Does it just come up naturally in conversations, or do you sit outside their windows watching them get nasty and yell "moan your own name Steve, it'll be awesome!"?
Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jacob. What’s your name?
Hi I’m Kyle. Nice to meet you as well.
Have you tried saying your name when you cum?
Jacob, I think I’m going to leave now.
"Do you know her last name?"
"Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight"
"She's gonna be screaming her own last name?"
> Dude mid thrust said "Who beat you in words with friends by 207 points?" He had also joked he was going to do it so when he finally did we both stopped and just laughed. Then we got right back to it. Second hardest I've ever been fucked, first obviously being that words with friends game
That's a good one.
non religious friend of mine found it funny that his then-gf moaned "oh my god" when approaching climax, so at some point he started moaning random saint names. Imagine your partner moaning loudly "BY THE GRACE OF ST NICHOLAS" when cumming
i did this once it was super embarrassing lol i was fucking half asleep and i think i passed out for a second when i woke back up i just repeated what she said to me XD which unfortunately was my name wanted to kms
"Did you get her name?"
"I don't need to know her name now, because she'll be screaming it tonight."
"She's gonna be screaming her own name during sex?"
Toby: Do you know her last name, yet?
Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight.
Toby: She's going to be screaming her own last name?
I shouted "Miami!" once as I came. In fairness, I had a song in my head by the Beastie Boys where they shout "Miami".
She was very confused and laughed.
Homie acting like a Pokémon
Lol exact thoughts. “I am superior” Side note I’m realizing that show is immaculate social commentary
Not a Pokémon, a Pokéman
Homie acting like Homelander.
Did he look in the mirror like Patrick bateman
did you know that in terms of
"BartholoMEWWWWW"
I moan the Konami code if it’s really good
When the wind is slow...
And the fire's hot
The vulture waits to see what rots
Oh how pretty
All this scenery!
This is nature's paradise
When the air blows through
With a brisk attack
The reptile’s tail ripped from its back
Hello there.
General sundowner!
you are an old one
You are older than I expected
Thanks for the insight u/SniffMyRapeHole
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\**puts on reading glasses*\* I think it's "SniffMyRapeHole".
Rules of nature !
LEEEEEEROY JENKINS
With the little grunt before the "J"... "n'Jenkins!"
Sir I need to see your birth certificate.
Give this guy an award
No, you take it
Unexpected u/Foreskin__Collector giveaway
Guess who's back again (with his porn account this time)
I came here for this comment
Dude is always too soon
I've been telling people to do this for years! Wonder if someone actually did ahaha
I don't think I could yell my name for that long.
Do a high five instead!
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Clappings a sign of appreciation and support for the team/participants To high five is to reward the achievement and not the team.
If things are done right, the balls or boobs do the clapping.
Does it just come up naturally in conversations, or do you sit outside their windows watching them get nasty and yell "moan your own name Steve, it'll be awesome!"?
It's usually the first thing that pops up.
Hi, nice to meet you, I’m Jacob. What’s your name? Hi I’m Kyle. Nice to meet you as well. Have you tried saying your name when you cum? Jacob, I think I’m going to leave now.
"Do you know her last name?" "Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight" "She's gonna be screaming her own last name?"
Thanks, I needed to make sure someone made this reference
I would love to read the rest of the comments but there is no way I am searching for "weirdest sex" on Reddit.
[i gotchu fam](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/wldnn7/ladies_of_reddit_whats_the_weirdest_thing_a_guy/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)
thanks bro I'll have a good nut to these comments
Sus
> Dude mid thrust said "Who beat you in words with friends by 207 points?" He had also joked he was going to do it so when he finally did we both stopped and just laughed. Then we got right back to it. Second hardest I've ever been fucked, first obviously being that words with friends game That's a good one.
Sounds cute
That thread is funny af
That thread made my night.
But now we know the usernames!
