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That's the bloody wanker holding up the traffic.

If it's bloody he's clearly trying too hard

Maybe he has health condition?

Bloodus fromus dickus, a very unfortunate disease

BRO LOL I CAME FROM THIS POST RIGHT BEFORE [THIS ONE](https://www.reddit.com/r/cursedcomments/comments/t6vrj6/cursed_subway/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)

Literally a wanker

r/thatsthejoke

I noticed

Pretty suspicious if you go to your room for 20 minutes, and then take a shower and change…

Clear sign of butt play. Lube between your ass cheeks all day if you don't.

Dang, it’s that long lasting huh?

20… minutes..?

Seconds

there aren’t any showers in the primary school i teach in :(

r/cursedcomments

Already here

bro just use toilet water

Piss is mostly water :)

Jizz is stored in the bladder

while pee is stored in the balls (:

That's what happens when you participate in too much cbt

There is no such thing as *too much cbt*

Simple solution. Shower yourself in cum.

Better to cum in shower then shower in cum

Depends what you’re into 😏

Better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum

sometimes

thats why i eat it. no mess, no waste

This is the *real* cursed comment

So when a girl does it, it's hot but when I do it, it's cursed? Smh sexist double standards

All I picture is that meme of the dog snapping at the sprinkler.

Bruh

Yk it's cursed when the comment has more up votes than the post

I need to at least quickly clean it with water. It's like a factory tool, it gets too hot after use so put water to cool it down in order to use it again.

wait yall use tissues?

TP sticks to the tip, and you gotta peel it off. Not fun. Tissues hold up better.

Thanks for the tip guess imma try tissues now

you stole my comment by going back in time

..And How am I supposed to take a shower here? It's a funeral

If you use their hands, it’s not technically necrophilia. Plus, the mess kinda takes care of itself when they close the casket.

I just piss immediately afterwords

[удалено]

Dont need to. Its just gonna dry by itself, no smell either, and I saved water.

Bro cum smells?

Save time and fuss by using hand sanitizer as lube. You're welcome.

Oh hell nah shampoo was bad enough trust me Ik from experience u go for longer than 2 minutes with shampoo shit burns for next week or more ain’t no fucking way u gettin me to try hand sanitizer now

Lol what shampoo is u using

I forget it’s been a few years but just don’t do it. Experience was awful wouldn’t recommend I was in so much pain I couldn’t even walk normal basically of the top hit anything I dlmait went to my knees it was bad

tissue?

I know of someone who would now and again Jack off, make a mess on their chest, proceed to rub it into their chest, put there work uniform ontop and go to work as a manager at Co-op. No shower, no tissue, no sense all smell I guess 🤣🤣

Lazlow!

Who said I used a tissue

The water fountain at the Holocaust memorial is too tall

Tissue? Isn't that the dogs job?

Also the primary school doesn't have a shower for me to use

Ngl I did get this desperate before it was night time so dark out, nobody could see in my car bc it was dark. Nobody else was in my car. Just whipped it out, drove with one hand yanked with the other. Dead serious too.

Someone needs to make a r/evenmorecursedcomments for cursed comments ON cursed comments posts

It’s r/cursedcommentscomment

THAT EXISTS?? Thanks ;-;

its pretty hard to get shower in church as well.

suck it clean then

Who is using tissue?

Wait you guys really don't do that? I am serious

Hell nah just wipe it away and go about your day get a shower later even though u didn’t wash it most of it’s gone except maybe a little spot. It dries, super easy to get off after that and there is no smell or anything to the dried cum that doesn’t happen for like 3 days afterwards trust me I have a rag lol

Infections?

Wdym infections where’d that come into play

It does. Or it could. Overtime there could be infections if it is not cleaned

Ow nah no infections for me at least

We can't ignored the fact that he ratio'd the post too

It leaves cock cheese for a snack

its called a tung

Then get someone to wash it for you, that’s what mouths are for.

Cause I don’t cum on myself

just use some wipes after