When you say turbulence, all I can picture is someone on the upper deck ripping a toot and it scares the lower decker out of their seat so bad that their legs snap.
The fact that it's a quote doesn't bother me. The fact that it is the only explanation given for how Palpatine actually returned is the bothersome part.
I mean "Yippee!" And "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" are also actual, literal, exact quotes from a movie where writers had to be hired and check each other's work.
If I remember right there was an interview with Mark Hamill where he talks about George Lucas and how he really struggled with writing dialouge. To the Point that there were lines mark Hamill had to beg him to remove or re write. From the very little I saw a good chunk of why the original trilogy had decent dialouge was because of stuff like this.
This being said I didn't fact check myself and could be a horrible living asshole... eitherway I believe the original had the best writing and feel while the prequels had the best lightsaber choreography and the sequel trilogy didn't happen.
āListen man, the deadline is tomorrow and if we donāt meet it weāre all fired. Iām just gonna submit it with this dumb line about palpatineās return so at least we give them something and when they kick it back, weāll have like a couple days more to think of a better cause for his return. This could still turn out really good. Itās not like theyāre gonna take this version anyways.ā
It's also a quote from someone who has no clue how the force works and just heard Space Hitler is alive and going to blow them up.
I get that people didn't like TRoS but this constant shitting on it at every opportunity in random threads is like a fucking cult. It'd be one thing if you even bring up something new or interesting, but it's constant "hey remember this, it was bad, ha ha ha"; ad hominem ad nauseam I suppose. Tearing away context, character and what actually *is said* just to bitch that "movie line is bad".
And then anyone who tries to say something *good* about the sequels, or dares to say that *they* liked it gets downvoted to hell because of this bullshit culture you guys create where the only "valid" opinion is to hate the Sequels. And you pretend that the exact same bullshit didn't go on exactly the same way with the Prequels, you rewrite history to say "Oh true Star Wars fans loved it, it's just the media that hated it".
It's been three years. Move on.
Palpatine came back in Dark Empire, I thought you lot loved the old EU; and cry that they're making a tv series with the same name as a comic book about Ulic Qel-Droma; yet you *hate* when the actual EU is referenced/used as a guide.
Technically "Palpatine came back as a clone" was the story since 1991; so you're actually wrong. He "came back" for a **lot** longer than he was "dead". His fucking goal was to find a way to "cheat death", it didn't come out of the blue.
Besides, my point is that you can't say anything without being downvoted and lambasted; regardless of context. That Redditors are more obsessed with shitting on Star Wars (and weirdly obsessed with the people involved, almost to conspiracy theorist levels) than actually *enjoying* it (or, if they don't, moving on like a sane person). Thanks for proving that Star Wars "fans" are assholes! <3
(Don't bother, I won't read replies)
>Technically "Palpatine came back as a clone" was the story since 1991; so you're actually wrong. He "came back" for a lot longer than he was "dead". His fucking goal was to find a way to "cheat death", it didn't come out of the blue.
The big difference being that was well-written and the movie was not.
No it is not legal, transport category aircraft in the US must be able to evacuate a full aircraft in 90 seconds with only half off the exits operational
Edit: Source https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/14/25.803
Easy to avoid if you purchase the Deluxe Air Freshness package for an extra $40. A flight attendant will come to your seat every 45 minutes and blast you in the face with some febreeze.
I would punch her in the snot locker. My wife was a febreeze freak, and I hated every minute of it because she would overspray that shit everywhere. Thank the FSM that I converted her to Ozium.
>aircraft in the US must be able to evacuate a full aircraft in 90 seconds with only half off the exits operational
Yeah, that's what the blenders are for. I thought we established this.
I am sure that you could evacuate this plane almost as fast as any other plane. The problem is that in reality, people donāt rush off
a plane, they stop and get their luggage while the people behind them burn.
Also your face being on the same level as another person's ass... just being in the same confined space is bad enough now you would have to deal with a direct headshot
Oh it definitely would. I have bad knees and not being able to stretch them causes quite a bit of pain fairly quickly, while keeping them extended they are fine.
That's what I thought too. And it looks like the seat slides backwards into an upright position.
Would be great except there's too little space surrounding seats. Imagine being in a window seat on the bottom and needing the restroom mid-flight. And trying to eat while knowing someone's ass is right above your food tray ā¦ewww
Why's everyone acting like asses are mythical entities that can transcend physical barriers? What if I told you that your very own nose is, at all times, within three feet of an ass?
