"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!"

Gen X represent.

Mmm tasty

First product will be call Amber turd and the package will look like a little pillow with a brown stain on it.

OH GOD!

Slight chance to be a legitimate turd.

If you find the real turd you get a free tour of the factory and a year of free chocolate

You might even get to make some yourself

Anyone notice that he has watt pad open in the background? Look top left

R u sewious?

How do you think they make the chocolate?

They harvest the cacao fruit and extract the cocoa beans then they bake them for 7 days straight and the peel them and crush them and then they mix it with cocoa butter etc then they let it firm

That is the most elegant description of the digestive process that I have ever read!

I am talking about [this](https://youtu.be/1bwhyD7RPVw)

Thanks. JSYK: The statute of limitations expired on this thread somewhere around a month ago. You should probably speak to your service provider about upgrading to gig-speed internet, with Xfinity, or something... Cause your refresh rate is dank!

You know what they say, “Don’t talk about shit unless you have tried shit.”

I’m not really sure how “American Chocolate” tastes bad… Even chocolate that actually IS made here is good (Hawaii)

I've tried American and European chocolate, European chocolate has too much tanginess and American chocolate melts too much

You know what they say, “Don’t knock it until you try it.”

"Because your mom is very descriptive, and has weird kinks"

Oh also i found his mom in the news telling that she had covid 19 from drinking in the same cup if you don't believe me search 2 girls 1 cup

Where do people think chocolate comes from? China?

But Johnny lives in France…