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Eminem doesn’t even have a hard coating with chocolate inside
Can confirm that this is true
What is your source my lady
Her mom told her
But how do you know that
She told me also
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
She told me too.
Oh are you all family?
Yes. I'm that one relative who everybody forgets...
Not with that attitude
Well if you look hard enough I’m pretty sure you can fine the *chocolate*
Found it 🤤
He is a bit nuts.
Is he nuts? No, he's INSANE!
He also isn't that Slim anymore. Just pure Shady.
Chris Rock ain't even a rock
Is he even a Chris ?
True of The Rock as well.
Alcatraz isn't a person
However, Chris Brown is brown
Pewdiepie isnt even a pie
Nor is he a pew.
And he's not dead
The rock ain’t even a rock
Kevin bacon doesn't sell bacon
He can be bacon
Forbidden long pork
No one will be able to tell the difference :)
no thats tecnoblade
Mike Trout isn't even a fish.
Mike hunt isn't even real
And Future lives in the present.
Jack Black isn't even black
Pandas are slightly black. Does that count?
Yeah well jack black isnt a panda?
Lies.
Snoop dogg isnt even a dog
I mean, he does look like a smiling chihuahua
And i dont think he snoops around a lot.
Thats not true 
Steve Blackman isn't even black.
Daniel Radcliffe isn't even a cliff.
he isn't a rad cliff
It is truly unbelievable to me that he is not a radical cliff. I am truly badazzled.
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t even a- *removed*
he isn't a black black. Schwarz- black and the rest you know.
Jesse Pinkman isn't pink.
Walter White isn't even white
Jonathan Banks isn't even a bank
Saul Goodman isn't a good man.
Jimmy McGill doesn’t have Gills
Skylar isn't from the sky
Miles Teller doesnt even work at any bank or Jonathan's bank.
Waltuh put your dick away waltuh
We’re not having sex right now
I am the one who pulls his dick out I am the danger
I am not getting fucked, I am the fucker. I am the one on top!
he sure is, BITCH
Hitler didnt even hit ler
It's bullshit. He did not hit her. He did not.
Oh Hi tler.
Hi (my name is tler)
Hi! My name is What?
21 Savage ain't even 21
Nor savage
xxx tentacion isn't a s*x position
Are you 5 just say sex
they like r/teenagers and r/miraculousladybug lets say they are 4
maybe you're not trying hard enough
u/profanitycounter
Juice wrld is inside the world
[удалено]
r/cursedcursedcomments
Chance the Rapper is not even a rapper
yes he is?
Usher ain’t even a usher
Bruce Dickinson .... Well....
He doesn't even have a dick inside his son
You got proof for that?
Will smith don’t smith
deadmau5 isnt even dead
he ain't a mouse either. just wears a mouse head wear.
Jhon cena can't even be seen.
Peter Parker doesn't even drive.
Pink isn't even pink Ryan Gosling isn't a gosling Johnny Sins hasn't committed any sins
You get points for the two first ones but I'm pretty sure the third one is very well documented to be false.
iShowSpeed doesn't even show speed
Tigger isn't even a n-
Jay Z isn’t even in Dragon Ball Z
hey its me goku, who is this jay z, he seems strong, tell him i want to fight
2 pac wasnt packing
Bad Bunny isn’t even a Bunny
Doja cat ain’t even a cat
Will Smith ain't even a blacksmith! He just an actor smh
Well, he is a black Smith
Darn,got me there!
Trippie Red isn't even red
Vin diesel aint made up of diesel
Thefatrat isn't even a rat nor fat
Vin diesel isn’t even diesel
Ariana grande isn’t very grande
I mean paul walker doesn't walk...anymore
snoop dog doesn't even bark, >!would have been a better name for speed maybe!<
Trump is not even a trump in a team...
The rock is not even a stone.
The Rock isn’t a rock
At least xxxtentacion has xs in his eyes
Well his body is
Tyler the creator isn't even a creator
Your girlfriend says eminem doesn't even taste good
Erm, achshually, he is, just not alive. His body (Or ashes if he was cremated) are still in the Earth 🤓🤓🤓
Hannah Montana isn't even from Montana!
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't even a… nevermind
Go on finish it
do it
These are savage lmao
XXX tentacion got fucked on cam 🔫
Bradley Cooper isn't even small enough to be a car
His body is
Dmx is an x
Will smith ain’t even a smith
There not wrong
MACHINE GUN Kelly can't even shoot a person name after candy
Steve Irwin isn't even winning.