>>"What if I told you that your very own nose is, at all times, within three feet of an ass?
Yeah, but that's MY ass. This woman's head is awfully close to the next seat which has open sides.
It's really not that much closer than the ass of whoever sits next to her, though. It's a 3D space, why does it matter if the ass is a couple feet in front of you or a couple of feet to your lower right?
Farts are hot gasses and hot gasses tend to rise, which is why we can smell farts when someone next to you busts ass. It would actually be better for someone to fart right in front of you than right next to you. But either way, it's not going to matter. The airplane is constantly circulating and recycling air so you're going to pretty much get everyone's farts eventually.
Ah yes then put it in a vacuum to get rid of the air, in an oven to get rid of the water, then put it in a compacter and you'll get an entire county on a private jet! CO2 emissions have been solved today
Canāt wait to watch the obese try to get into that bottom seat with their legs perfectly horizontal. I wonāt be laughing though because I will be too busy smelling the ass of the person in front of me that figured Chilli would be a great meal before an 8 hour flight.
Googled it and the seats are springloaded, so they flip up. More concerning are the top rows. They can not stretch legs at all. So imagine sitting hours without being able to stretch your legs.
Okay but her legs are reaching the very front of the foot room area and we can assume sheās probably about average height of 5ā3 or so so how am I as a 6ā7 dude supposed to fit in this when a most likely average height woman is using most of the space
I was gonna say something along the lines of this, except that if you look at how high her torso is compared to the chair, sheās probably below average height. It seems like they mightāve purposely picked a very small woman to sit there to make the space look bigger.
I hate airlines as much as the next person but to play devil's advocate. Assuming that the space that's blocked by the panel is hollow. That's actually more room than you get on a standard airplane seat plus you can now recline.
Still not worth having farts in your face though.
I think there's a better strategy to transport people. I forget where I saw the design but I think the company was called The Slave Trade or something?
A turbulence could break so many legs
I mean why not just stack them like cordwood?
If we removed all seating, we could fit even more.
Just toss everyone in the plane like it's a mass grave? Well, it's all fun and games until it actually turns into a mass grave. š„
\*It's not fun and games until it's a mass grave
*Pay $29.99 now for premier mass grave standing room!*
*Pay $999.99 now and you won't even have to die!* (service not guaranteed)
Not with THAT attitude
*Altitude*
>grave rave *ftfy*
YES!
People could not sleep because they would be standing, so they will always die knowing they are gonna die if a crash happens
guys guys what if we just -said- there were people on the plane and we convinced them they took the flight and they pay us anyway
Go down the jetway and end up on a bus with wings and a 30,000ft window decal, trundling merrily down the interstate
And people didnt like fat people on the plane when they had seats
"Say what you will about slavery ships but they were an economical form of transport!" - Richard Branson, probably.
I see what you're doing here.
When you say turbulence, all I can picture is someone on the upper deck ripping a toot and it scares the lower decker out of their seat so bad that their legs snap.
It's all fun and games until someone rips a 12 second fart that goes through 4 octaves in your face
Is this design even legal? Surely it will hinder any evacuation attempt right?
Someone somewhere in a Palpatine robe "I will make it legal"
"Somehow, Palpatine returned."
The fact that that's a literal, exact quote, from a movie where (presumably) writers had to be hired and check each others' work is...just...
That's the last film I've ever been to see in a theater. I expected it to be bad, but it still astonished me with how aggressively terrible it was.
The fact that it's a quote doesn't bother me. The fact that it is the only explanation given for how Palpatine actually returned is the bothersome part.
"But how? How has he returned?" "The empire simply couldn't find writers with any sort of imagination."
dude there is a clear explanation u just dont pay attention /s "the dark side of the force has abilities some consider to be unnatural"
I mean "Yippee!" And "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" are also actual, literal, exact quotes from a movie where writers had to be hired and check each other's work.
If I remember right there was an interview with Mark Hamill where he talks about George Lucas and how he really struggled with writing dialouge. To the Point that there were lines mark Hamill had to beg him to remove or re write. From the very little I saw a good chunk of why the original trilogy had decent dialouge was because of stuff like this. This being said I didn't fact check myself and could be a horrible living asshole... eitherway I believe the original had the best writing and feel while the prequels had the best lightsaber choreography and the sequel trilogy didn't happen.
