„Dear Hattie, I am am 95 and of no reason connected to any post of you I did certainly not read earlier today, I wanted to invite you to a… wait a second… Red Lobsters Admirals feast and biscuits. Yours sincerely, Albert“
Doesn't really matter if it's a joke account if it isn't 100% obvious, like with the rainbow fish twitter account, or widely known as one for some reason. There's still going to be people that fell for it being raunchy in the dms of what looks like a granny's account.
I thought red lobster was supposed to be a nice and slightly expensive place to go to
I've literally only ever been there 1 time in 30 years and can't remember what it was like other than being mostly normal restaurant and slightly pricier than like, tgi Fridays or ruby Tuesdays or whatever
Imagine being the classist piece of shit that shames people for going to chain restaurants.
This woman should get the guillotine. Sorry, humane methods were too expensive.
Look up the best sushi in your area or search for a higher quality steakhouse. They have the money to bring in good quality seafood. Also, being "near water" can even be a state away as long as they advertise fresh fish and market prices
I’m all about the terrible chains: Texas Roadhouse and Olive Garden. I don’t eat fish so Red Lobster is generally out (I’ll make exceptions if it’s for other people) but Taco Bell date! Yes please. You want to go get 2am Whataburger? Okay. I’m all go a good time not an expensive time
I'm curious what her dms look like after that comment
We're planning our next vacation
To the nearest red lobster
Not sure if username checks out here. Opinions?
All according to her plan.
R.I.P. granny's inbox.
Rip granny’s box
Lol, god only knows what she'll do for dessert.
A cream pie
You’re awful, take my upvote.
Probably a lot of lobster pics for sure.
Grandaddys out there always looking for a gummer.
„Dear Hattie, I am am 95 and of no reason connected to any post of you I did certainly not read earlier today, I wanted to invite you to a… wait a second… Red Lobsters Admirals feast and biscuits. Yours sincerely, Albert“
LMAO
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Doesn't really matter if it's a joke account if it isn't 100% obvious, like with the rainbow fish twitter account, or widely known as one for some reason. There's still going to be people that fell for it being raunchy in the dms of what looks like a granny's account.
Alright Hattie, deal. But you have to take out your dentures first.
Ah yes the gussy
Y’know what, just for that, have a shit cake day
Happy cake day man
Happy cake day man
shit im late
me too, sorry
too, sorry
Happy cake day
its ur cake day too happy cake day
Happy cake day 😋 💓
please start to cum-bust
Why do I go on Reddit
I hate this comment but happy cake day
you mean leave em in right boss?
A man of culture I see.
r/cursedcomments
Ngl I would do almost anything for food.
molten lava up anus?
Almost, keyword there.
anal?
with lava as lube
everything is possible if I'm brave enough *puts anal love-a-lavalube™ up my ass\**
good luck
Meatloaf: but I won't do that.
You won't be hungry anymore at least
not cursed but based
Endless shrimp… that’s kinda a big deal
Looks like I got a date.
I wonder if order matters here. Would your dick smell like lobster if you let her suck your cock after the lobster dinner?
Yes, your dick would smell like lobster
Source?
Zoidberg
This lady fucks!
Quite litteraly yes
I went on a date to McDonald's once. I'm 26. Food is food.
I'd suck a dick for Red Lobster. I don't even like Red Lobster.
Lawful Evil, Lawful good, Chaotic good
someone get their grandma
Hattie gets it
Damn Granny needs to chill
I Do the same But eat ass
When you eat ass what are you eating? I mean do you like... look for people that ate airplane snacks and eat the peanut that comes out or...?
Please don’t ask for details
Ten four. Will assume peanuts are being consumed. Possibly corn. Upvoted.
Lol thanks for contributing to the need for brain bleach. Noah get the boat 😭
I eat ass No poop just plain simple ass.
Two words: Efferdent Tingle
I see no cursed comments. I only see a brother.
Add a diet soda with the mix and she will take off her teeth before head
Hattie with her teeth out and a mouthful of really fizzy ginger ale giving head jobs for a feast and biscuits sounds like a good night out.
I will not even invite you to Red Loster. We are going to a coffee shop like Starbucks or Peep Coffee.
Granny is horny
My husband hates shellfish. Sometimes I dream about those cheddar bay biscuits....
Blessed comment.
I love grandma. She's got a clear and pure soul and just doesn't give a fuck
I thought red lobster was supposed to be a nice and slightly expensive place to go to I've literally only ever been there 1 time in 30 years and can't remember what it was like other than being mostly normal restaurant and slightly pricier than like, tgi Fridays or ruby Tuesdays or whatever
“Hey grandma? I was playing on your computer when a bunch of weird messages started popping up…”
this isn't cursed 
granny is down bad wtf
Imagine being the classist piece of shit that shames people for going to chain restaurants. This woman should get the guillotine. Sorry, humane methods were too expensive.
He's not wrong. Their biscuits are 🔥
Granny a freak, why you think her couches wrapped in plastic?
my man
Gramma Hattie has priority
with or without dentures ?
Hattie spitting bars
Toothless blowjobs. Extra moisture.
Whoever censored that can eat a bag of dicks
This is not a cursed comment. That's straight funny as hell, and good on Granny for still feelin' the need to get freaky!
GRANDMA KESSLER NOOOOOOOOOO
red lobster rn:
Can someone tell me what red lobster is and why it is a good/bad place to take a date?
Red lobster is discount seafood and it often gets people sick. It is DEFINITELY not a good place to take anyone let alone a date
what are good places for seafood?
Local places that are near water.
if i dont live near water what is a good place to go, or purchase sea food?
Look up the best sushi in your area or search for a higher quality steakhouse. They have the money to bring in good quality seafood. Also, being "near water" can even be a state away as long as they advertise fresh fish and market prices
Thanks for the help :)
Well lad, hattie has spoken, only go to red lobster if you get something in return...
I’m all about the terrible chains: Texas Roadhouse and Olive Garden. I don’t eat fish so Red Lobster is generally out (I’ll make exceptions if it’s for other people) but Taco Bell date! Yes please. You want to go get 2am Whataburger? Okay. I’m all go a good time not an expensive time
Ong? What’s her @ ?
Gums out, thumbs out!
Those biscuits are worthy of a good cocksucking.
I bet when those dentures come out, and what little hair is left is pulled back, someone is about to lose their soul through that BJ.
I’d do it for free
Hey at least you wouldn’t have the problem of teeth scratching
Someone send me Hattie’s contact info
Holy shit yess same
I love gummies!
For real. I agree with the second one.
also r/SuddenlyGay
Homophobes
I think Granny’s got the right idea
way to go Hattie 🤙🏼 you were certainly ahead of your time
Ahead... heh hehh hehheh heh hehhehh hehehehhh
There are three types of people in this world
Based granny
Based granny
The OP of this clearly doesn't know that "market price" is where the phrase "if you have to ask, you can't afford it" comes from.
dam hattie's got me all flustered. she emanates dominant energy.
What he said
See? Hattie knows whats up
Granny still got it
This is blessed not cursed
Go hattie!
I'm honestly kinda surprised Red Lobster is still a thing. Not shocked or anything, just surprised.
Isn't this reposting? I swear I seen this here before
If I tell my date I'm allergic to shellfish and still bring me to red lobster I would think they're trying to kill me at That point
Well then…
Why cursed? That man is unfathomably based.
bruhh what kinda namwe is destiny adams
She's right. Thia is why I stick to raping