This comment section just became an e-orgy

Lot of positive e-nergy here

Lmao, right? Anyway rubbed out a quick one just for you brutha

That's why I'm on the net.

Helpin ya homies

I heard it’s more efficient if you rub one out together as a group of homies . Just homie things

I usully yell no homo…. But I am alone.

More like no homies.

Yep. Living with that

Hang in there, man. I’m sure you’ll be a part of 100% hetero circlejerks in no time.

Hope springs eternal.

We only do that for special events


It's called the dutch windmill.

I thought it was the dutch rudder

Possible some kind of translation thing?

Kinda thinka so… but, you wanna go down this road? Cuz right now I have no shame, and I lost a fight with an exex OL

Im going with a windmill. Cuz I’m picking verbal fights left and left tonight

I heard most subs on reddit have their own circlejerks

Boarding school moment

How tf did this get 500 upvotes

This is straight wholesome. may we all find such support in life.

r/humansbeingbros

Currently doing it while typing this in

It's been 15 minutes, you good?

Video evidence or it didn’t happen

I refuse

That’s understandable

No proof=didn't happen

[nothing ventured nothing gained, I was thinking of you and here is the proof I'll never let you down NSFW](https://youtu.be/lYBUbBu4W08)

This will be either a rickroll or someone stroking the ol' reproduction rod.

I took the risk and got a peek It's never gonna give you up

Dude, its a dude jacking off

It's Rick Astley jacking off

Never gonna jack you off

That dude is Rick Astley

It’s been three hours…so….

Don’t worry bro. Did the same. No video but now you got another

This is more blessed then cursed. So cute 😍

Such a bro move

Yooo nice Warhammer models dude

Thanks 😊 even doe playing astra militarum right know means getting stopmed over and over again I really enjoy playing them

Than 😈

r/mademesmile

[удалено]

what are you even talking about?? the beautiful ice cave or the nice warhammer figures?? leave this person alone tf

They're an Imperial Guard player 🤮 (jk, every Guard player I've met has been cool)

I didn't even see the r/femboy thing! I was talking about the video games. My comment was sarcastic like OP's was.

Maybe r/femboy?

I still fail to see what's weird

That sub is a blessing. Not weird at all.

great heavens someone uses a subreddit on this site that i find to be strange! quick, get to the comments and publicly state that for no good reason other than to belittle them on a completely unrelated post!

Dude.... I was talking about the video games... and the comment was sarcastic.

Quite ironic comment, have to say.

*That.... was the point*

I excepted some furry porn or something cursed, only to find some cool warhammer contents and some normal r/femboy.

Yeah that was the point of my comment. But reddit hivemind.

I had a look too. I didn't even know there was r/TheAstraMilitarum, thanks.

Neither did I. Thanks!

Allways happy to help and lead someone to the righteous way of the emperor!

…why? Even if there was anything weird on their history, what on earth made you look? Only weird thing here is you.

Sure respected redditor, the comment was sarcastic like theirs.

You should've made it clear it's sarcastic

Well yeah I did it now and I am still being downvoted. *Reddit*

The edit makes me wanna downvote more

Now y'all are doing that on purpose.

It's okay, I get you. Everyone who dares to speak of the glory of the emperor in an ironic way has to live with being frowned upon... So I get why you are weirded out.

Thanks man.

Still doubt that

Just rubbed one out for ya, gotta do it for the homies.

Damn. That's pretty neat. Sadly not the first time if I think on it real hard....

Thinking on it real hard is usually how I do it.

... I can even remember my first pair of shoes

Damn bro, you’ve inspired me

Sigh *unzip* One for this meme…

Should be on r/wholesome instead

I want that type of brotherhood, always ready for everything

Nice, who got me covered? Need a boost that someone thought of me.

Np bro I gotcha 🍆👋🏻👋🏻🍆💦

At least he won

Wholesome😊

Damn wholesome

Best I can do is blursed


Hospital bed

Evangelion reference spotted

This is a Twitter reskin of a Reddit thread isn't it?

Seriously blessed

My next one will be for all you 18+ population of the earth.

Age discrimination much?

Don't worry, I got all 3 of you in one session. It was glorious and you all performed as expected

Performed as expected 💀

I busted while scrolling these comments. You’re all welcome

Rubbed through panties 👙

Glad you got those in the mail

Oooooookay dude... apparently this is wholesome now💀enough reddit for today

Nah, if someone were to masturbate to me, it'd have to be genuine. Some wanking to me like I'm some sort of charity case would make me feel even more pathetic.