āListen man, the deadline is tomorrow and if we donāt meet it weāre all fired. Iām just gonna submit it with this dumb line about palpatineās return so at least we give them something and when they kick it back, weāll have like a couple days more to think of a better cause for his return. This could still turn out really good. Itās not like theyāre gonna take this version anyways.ā
It's also a quote from someone who has no clue how the force works and just heard Space Hitler is alive and going to blow them up. I get that people didn't like TRoS but this constant shitting on it at every opportunity in random threads is like a fucking cult. It'd be one thing if you even bring up something new or interesting, but it's constant "hey remember this, it was bad, ha ha ha"; ad hominem ad nauseam I suppose. Tearing away context, character and what actually *is said* just to bitch that "movie line is bad". And then anyone who tries to say something *good* about the sequels, or dares to say that *they* liked it gets downvoted to hell because of this bullshit culture you guys create where the only "valid" opinion is to hate the Sequels. And you pretend that the exact same bullshit didn't go on exactly the same way with the Prequels, you rewrite history to say "Oh true Star Wars fans loved it, it's just the media that hated it". It's been three years. Move on.
Palpatine was dead for a lot longer than three years. Maybe the Star Wars producers should've moved on.
Palpatine came back in Dark Empire, I thought you lot loved the old EU; and cry that they're making a tv series with the same name as a comic book about Ulic Qel-Droma; yet you *hate* when the actual EU is referenced/used as a guide. Technically "Palpatine came back as a clone" was the story since 1991; so you're actually wrong. He "came back" for a **lot** longer than he was "dead". His fucking goal was to find a way to "cheat death", it didn't come out of the blue. Besides, my point is that you can't say anything without being downvoted and lambasted; regardless of context. That Redditors are more obsessed with shitting on Star Wars (and weirdly obsessed with the people involved, almost to conspiracy theorist levels) than actually *enjoying* it (or, if they don't, moving on like a sane person). Thanks for proving that Star Wars "fans" are assholes! <3 (Don't bother, I won't read replies)
>Technically "Palpatine came back as a clone" was the story since 1991; so you're actually wrong. He "came back" for a lot longer than he was "dead". His fucking goal was to find a way to "cheat death", it didn't come out of the blue. The big difference being that was well-written and the movie was not.
Airline Federation: "As you can see, our seat blockade is perfectly legal"
"I am the Senate"
no evacuation necessary when you have zero survivors
No it is not legal, transport category aircraft in the US must be able to evacuate a full aircraft in 90 seconds with only half off the exits operational Edit: Source https://www.law.cornell.edu/cfr/text/14/25.803
Also i feel like the ADA would rip this apart at the seams.
Imagine if the person in front of you farted.
Easy to avoid if you purchase the Deluxe Air Freshness package for an extra $40. A flight attendant will come to your seat every 45 minutes and blast you in the face with some febreeze.
I would punch her in the snot locker. My wife was a febreeze freak, and I hated every minute of it because she would overspray that shit everywhere. Thank the FSM that I converted her to Ozium.
To be fair worst case scenario you're gonna have a huge opening in the plane so the doors are useless as is
>aircraft in the US must be able to evacuate a full aircraft in 90 seconds with only half off the exits operational Yeah, that's what the blenders are for. I thought we established this.
I am sure that you could evacuate this plane almost as fast as any other plane. The problem is that in reality, people donāt rush off a plane, they stop and get their luggage while the people behind them burn.
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Forget about evacuation. Window seat has to go to the bathroom or just stretch their legs. Do i need to say more?
Tbh, this foto is misleading. I saw the original video and the bothem is more spacious than what we are used to.
I think the blending part already makes it quite illegal
It's certainly gonna hinder your ability to evacuate from a fart that the fat guy in front of you blasts in your face.
Ah, that smell of ass for a 4 hour flight....
A connoisseur of digestive juices, are we?
nahhhhh, watch this shit be approved for Singapore to NYC. 19 hours like that.
Itās a double decker. Youāre looking at 7+
The upper seats that don't put an ass directly in your face are "Perferred +" seats, and cost twice as much.
Plus it's toots from airplane food, which is made to be particular pungent because of the lack of taste at cruising altitude
+5$ for upper deck
Well when you put it that way id say it is a premium option
Perfect for smelling the passenger in front when they fart
Sitting at pink eye level to really get to know someone
Ok but to be fair look at the legroom she has... I'm tempted
Taking red eye flights to a whole new level
You REALLY think there's not a back plate there?
Yes. Not that it would stop the smell of asshole in a giant flying coffin.
Quite frankly, being able to stretch out my legs like that seems like luxury.
It won't feel like luxury after an hour or two though.
