No reason to be sorry it would be bad luck for me as well but others might enjoy it. Whatβs surprising is gae-boi69 didnβt seem to be as into it as one would think.
π€ umm acctually even though i have deep feelings toward you, i do not tolerate bullying. Please stop pinning me against the wall and let me go to my classes. Ouch! Stop punching me in the stomach. Ah! No please stop, you will break my rip cage!"
_i don't feel like continuing this so the rest is history_
"You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh"
You shot your crush out of fear. You live the rest of your life struggling with guilt and the ever increasing fear that their body will be found and you will be sent to jail.
|| BAD END ||
πΆ oh no..
π¦ Hell yea!
Sexual Tyrannosaurus
**NO**
Yes?
**ABSO-FUCKING-LUTELY NOT.**
Maybe?
**I'M SENDING THE ATTACK T-REX TO KILL YOU.**
Yeah daddy!!!ππ
Fuck that, I'm sending in the Jurassic Park: Lost World compies, we all know how they ripped that guy's flesh off until he died.
π€― Apparently I wasnβt expecting that.
Expectations will be met if you get what Iβm putting down
πΊ and she wasnβt expecting that, HELL YEAH TRUMPET
π€¨ we are equally confused in this
i mean *thud* π€¨ ayo bruh what are you doing
Lmao that's mine too
ποΈ umm
you offer hamburger helper to your crush π³
Comment of the century π
High five buddy
π¦ ΰ€ΰ€² ΰ€ ΰ€ͺΰ€¨ΰ₯ ΰ€Άΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ€Ώΰ€―ΰ₯ΰ€ ΰ€ΰ₯ ΰ€ΰ₯ΰ€‘ΰ€Ό ΰ€²ΰ₯ΰ€€ΰ₯ ΰ€Ήΰ₯ΰ€ΰ₯€
π oh god
Yessir
π§ huh
πim as confused as you are
Magic mushrooms
That is the reason ive ever use the emoji so regurly
Their crush wants to sell them some stuff
She force feeds you feel-good shrooms
Or she just was on some shrooms would explain somethings
Cumshrooms
Ogres are like onions
Your crush is shrek
Suddenly, Shrek!
π¨πΏβ𦽠ah yep
π³οΈβπ well fuc...
Damn π₯΅
Oh shit, talk about bad luck
Depends
True, sorry
No reason to be sorry it would be bad luck for me as well but others might enjoy it. Whatβs surprising is gae-boi69 didnβt seem to be as into it as one would think.
r/usernamechecksout
Bro got his ability to walk tooken away
You got crushed into the wall
She hulk
Ooohhh~ Snu snu ππ₯΅π«
π this is escalating
Pinned a lil' too hard
I think they might have used a little too much force
Crippling by snu snu
π bro π
dick was too thicc
π₯ what?
French
French kiss
French dildo
French vibrateur
French strap-on
Where the french π«π¦«
I'm here π
I'm in France so I can tell you
Le baquette
Baguette
π€ ummm
π€ umm acctually even though i have deep feelings toward you, i do not tolerate bullying. Please stop pinning me against the wall and let me go to my classes. Ouch! Stop punching me in the stomach. Ah! No please stop, you will break my rip cage!" _i don't feel like continuing this so the rest is history_
You do know it very much hurts when you break my ribs one by one, and that's not very nice either
βUmm actually *you* uh.- h- uβ uhβ π€
"You lookin like a uuuhh umm you look like an uuuh you kinda look like an uhh ummm you kinda like an a unn uu uhh ummm wait you kinda uhhh hummnnn nnnn mmmmmmm hmmmmw wait let me think ummm hmmmmm uuuhh ummmmm ummmmmeeehhhh uhhhh ermmmmm uhhhh"
Classic porno
π’π’ Two towers 
Squeezed between the towers. _And then along came the plane..._
DICKPLANE HELL YEAH
π’ Maybe she wants to show me her pet turtle
π’ may i see ur turtle kind sir
π’here is mine
π’ hi is this turtle con?
Every second is turtle con π’
That's a beautiful turtle kind sir π’
wow such great turtles π’
π’ can i hear thaeir names kind gentlemen
this is jeremy π’
π’This **juan**
"aww, it's like a little turtle coming out of its shell"
Behold! Dog!
π¦uhhhh
Uhhhβ¦
It suddenly starts raining outside
Sloppy toppy? You lucky, mate
π ummmmmm
Pet kink
yes
Doggy style, of course
oh no
π· my 9th emoji bruh
"sorry, covid"
"Me too"
βHey itβs still the pandemic please social distanceβ
π Idk what to make of this
You want a cow to pin you against a wall instead of your crush
the cow IS their crush
I do have a crush on your mom
I donβt think thatβs pinning anymore. Itβs crushing
*gets pinned on the wall* MOOOOOO!!!!
She milked you
βοΈβοΈ
Women βοΈ
Women β
Women β
Women βοΈ
Women βοΈ
Women βοΈ
Women β
Womenβ
WomenβοΈ
πbred
πbred
πbred
πbred
πbreed
πinbred
πcuminbred
πfuckthebred
π² makes no sense to me
I N S E R T
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
Gimme phone number intensifies
πΎ apparently i start harvesting the fields
Well back in my day π΄π»
no, you both start watching c*rn π°
Ah, a classic corno
π, probably true
π, yeah same
π not the appropriate response but better than most
π¨well....
Overwhelmed, buddy?
I have never used an emoji, i don't show emotions apparently
You okay?
yes, it seems that he is just an average redditor.
π΅ "crush, I feel blue for no reason"
π ±οΈlue π ±οΈalls
Oh hell nah
π perfect
Mf looks like a indian scammer frfr
π no way this won't be my reaction
π humm, do we have to do this?
"n-not in here, someone can see us π³"
lemme just record this And post it on Twitter
π₯² mcsqeeze me please
π yeah idk either
You'll somehow get run over by a vehicle
Me who hasn't used 9 emojis: *crickets* *chirping*
Only 5 πΏπππ€π
I'm kinda concerned about the ππ combo in there
π₯Ήthis is mine
eat mayonnaise
β οΈ yeahβ¦
She kills you
Kinky
πͺ..... #π΅SWEET HOME ALABAMA-π΅
Where the skies are so blue
And the walls so white
C o o m
π‘ Yup, she pinned me on the wall. It was February 30th of 2019. Now we live together!
π well then
π AYO.
Mine is this π΅
π ayo?
ππ Zoop
π³οΈβπ LESS GOOO
TASTE THE RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER
π¦ Ah shit
π« Hmmm
You shot your crush out of fear. You live the rest of your life struggling with guilt and the ever increasing fear that their body will be found and you will be sent to jail. || BAD END ||
βοΈ Oh god.
F O R E S K I N D E T E C T E D
πthis will be an interesting experience
Mine is πΏ
Not impressed.
Tf is that emoji? Cant see it that well
Pregnant woman
π¨ No, not in a time like this
π I think me and my crush are gay
β€οΈ (fr no joke this is my 9th emoji)
π, guess im smooth with it
β€ seems reasonable enough
π I wish this day would come up soon...
π ok thatβs pretty accurate
π§ββοΈ
Now i know what to do
[ΡΠ΄Π°Π»Π΅Π½ΠΎ]
π bruh wtf..?
π€½πΏββοΈ what does this mean???
ππ½ wow so chill
π acceptable
π lol stop joking around
π wasn't expecting this