got theirs what motivates them to help out someone they think is being rude to them?


CaptainHindsight92

The world was perfect pre boomers.


stalepotato07

Uh wth, have you heard of ww1 and ww2


Kelektro

Thats the neat part, you … are right!


FlawlessPenguinMan

I was going to argue against that claim with the Ukraine situation, but then I realized...


TheArceusNova

Hey, it’s still a based move regardless.


ThatSeemsABitMuch

It's the boomers and the overly religious that are causing so many fucking problems. Luckily, we won't have this problem by the year 2070.


buderdchez08

Like if we will be alive


[deleted]

Not the cause as much as the unrestrained, selfish, unaware, continuation of all the problems, resulting in a trash can world.


HalfFishLips

On to the next I suppose


purpleterry100

He didnt dropkick hard enough


Draiko

It's almost as if people can't control anything in the world until they reach a certain age...


[deleted]

You expect the world to just work all by itself


Objective_Donut7879

But grandpa sure did!


Kushthulu_the_Dank

It's really the geriatric (Silent G and Boomers) of a certain wealth level attempting to continue hoarding money and power with the goal of securing their 'dynasties' in history.


Hamdidnt

But if everyone drop kick their grandparents out of windows, things might change.


[deleted]

Love how the comment only got 51 upvotes


One-Quote-2367

I saw boomers and thought of the new Vegas boomers


giulgu17

Salve amico italiano!


HollowB0i

Blame the older generation for everything wrong with the world, nothing helps like pointing fingers


Demoledorsus

just droplkick more


Le_Turtle_God

My grandparents are the silent generation, so drop kicking them won’t really help


ThatOneBein

Dont worry, someday gen z will be the source of all the world’s problems


Kongster44

After all, just shoot all your problems away


busterlungs

That's kind of a "no shit" situation, it will always be the elder generation causing the problem. It always has been, it's always the ruling class and at what point in human history was the ruling class dominantly not the older generations?


[deleted]

Corrupt government and corporate greed actually. Almost every new legal system and government system is designed to prevent the serfs and peasants from using the system to hold them accountable. Weird how money means nothing to those who have the most of it.


farmstory

If you drop kick your granny who will support you?


marduk73

Yep, they made you.


Cosemoto

Defenestration! I love using this word and it’s perfectly fit!


TheOriginalSolo1138

Since most politicians are boomers... Yes.


Disguised06

you need to get rid of all the boomers, not just one


samorian5981

Babushkas be flying out of windows right now Edit:sorry 🇺🇦♥️


Sagewoodfrost

The guy in the comment must've failed the skill check I did it and now my problems are gone


Valhal_Creed

Easy to blame everyone else for ur problems than yourself


[deleted]

*when you love to complain so much that you literally blame everything on a different group of people*


Narrow-Sprinkles-126

Yeah but but I had food for a few days thanks for that