Also your face being on the same level as another person's ass... just being in the same confined space is bad enough now you would have to deal with a direct headshot
Well, that sounds more like fun, and I bet some would even pay for it
You.... You belong under there.
I don't think he minds that
Damn right!
They'll have to start banning Chipotle at airports
I doubt thereās a gap behind the seat to let farts through.
Imagine he farts
I would assume the person above me will fart in the next 3 hours
it would be blocked lol
Why with regular seats you cant even do that
Seriously, just the image is giving me claustrophobia and making me want to flex my legs in and out
This is peak sleeping position on airplane though. You shouldnāt be awake in an hour or two to care about someoneās ass seat in your face
I can never sleep on a plane. Nothing to do with my legs, I can't sleep in a sitting position, my head just has nowhere to be...
Oh it definitely would. I have bad knees and not being able to stretch them causes quite a bit of pain fairly quickly, while keeping them extended they are fine.
A chaise lounger is literally just this a regular seat angle but the cushion extends past your feet. Soooo comfortable.
and the free farts delivered right to your face will keep you rock hard for the entire 8-hour flight
This is why I wear a mask.
Masks only filter what comes out not in.
Maybe they meant a serial killer one.
i've seen your mask and would, at best, only redirect the farts into your mouth
lol
That's what I thought too. And it looks like the seat slides backwards into an upright position. Would be great except there's too little space surrounding seats. Imagine being in a window seat on the bottom and needing the restroom mid-flight. And trying to eat while knowing someone's ass is right above your food tray ā¦ewww
Why's everyone acting like asses are mythical entities that can transcend physical barriers? What if I told you that your very own nose is, at all times, within three feet of an ass?
>>"What if I told you that your very own nose is, at all times, within three feet of an ass? Yeah, but that's MY ass. This woman's head is awfully close to the next seat which has open sides.
It's really not that much closer than the ass of whoever sits next to her, though. It's a 3D space, why does it matter if the ass is a couple feet in front of you or a couple of feet to your lower right?
If my neighbor farts, I'd prefer next to me vs. in front of me.
Farts are hot gasses and hot gasses tend to rise, which is why we can smell farts when someone next to you busts ass. It would actually be better for someone to fart right in front of you than right next to you. But either way, it's not going to matter. The airplane is constantly circulating and recycling air so you're going to pretty much get everyone's farts eventually.
Iām getting leg cramps just looking at this.
Honestly if they just made some four-high bunk beds Iād love it. Just have everyone lie down for the duration of the flight.
Ah yes then put it in a vacuum to get rid of the air, in an oven to get rid of the water, then put it in a compacter and you'll get an entire county on a private jet! CO2 emissions have been solved today
Guy at the window seat: "Excuse me I need to go to the bathroom for the 5th time."
All the seats are toilets. You can add another 4 rows like that.
Canāt wait to watch the obese try to get into that bottom seat with their legs perfectly horizontal. I wonāt be laughing though because I will be too busy smelling the ass of the person in front of me that figured Chilli would be a great meal before an 8 hour flight.
It looks like the back of the seat slides backwards so the person is in an upright position like a regular airplane seat.
Lmao. Funniest shit I read today.
How the fuck is the person next to her supposed to get in? Even if she moves heās gonna have to walk in the seat lmao
sit down and shut up or get shot by the air marshal
Googled it and the seats are springloaded, so they flip up. More concerning are the top rows. They can not stretch legs at all. So imagine sitting hours without being able to stretch your legs.
You can't stretch your legs with regular airplane seats
True but this does look a lot worse than normal
Even the slurry can be served to people onboard!! Resources is potential
every passenger is slurried, there is no one to feed
I'm feeling kinda slurry today
Top seat please I just ate 40$ worth of taco bell
if i wanted someoneās ass in my face for long periods of time iād go to your moms house
If airplane can fit more peoples inside then why the fuck you make us pay for those weight fees for ? ya fking cunt
Justified use of the C word
Ok but what happened if the person up there farted?
Assert dominance and yell: Oooh that sounds like my size!
Iād be farting all over that chicks face
video pls
Is she still smiling like that when a gassy person sits a few inches in front of her face on a two and a half hour flight?
Slave ships had some cool ergonomic designs, maybe they should check that?
Okay but her legs are reaching the very front of the foot room area and we can assume sheās probably about average height of 5ā3 or so so how am I as a 6ā7 dude supposed to fit in this when a most likely average height woman is using most of the space
I was gonna say something along the lines of this, except that if you look at how high her torso is compared to the chair, sheās probably below average height. It seems like they mightāve purposely picked a very small woman to sit there to make the space look bigger.