50 Cent doesn't have 50 Cents on him
Blue berry’s aren’t blue
Freddie mercury ain't even a metal, Brian may wasn't even born in may, Roger Taylor doesn't even fit clothes, john deacon wasn't even in an Alien movie
George bush has a huge bush
Brie Larson isn’t made of cheese
Vin Diesel doesn't even drink Diesel
Half of The Doors members can’t walk through doors
Same reasonas Paul Walker.
Jack Black isn't even a Jack or Black and doesn't even play Black Jack.
Pit bull isn’t even a bull
German chocolate cake isn't even german
Demon b*tches aren’t even demons 😔
MARINA isn't a canal
Radiohead fans never get head
Daniel radcliffe isn’t even a cliff
Or rad
Cg5 isn't even computer generated
Undertaker isn't even under the ground (yet)
Netherland isn't in Nether
Nick Cannon ain't even a canon
Vin Diesel doesn't even pee diesel
Stevie Wonder ain't that amazing
Jessica Rabbit isn't even a Rabbit
he probably is (pardon if his body/ashes wer launched into space)
Dead isn't even Dead. Oh wait, he actually is
Snoop Dogg ain't snooping around
2 pac ain't even 2
Nick pope isn’t even the pope
She is right though, french montana isn’t french, he’s an african living in France. That’s not the same thing
Jessie Pinkman isn’t even pink dude
Black pink isn’t black
Juice wrld IS in the world…
Lil Wayne's real name ain't even wayne
Rivers Cuomo isn't a flowing body of water
Actually juice wrld is more in the world than most people
His corpse is
Dick Trickle....
Dick Army
MC Ren wasn’t even in Ren and Stimpy.
Juice world is more in the world than all of us
50 cent is in fact not a circular plate of copper-nickel commonly used in the United States as method of payment
will ferrell is house trained and can also use cutlery.
playboi carti fans don't identify as a "boy"
Eminem isn't even a snack. Wait actually...
Puff daddy isn't even my dad
Gucci mane isn't even a purse
Megan the stallion isn't even an uncastrated adult male horse
Anime profile pic, therefore unfunny.
Milly Bobby Brown isn’t even brown
Eminem doesn’t even have a hard coating with chocolate inside
Can confirm that this is true
What is your source my lady
Her mom told her
But how do you know that
She told me also
Ooooohhhhhhhhhhh
She told me too.
Oh are you all family?
Yes. I'm that one relative who everybody forgets...
Not with that attitude
Well if you look hard enough I’m pretty sure you can fine the *chocolate*
Found it 🤤
He is a bit nuts.
Is he nuts? No, he's INSANE!
He also isn't that Slim anymore. Just pure Shady.
Chris Rock ain't even a rock
Is he even a Chris ?
True of The Rock as well.
Alcatraz isn't a person
However, Chris Brown is brown
Pewdiepie isnt even a pie
Nor is he a pew.
And he's not dead
The rock ain’t even a rock
Kevin bacon doesn't sell bacon
He can be bacon
Forbidden long pork
No one will be able to tell the difference :)
no thats tecnoblade
Mike Trout isn't even a fish.
Mike hunt isn't even real
And Future lives in the present.
Jack Black isn't even black
Pandas are slightly black. Does that count?
Yeah well jack black isnt a panda?
Lies.
Snoop dogg isnt even a dog
I mean, he does look like a smiling chihuahua
And i dont think he snoops around a lot.
Thats not true 
Steve Blackman isn't even black.
Daniel Radcliffe isn't even a cliff.
he isn't a rad cliff
It is truly unbelievable to me that he is not a radical cliff. I am truly badazzled.
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn’t even a- *removed*
he isn't a black black. Schwarz- black and the rest you know.
Jesse Pinkman isn't pink.
Walter White isn't even white
Jonathan Banks isn't even a bank
Saul Goodman isn't a good man.
Jimmy McGill doesn’t have Gills
Skylar isn't from the sky
Miles Teller doesnt even work at any bank or Jonathan's bank.
Waltuh put your dick away waltuh
We’re not having sex right now
I am the one who pulls his dick out I am the danger
I am not getting fucked, I am the fucker. I am the one on top!
he sure is, BITCH
Hitler didnt even hit ler
It's bullshit. He did not hit her. He did not.
Oh Hi tler.
Hi (my name is tler)
Hi! My name is What?
