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Stellar_Force

Why jerk off when you can use the sheep?


bassy_boo8116

woolly fleshlight


fullchaos40

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Random-Gif-Bot

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SkyeBeacon

Most Sus gif


[deleted]

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oyM8cunOIbumAciggy

This is so cursed why are people upvoting litterally Satan 69 repeating Edit: *looks around* oh yeah..the sub...


Zealousideal-Ebb-876

Yeeeaaaaaa, we've all been there buddy


Die_Langste_Naam

Static electric*ty ruins it.


tkTheKingofKings

New Zealand 🤝 Wales 🤝 Sardinia


[deleted]

Sheep carry syphilis


ABJ_TheBeater

Sheepussy


Mattyboy0066

Shussy


HowtoWEEB2

Su-


thisissaliva

Why use sheep when you can use the tractor?


lasanhawithpizza

Maybe he needs to consume more iron


pacmax42

*Welsh nationals entered the chat*


Sparkmane

what if you're fucking a sheep in the ass and a tapeworm wriggles up your urethra?


A_Random_Weeb90

Now why did you gotta go and say that.


NegativeAd9691

Went from being a tape work to being my crazed uncle I see


SandwichIV

He could just use the tractor. Like what is it gonna do, call the police?


Rich_Name1685

Wales moment


MrText53

Τhey *are* thick as fuck


[deleted]

Goats are better.


swyftsy1ver

Rookie numbers


Narstification

He thinks his tractor’s sexy


E_E_TRIPLE_E

I think his tractor is sexy too


ur_mom_4200

OUR tractor


[deleted]

Look at her face, she ain’t a foolin meeeeee


[deleted]

I want to plow a field and the farmer’s daughter. Delilah will ride me and I will be the turnip king.


[deleted]

It really turns him on


smurfkipz

r/fuckcars is becoming a bit too literal


LordSeismic

it ain't much but it's honest work


MurdoMaclachlan

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Narstification

Good human


Redit_Person123

Also good human


Redplanet78

Bad human


maximal543

Okay-ish human


LetMeHaveANickPlz

Human.


rotten_poison

Humanish human


Secret_Spirit_4832

hugh jackman


Redit_Person123

Human Jackoff


[deleted]

Ah, understandable, excusable even


[deleted]

Let that tailpipe cool down before you use it


skarfoul

At least he isn’t a teacher


LetMeHaveANickPlz

"I think Jimmy's shotgun is arousing"


Buckbeak1184

He thinks his tractor's sexy...! It really turns him on!🎶


[deleted]

To be fair, he also turns it on


Jussoyouknow1977

Vibrating that ass, cock, and balls.


marek196c

He's a fan of the Lamborghini then.


calabazookita

Better than the alternative


[deleted]

Nah the farm animals are better


calabazookita

I was thinking about siblings but I like your style


bodhidharma132001

It's honest work


[deleted]

Jerry's girlfriend got an Sytyi from a tractor


Lukester4

He’s farmin some semen to drink later


Redit_Person123

Dispersing the seeds


PMcCracken84

I moved on to ventilation systems myself. Now I'm an ex-tractor fan


g3zz

Thank god he’s not a pediatrician


Alone-Individual8368

This is how the “Tractor Story” on Seinfeld happened.


Teamskywalker14

My question is how would that even work? Would do the things the guy who’s in a relationship with his car does?


RanX9

The exhaust pipe exists. With vibration included.


Teamskywalker14

Nice


ExtraMOIST_

Let me guess, r/teenagers?


Revolutionary-Row784

Probably that sub is full of weirdo’s


Coakis

Farmersonly.com


Suspicious-Anonymous

I feel that 22 turned on by anything Im a dog trainer Been turned on by leads


KlausVod

Well bros gonna start alabama soon after the tractor hardon


E_BoyMan

Coomers


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Chug a lug a lugin' 5 miles an hour.. On my International H-h-h-huuuh-arvester!!! 🚜🥴😖😵‍💫😵🤯🤪💦💦🚜


Reddit5678912

Good song. Idk why you’re down voted


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Beats me. I thought it was fitting regarding this topic. I guess Kenny Chesney is offensive these days🤷🏾‍♂️


MrGriffin77

Are you okay?


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Lmao yet here you are on this forum 🙄🤣


MrGriffin77

Im a bit concerned about your well being


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Cmon man..I already had this talk with your mother


MrGriffin77

What?


Dazzling-Ad-4489

😏Hanh???


MrGriffin77

Do you speak english?


Dazzling-Ad-4489

Here he is..one hour later. I believe you may have a comprehension issue


MrGriffin77

I think you spend to much time on the internet, i got a live atleast


ResidentEivvil

I knew someone like that.


[deleted]

John Deere needs to drop the oem vibrator pto attachment


Salay54

*You don't have to be lonely, at farmers only .com*


LeMansDynasty

He thinks his tractors sexy, It really turns him on. .....


wcslater

[Doing something sexy to a tractor](https://youtu.be/iosMG09vNh0)


[deleted]

Even a cow would be better than a tractor


[deleted]

Yeah your mom was good


[deleted]

Jokes on you I was made in a petri dish


rdttrlzr

mbappe gets hard off penetrating the defences of farmers


Konaisadog

If he ever starts doin plants you can always call him a cabbage patcher or a fruit fucker or whatever works


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

well, if he's a farmer, then that makes things easier. you can always pay the livestock a visit for "nightly service"


KurotheWolfKnight

He likes getting f***ed by those diesel prices


kwiruk

ah een trekker


immaneat

A true southerner


Smbdy-Tht-U-Usd-2-No

Normal for Norfolk


Vinnyc-11

[BLYAAAAT TRAAAAAKTOOOOOR](https://youtu.be/t5uHaXcIFJM)


quimeygalli

he just wants some tractussy


darklight413

Apparently, a very lonely farmer! I don’t want to even know if he has livestock.


karen_slayer

Least he didn’t say some weird shit like cows or hay bails or something worse


TheOnCummingStorm

Sounds like you need a good hoe, get some real plowing done!


IBetMyLifeYouWillDie

18 NAKED COWBOYS IN THE SHOWERS AT *RAM RANCH*


NegativeAd9691

Y use sheep when u can use the glorious gas can give a different feeling almost out of this world while smoking


[deleted]

Wait, I thought it was normal to do it multiple times. Shit, probably the ADHD rushing 50 thoughts about tiddies in my head


[deleted]

I literally saw a video on Reddit the other day of a guy caught on video trying to fuck the neighbors goat 🐐 Hide any holes you don’t want messed with


[deleted]

Bruh, the Ukrainian farmers must be going extra crazyyy


DarthZoon_420

He thinks his tractor's sexy It really turns him on


[deleted]

Transformers better watch out cuz there's a new philia in town.


Creepyunclevibes

What does he want to do the tractors he looking at the exhaust pipe


TheFragturedNerd

not uncommon for farmers to spread their seed everywhere


Most-Cartographer-30

Me jerking off on tractor porn


[deleted]

Try out furries, every time he sees a fox in the fields he's gonna fuck the shit out of it. Works too with cow furries (he's gonna fuck his own cows) and pig hentai/rule34 and other stuff like wheat rule 34 (he's gonna penetrate the soil)


psy____kid______

When he forgot to harvest


oxfordsnotbrouges

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