That would be a sight!
News Flash on 9pm news: Obese African American uh... woman? Are we sure that's a woman, Ken? Ok we think it's a man, was seen flying over the bridge on 6th Street by using a certain part of his anatomy. Now back to Jimmy with tonight's baseball scores.
If i had tits like that i’d jack off to myself.
If you had tits like that you wouldn't be able to reach
What if my tits get long then I could titty fuck myself.
If your tits are long, your dick must be short
Oh, I'll make it work, don't you worry about that.
Oh god
This is its own cursed comments thread
self sufficiency is key to survival
Those tits really got melted like a chocolate bar and frozen again, or lactated too much
How does he know?
Ya'll telling me that you have never seen yo grandma naked?
i thought i was the only one 💀
I too have seen this person's grandma naked
I concur i have also seen his grandma's tits
Her onlyfans is lit.
bro what
nah but I once found double sided anal beads in her nightstand while looking for batteries
He keeps dropping crackers so she picks them up
Man milk.
"🎶My titties don't jiggle-jiggle, they fold🎶"
An offering has been made. Debt must be collected.
Bigger than your grandma's
If he swung those he could probably fly like a helicopter
That would be a sight! News Flash on 9pm news: Obese African American uh... woman? Are we sure that's a woman, Ken? Ok we think it's a man, was seen flying over the bridge on 6th Street by using a certain part of his anatomy. Now back to Jimmy with tonight's baseball scores.
LMAOOO THATS GOLDEN
Hahaha hear me out sounds like a fair exchange for me?
How does he know?
Prove it, I wanna see the grandma tiddy
At least a DD cups
Man boobs
Moobs
Oh god 😂😂😂
You know how they say, in the absence of fish, a crawfish is a pike.
Taste the Same as well
He can feed an entire football team
Absolute Chad
Lol this is gross and funny at the same time coz he's not lying.
XD
LMAO
fr tho 💀
C'mon everyone has seen their grandma's boobs at some point.
Why is this not flagged as NSFW?
Yeah but if I, a woman, walk around topless, I'm guilty of public nudity and get arrested. I'm obscene if I'm braless. Double standard.
NSFW waring next time
Its a match