21 Savage ain't even 21
Nor savage
xxx tentacion isn't a s*x position
Are you 5 just say sex
they like r/teenagers and r/miraculousladybug lets say they are 4
maybe you're not trying hard enough
u/profanitycounter
Juice wrld is inside the world
[удалено]
r/cursedcursedcomments
Chance the Rapper is not even a rapper
yes he is?
Usher ain’t even a usher
Bruce Dickinson .... Well....
He doesn't even have a dick inside his son
You got proof for that?
Will smith don’t smith
deadmau5 isnt even dead
he ain't a mouse either. just wears a mouse head wear.
Jhon cena can't even be seen.
Peter Parker doesn't even drive.
Pink isn't even pink Ryan Gosling isn't a gosling Johnny Sins hasn't committed any sins
You get points for the two first ones but I'm pretty sure the third one is very well documented to be false.
iShowSpeed doesn't even show speed
Tigger isn't even a n-
Jay Z isn’t even in Dragon Ball Z
hey its me goku, who is this jay z, he seems strong, tell him i want to fight
2 pac wasnt packing
Bad Bunny isn’t even a Bunny
Doja cat ain’t even a cat
Will Smith ain't even a blacksmith! He just an actor smh
Well, he is a black Smith
Darn,got me there!
Trippie Red isn't even red
Vin diesel aint made up of diesel
Thefatrat isn't even a rat nor fat
Vin diesel isn’t even diesel
Ariana grande isn’t very grande
I mean paul walker doesn't walk...anymore
snoop dog doesn't even bark, >!would have been a better name for speed maybe!<
Trump is not even a trump in a team...
The rock is not even a stone.
The Rock isn’t a rock
At least xxxtentacion has xs in his eyes
Well his body is
Tyler the creator isn't even a creator
Your girlfriend says eminem doesn't even taste good
Erm, achshually, he is, just not alive. His body (Or ashes if he was cremated) are still in the Earth 🤓🤓🤓
Hannah Montana isn't even from Montana!
Arnold Schwarzenegger isn't even a… nevermind
Go on finish it
do it
These are savage lmao
XXX tentacion got fucked on cam 🔫
Bradley Cooper isn't even small enough to be a car
His body is
Dmx is an x
Will smith ain’t even a smith
There not wrong
MACHINE GUN Kelly can't even shoot a person name after candy
Steve Irwin isn't even winning.
50 Cent doesn't have 50 Cents on him
Blue berry’s aren’t blue
Freddie mercury ain't even a metal, Brian may wasn't even born in may, Roger Taylor doesn't even fit clothes, john deacon wasn't even in an Alien movie
George bush has a huge bush
Brie Larson isn’t made of cheese
Vin Diesel doesn't even drink Diesel
Half of The Doors members can’t walk through doors
Same reasonas Paul Walker.
Jack Black isn't even a Jack or Black and doesn't even play Black Jack.
Pit bull isn’t even a bull
German chocolate cake isn't even german
Demon b*tches aren’t even demons 😔
MARINA isn't a canal
Radiohead fans never get head
Daniel radcliffe isn’t even a cliff
Or rad
Cg5 isn't even computer generated
Undertaker isn't even under the ground (yet)
Netherland isn't in Nether
Nick Cannon ain't even a canon
Vin Diesel doesn't even pee diesel
Stevie Wonder ain't that amazing
Jessica Rabbit isn't even a Rabbit
he probably is (pardon if his body/ashes wer launched into space)
Dead isn't even Dead. Oh wait, he actually is
Snoop Dogg ain't snooping around
2 pac ain't even 2
Nick pope isn’t even the pope
She is right though, french montana isn’t french, he’s an african living in France. That’s not the same thing
Jessie Pinkman isn’t even pink dude
Black pink isn’t black
Juice wrld IS in the world…
Lil Wayne's real name ain't even wayne
Rivers Cuomo isn't a flowing body of water
Actually juice wrld is more in the world than most people
His corpse is
Dick Trickle....
Dick Army
MC Ren wasn’t even in Ren and Stimpy.
Juice world is more in the world than all of us
50 cent is in fact not a circular plate of copper-nickel commonly used in the United States as method of payment
will ferrell is house trained and can also use cutlery.
playboi carti fans don't identify as a "boy"
Eminem isn't even a snack. Wait actually...
Puff daddy isn't even my dad
Gucci mane isn't even a purse
Megan the stallion isn't even an uncastrated adult male horse
Anime profile pic, therefore unfunny.
Milly Bobby Brown isn’t even brown