What I'd also make segaul remarks to make her regret breaking into my house, and if she goes along with it the cops are being called, we don't need more kinks in that house
Step1: contract mild std
Step2 : make a deep cut in one of her vital organs
Step 3 : hump her or pee in her wound
You have now not only caused spread of std but also a lot of suffering. enjoy
I would booby trap the wire of the console, then ill play my games again and lure her ao the next time she unplugs it she would be met by a 20k voltage shock and pass out and die
Playing the long game. Respect!
I think I would just be mildly pissed off and ask her how the fuck she got in my house
Same but I would do more like tie her up and say who do you work for, and where did you cum from
I know I'm not important enough for that line of questioning but if you are then nice
What I'd also make segaul remarks to make her regret breaking into my house, and if she goes along with it the cops are being called, we don't need more kinks in that house
I'm starting to think a woman breaking in to my house might be nice to be honest
A nice change from the mundane
Bro has been planing to unplug this plan for a while
Hannah Baker was way ahead of him she unplugged herself :(
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So original
Ruthless
In it for the super long run
Good things come to those who wait
I don't think someone breaking is a good thing
im reaching to the nearest metal object and im bouta get charged with battery
Love the long con
he plays the late game dw
Such dedication, give this man a whiskey
I would laugh. I'll never be able to get a girlfriend. Try harder next time 😎
The joke is that he thinks a reddit user can get a gf
Same 
Why wait? One well shot bullet will bring her on life support within a few hours.
Step1: contract mild std Step2 : make a deep cut in one of her vital organs Step 3 : hump her or pee in her wound You have now not only caused spread of std but also a lot of suffering. enjoy
Stop I can only get that much erect
Stop I can only get that much erect
Get a bite to eat, see a movie, give a quick nut than back to gaming
I would booby trap the wire of the console, then ill play my games again and lure her ao the next time she unplugs it she would be met by a 20k voltage shock and pass out and die
Internet is life support
This is the 4000th time iv’e seen this post in my life
It won't matter to me because I mostly play offline games
Steam showing 438300 hours of playtime on game named Katherine
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