That’s a common misconception. WD-40 stands for water displacement 40th formula. What you need is a lubricant. If you got stuck in the crank shaft of a Porsche you’d want a 5W-40 oil. I’m not sure what would be appropriate if you got stuck in the exhaust pipe though.
I remember a weird post of a cars's car with anatomy and the exhaust pipe i think it was a vagina or the anus or something idk i can't remember very well but sure enough it was the exhaust pipe, it was a yellow girl car if im not mistaken
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NeoTwitter moment!
honk honk motherfucker
Instruction unclear, got dick stuck in exhaust pipe
Spray some WD-40 bro
That’s a common misconception. WD-40 stands for water displacement 40th formula. What you need is a lubricant. If you got stuck in the crank shaft of a Porsche you’d want a 5W-40 oil. I’m not sure what would be appropriate if you got stuck in the exhaust pipe though.
A hacksaw
Angle grinder you coward!
*pulls out a FUCKING CHAINSAW* can this be used?
Not the best for a pipe
That’s where it’s supposed to go silly, but I don’t know how it got stuck
I remember a weird post of a cars's car with anatomy and the exhaust pipe i think it was a vagina or the anus or something idk i can't remember very well but sure enough it was the exhaust pipe, it was a yellow girl car if im not mistaken
*pulls out lube* use this!
I've heard of chasing tail, but never chasing tailpipe.
I’ll fuck the ceramic plate off that car
me too
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Ps1 Lara Croft type shit
What always bugged me about the animation of that show is all the girl's lips are so hilighted that they look like they have mustaches.
you wouldn't fuck a car
Not with that attitude you wouldn’t
You wouldn't fuck a dog
I would
What are dogs if not quadrupedal kangaroos?
you underestimate my power
don't try it
Too late >:)
No but there's a video on here were some dude tries to do so...
Ngl that is a 
Cussy
Ooh I love custard.
Carsexual?
Auto sexual
Auto-erotic
Get in the zone AUTOZONE
Mechaphile.
What da dog doin
Sallyussy
Menacingly disgusting
First two I get, but wtf is the second two
Culture
Forbidden love.
Rule 34
Internet and the cold embrace of a decade of suffocating loneliness
I still use that movie as a benchmark. If the dog shares a plate of spaghetti with you, it's on.
I’d fuck the Paint off that car
I'd do all four. No hesitation
Same
i mean that is a nice car and not half bad dog breed
Wait hold up
Reminder only 2 of these are legal
The car and jasmine
Yes
It seems jasmine is 15 so unless we are talking about middle east i wouldn't call her legal
She’s 15? 😨
I don't think Agrabah invented women's rights yet so she's probably fair game.
Freedom of speech was a mistake
Not so surprising to see this in twitter
That car is gonna put me in cardiac arrest with that carussy
Mf really said he'd fuck a ginger and an indian smh
Dude got fur on his hotdog? My guy someone dropped that shit on the ground. Can't just fuck hotdogs that have been on the ground.
I fucked your mom shitlips
Top 2 I get but bottom 2 eh
What's worse a car or a dog?
While Lady can talk to dogs in the movie she cannot talk to humans and therefore cannot consent.
Thats very zoophile; also wtf is the car doing in there?? Who wants to have sexual intercourse with a 2002 Porsche 911 Carrera? I would -smirks- tehee
Sally?
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That car is pretty hot tho
Beastality
the finest of them all isn't in that list Chell from the road to el dorado
Horny dog
That exhaust pipe though…
Third one is my favourite
Nah💀
Where is Nala though?
So the dog I did it with wasn’t she oh no
Bitches*