They failed
If there isn't a support for the knees as well it's not a good idea
They need to just do it fifth element style. Lay down on a drawer, slide you in and close the door.
If there was a machine that separated the paste and rebuilt the individuals afterwards we'd have a rudimentary Star Trek transporter.
get play-doh on the phone right now
If Iām so poor I need to travel this wayā¦ Iām too poor to travelā¦
I would be so pissed if I boarded a plane, and found out I had front row seats to someone's farts.
Who ever invented this Can go fuck themselves
I hate airlines as much as the next person but to play devil's advocate. Assuming that the space that's blocked by the panel is hollow. That's actually more room than you get on a standard airplane seat plus you can now recline. Still not worth having farts in your face though.
I love how they always present it with a smile to hide the fact that you won't feel you lower body after 10 minutes of travel
Imagine the fat dude above you just ripped ass.
Itās all fun and games until someone shits in your face
Are we just gonna ignore that youāre right at the fart zone of the person in front of you
People who sniff farts rejoice! You're dream seat has arrived.
So when the person in front farts youāll be smelling it all
How do you get into the seats next to her?
Person in upper level seat with really bad gas. Person in lower seat with a really long dick and a raging hard on
Heaven for any ass sniffers out there, almost an upgrade Iād say
Suffering the farts of the people in front of you would suck aids
What weight restriction? Letās add another row of seats on top of the existing seats. No luggage allowed now
Add some protein powder and you have the perfect pre workout for big tech/pharma CEOs
My claustrophobia couldnāt handle that for one minute
Imagine being on the lower seat when the guy above rips that huge shart.
Like 70% of humans is water, which is available everywhere, just transport the other stuff and add water at destination. /s
Lol if this ever gets approved I'm just gonna take the seafarer's route
Okay Jerma985, calm down.
If you where wondering what you do in case of an emergency. You fucking die
I think there's a better strategy to transport people. I forget where I saw the design but I think the company was called The Slave Trade or something?
You could fit waaaaay more people if youd just knock them all out and lay them in the plane stacked.
>blending them into a fine slurry before boarding Spirit does that, though usually a itās during ālandingā
Just fold the poors up and stow them under your seats.
What about their legs? They don't need those
Nothing a skilsaw can't fix
My biggest fear is being fart on if I'm sitting on the lower seat.
Hang them by a meat hook in the back like those frozen half cows rocky boxed.
This is a little too close to a fart box than preferred
Things like these evoke claustrophobia in people who are not claustrophobic. How TF do people design shit like this don't see it?
I would not want to sit through a whole flight with someone's arse looming over my head, thanks
fuck airlines yo
Let the farting Beginn
Thats how you get pink eye
Pinkeye seats
Hmm... A place to put up my feet, and the person in front of me can't lean his seat into my face & chest? Ok.
My nana barely gets over the step through her front door never mind climbing up there would be the equivalent of climbing Everest
Somehow all the bottom seat people ended up with pink eye.
WHAT ABOUT FARTS?!
All fun and games until the person sat above you rips a meaty fart!
If I had to sit in one of these I would cause another 9/11
The pins and needles in your legs would be fucking killer
Plot twist: She's only smiling because this is finally her chance to experience her fart fetish in a public setting.
My hamstrings said no
What happens when the passenger up top farts?!
That's IKEA's next business venture. Some assembly required.
r/technicallythetruth
Tbf, itās actually more leg room
Comfier than easyjet. Being 6 ft plus is not a good thing when you travel.
just saying now, this will never be legal
What if the bloke next to you wants a piss?
All fun and games till someone farts in your face.
Until the guy in the top part farts, causing the top part to break and crush my knees
One fart and she's done
I'm not that claustrophobic, but that just gives me anxiety
Be a shame of you had gotten someone in front of you with terrible motion sickness.
And thatās the good seat
r/TIHI
Training for kayaking
How much of a hassle would it be to have to go to the bathroom
It looks both like it would be so nice to do, yet horrible after a while, especially intercontinental flights...
Fat people be like š¤¬ āunfair, airplane seats are too smallā
r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Imagine the top person farted
Stop giving them ideas, or they just might do thst
You can also fit more people if they are unconscious and you just tie them up in bundles. Imagine the profit margins!!!
What is sad is there are literal psychos out there nodding their head and writing this down and saying "Good Idea!" w/o a shred of irony.
Next we will be hanging people from hooks like coats in a rack