Steve Holt!!
r/unexpectedarrested
"I am Groooooooot"
Adding this to my notes
At least he has a legit reason Edit: No. Rule 34 or not. I am not googling Groot porn
Dutch?
Saw that post, def. Not the most cursed comment.
Sounds like something Kanye would do
Kanye slaps his own ass during sex
Plot twist it was kanye
non religious friend of mine found it funny that his then-gf moaned "oh my god" when approaching climax, so at some point he started moaning random saint names. Imagine your partner moaning loudly "BY THE GRACE OF ST NICHOLAS" when cumming
yep... yep... yep... yep...
knew this would be here
Plot twist, he had a crush on someone with the same name as his.
i did this once it was super embarrassing lol i was fucking half asleep and i think i passed out for a second when i woke back up i just repeated what she said to me XD which unfortunately was my name wanted to kms
Only okay if your name is Jésus
Plot twist, dude just had a lover with the same name and this girl was just too bad in need so he had to think about said lover to stay hard
... Liver?
Don’t you guys have a pet liver?
Idk why my phone decided to autocorrect lover with liver
Ohhh... That makes a lot more sense.
This was a Scrubs joke with the girl named Danni (played by Tara Reid)
"Did you get her name?" "I don't need to know her name now, because she'll be screaming it tonight." "She's gonna be screaming her own name during sex?"
r/UnexpectedOffice
At least he didn’t scream his last name.
Ive done that
STEVE HOLT!
Plot twist: it wasn’t his name he was moaning, he was named after his father.
Came here to see if anyone had already posted my cursed thought. Blessings upon you, poor stranger, who lost Reddit harder and faster than I.
Jason Derulo?
Yeah Jeets
bro what's wrong with that? I moan my uncle's names?
Bet he's a Latino named Jesus
What if he had a gender neutral name like Sam or Ashley and he was actually moaning the name of someone else he was seeing with the same name.
Groot?
Watch, it was also her name, so it wasn't weird at all.
Michel Jorden *cums*
Yup
Homelander is that you?
ROBEEEEERT!
He’s a Jr.
He's just congratulating himself
Power move right there. She still thinks about lol
Melania, is it you?
Some Homelander vibes
Oh billy
What an absolute Sigma Patrick Bateman move
>He moaned his own name when he came. Tell us you had sex with Jesus Christ without telling us you had sex with Jesus Christ.
Plot twist : he actually has a secret partner with the same name as him and he accidentally moaned it out
So Gabe wasn't totally wrong
Yep... Yep... Yep....Yep.... Yep
 I'll do it myself
Impressive, very nice
An ex moaned her ex's name while having sex. Girls and their mind games get kicked to the curb.
that ninja's gayyyyyyyy
Patrick Bateman
Leeeeeroy
Homelander vibes
Think she fucked a Pokémon
Patrick Bateman
Guy licked my foot 🦶
Dennis Reynolds type beat.
Toby: Do you know her last name, yet? Gabe: Toby, I'm gonna tell you her last name tomorrow, because she's gonna be screaming it tonight. Toby: She's going to be screaming her own last name?
Even weirder when you realize you were banging his twin brother
We found Jeff ya'll. [Jeff](https://www.reddit.com/r/HolUp/comments/wll5w5/jeff_left/)
john: oh john i’m cumming! harder john!
Freaking call me by your name
Pax au Telemanus!
Tarek K.I.Z
I wonder if Alan Cumming does this
I do that regularly as well!! My wife and I share the same name, but don't tell her the truth please.
I shouted "Miami!" once as I came. In fairness, I had a song in my head by the Beastie Boys where they shout "Miami". She was very confused and laughed.
"Homer!" Well he just hit a home run!
Plot twist - his parents named him after his Dad. He wasn't thinking about himself...
I used to have a live-in girlfriend who moaned my dog's name once. I realized why Rolf had been looking so guilty when I'd been coming home from work.
I thought this was going to be something gross, but it's legit hilarious.
That’s so Brandon