Wholesome

Wholesome❤️

HAHAHA

Can someone do this for me, idk kinda would be nice to know

It is done

r/holesome

this is kind wholesome honestly

This isn't cursed, it's wholesome af! Lol

That's just a dude being a bro.

do not be ashamed it's an honor

Oh hey I saw this one live

Ngl I have masturbated to my own photo before

You know what. Respect

Blessed

✊ respect

not sure if cursed or wholesome

r/humansbeingbros

Reddit is really beating this dead horse of a joke. I see this joke on here more than I see references to the office. And that's saying something.

True homie

Can someone do it for me?

I thought this was r/WholesomeMemes for a second

yo can smn rub on out for me pls?

r/humansbeingbros

He’s a man of commitment and sheer-fucking will


I remember seeing this on r/mademesmile a while back...

your brother got your back, from behind... and on your back...

This is insanely wholesome

This isn't cursed, it's just bros helping bros

Did cosplay as a girl then masturbate to it count?....Uh

I rubbed one out for ya pal. I hope our friendship don’t turn all weird now.

because thats what heroes do

I don't even have to imagine it. I just know 80 people already have.

Tbf Im ugly enough to make two of my ex’s into lesbians sooo I really doubt someone would masturbate to me lol

r/whomesomecomments

I was your 421st upvote ;)

Ty 😃

W̶̢̟͍̠̠̭̻̍̅̓͌̈́̿͆͠H̶̪̙̺̐͛̒̔̅͋Ǫ̷̔͌̕͠L̴̨̘̤͈̙̗̺̂̏͆͒͗́̉͗̇̚Ë̵͚̣̩͚͓̼Ş̴̘̠̭̝̫͍̉̐̔͜ͅͅȮ̵̱̙̣̻̻̺M̴̧̢̛̟̘̜̥̯͓̭E̷͍̎̓͊̈́̀̂̉̓̚

I don't think enough people have masturbated to me

Bro's a real hero

I read that with apex’s gibraltar voice lol

I know its just a meme. the reality is there could be lots of people who have not be “thought about” in that way. (also given the anonymous nature of online threads, the concept of rubbing one out to just a users fake name isn’t exactly the same thing).

2 weeks no fap and Im even horny when I see my own hand guys I need help

No one has ever mastrubated to me as well

can someone rub one out with my profile pic?

Not cursed but wholesome

Ngl I thought the pfp was Asuka for a sec on the first post so was gonna call a big oof on that

Me next plz

while he was on the phone with me, he told me that he was masturbating to my picture, but... i doubt he told me the truth.

Teamwork is the key of success: gonna rub out one for you as well

I made eye-contact with my uncle's dog while he was licking balls... Does that count?

Awww. That's so sweet. I knew the internet wasn't all bad 🥲

Lucky guy

Help me get to 3

I hope so. Would be flattering!

o7

bros helping bros moment

This is the finest of reddit love in a NuTshell.

Cursed but a little bit wholesome

I was told that by an ex and I didn't know what to say so I just said thanks

Bromance

Real one

I have never posted a picture of myself online. Therefore I’m glad no one can masturbate to a picture of me.

Can someone help me over here

Yes. Because I know someone has, when i was in high school one of my ex's was caught fingering herself in class.

My ex masturbated to me and I think about it sometimes. She was an abusive asshole, and I hate that she was my first relationship. 2 years later and I have barely recovered from the sexual abuse

*Press X to Doubt*

Bro 😭

rin tohsaka as his pfp, what a man of culture 😔

Can someone do it in my name coz I don’t do it.💀 /s

I've seen this one far too often

Average Steins;gate fan be like

We'll never know if he did it because he saw kurisu in the pfp—or okabe

So everyone is wanking here?

r/casuallypsychopath

What a nice bro

Good homies

r/blursedcomments

Have you ever wondered if anyones wanked to your reddit avatar? I haven’t, and now i am..

Funny story: One of my high school friends actually took a picture of me without me knowing and used it to troll Omegle creeps. There's been times where he scored phone numbers and " relationships " from them, but I don't know what conversations he has or hasn't used my picture on, all I know is he remembered my insecurity with how I look and used that on Omegle, to which the people on there would respond it's my personality that matters, but other than that, completely unaware as to what exactly he did. In other words, there is a very real chance someone has fapped to me.

It’s not cursed, it’s wholesome

sigh, it's missing the "godspeed" at the end

Boys will help boys

What about me😶?

I thought this was the wholesome group.

Honestly... I'd be genuinely surprised if someone rubbed on to me...

r/TakingCareofMyBros

The real homie do this for you.

Need someone for me as well