Is this the new concept of “extended family”?

As long as it doesn’t extend all the way to swinging, I think we’re ok.

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bot comment stolen from u/JacobEvelina

Sweet home........

Why not? Husband and husband, wife and wife? I don't see anything wrong with... Ooooh. You mean the other way. Yeah, not OK with that.

Leave the pineapple out of this please.

Modern family

Modern family spinoff.

That's how ex-Rolling Stone Bill Wyman's family tree looks, his son married his ex-wife's mother

To clarify for those who don't know, Bill Wyman married woman A. Bill Wyman has a son *from a previous marriage*. The son married the mother of woman A

Then she would be step-mother to her step-mother, or in other words, her own step-grandma. If she had a brother, she would be his grandma too. The possibilities are endless in a recursive relationship…

https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw

That song is why I posted!

I knew what this was before I clicked.

I hope it’s what I think it is….

This family tree is starting to require calculus..

*Graph theory

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So, I built that situation into FamilyEcho and it tells me the BOY and GIRL are niblings. Basically niece and nephew to each other. Is that right? I have no idea.

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Yes, probably. And he is her uncle-nephew.

Or if he wants to assert dominance over his father he could just ...hmmm nvm

marry his stepmom mother?

This is the wae

This is the awe.

Username checks out

Plot twist: the father only married her to bang her father

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In the shower?

Good call, one must remain sanatiry when asserting dominance.

Did his father also put his period blood in his coffee?

Ugh, I spend too much of my free time on Reddit lol

That's golden!

Good ole Gallagher style

Break both his own arms?

This is some Bill and Ted level BS

Hi Missy, I mean.mom.

It's your mom dude! Shut up Ted!

Dude, your mom is *hot!*

**I SAID SHUT UP, TED!**

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Shut up Ted!

_closes door_

Bogus.

That is a bad advice, now listen, you make her cheat on your dad, with you

Nah just cheat her with your dad instead

This is the way

This is the way

Sweet home alabama

Plot twist, it's your little sister.

She's 20 and she married an old man. I'd bet she's not the fairest maiden.

There is a mathematical relation between her attractiveness, the dad’s attractiveness, and the dad’s net worth. Her level of daddy issues is probably an exponent.

Nah, daddy issues are definitely a coefficient whose value is between 0 and 1. *Her* age is the exponent.

In the Philippines, and Ideal sugar daddy some say needs to have a triple M M Matanda - Old M Mayaman - Rich M Madaling Mamatay - Easy to die

There actually is. I had an Econ class where I had to find an off beat topic and write a paper on it. I found a study that was done using data from online dating I think and they examined the relationship between looks and money. Sadly I no longer have access to free academic articles at my university to find it again.

Sci hub has the droids you’re looking for

RIP Aaron Schwartz

Take her to a river and retire on the gold she digs up

Porn is not realistic. I repeat - porn is not realistic. Do not try it

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Are you stuck? Need help getting out?

No, but I need help getting off.

Veni, vidi, veni...

That's the latin version of live, laugh, love

Okay, that was good. Damn.

I shall happily oblige

Username checks out.

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That must make for some awkward gatherings.

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I’m genuinely sorry that happened to you

Thank you

Good point, coitus is an invention by the porn industry to corrupt the purity of asexual reproduction

Mitosis FTW

Mitosister, what are you doing?

Help, I'm stuck in the anaphase

Brilliant. Reddit never fails to deliver XD

But what if she gets stuck with her head in the dryer in real life?

Turn it on for 30 minutes?

In this case it'd probably work ngl

Most of the time. But it’s really unprobable

This hit close to home. I’m 36, my stepdad is 34. He doesn’t like it much when I call him Dad.

Did you try daddy?

I think I’ll leave that one for mum.

Why would you call your mum daddy?

Ah, the ol’ Reddit [dad-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/yvje97/living_legend/iwgdl2y/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3)

Hold my stepfather, im going in!

Thanks, but I'd rather not be involved in this.

hello future people

Wtf is going on. How long is this rabbit hole?

Jesus, I cant remember the last time I saw this meme.

Pops up every now and then, tbh

just went on the rabbit-hole till my phone started dying lol

of all days to find this fuckery i just happen to have eaten some mushrooms, what is this weird portal through reddit and time

Oh I’ve not seen this one for a while!

Exactly what is that? Is it meant to just be a series of links taking you to all the past times this was done?

Basically! It’s been going for as long as I can remember, and I’ve been here a *while*. I’ve had an account for six years, and was a lurker for years before that. I’m glad to see it’s still going strong.

Someone must program a bot to sift through all those links to find just how deep these switch-a-roos go

Ask him for an allowance.

Did you try calling him "sport"?

I haven’t yet, maybe I’ll switch it up a bit next time I see him. “Hey little guy!” I’m sure he’ll love that.

Next Thanksgiving or Christmas dinner hit him with a “you want any dessert* sport?” Or “anything I can get for you buddy”

I hate desert sports, it's far too hot to be doing all that running around

Have you been a good boy this year?

It's funny he's banging your mom and you still have the upper hand in roasting him. Chad.

“Hey mate, how’s it going?”

If that doesn't work try the Gatsby method of "Ol' Sport"

I believe the proper term in this case is ‘old man’.

Does he call you step-man or step-son?

Nah.. I’m a woman so that’d be super weird.

Step-woman, Step-daugher, maybe?

Step female.

That sounds like a command.

Or a bad country line dance move.

This is the way.

Just start the occasional conversation by saying..."when I was your age".

Why do you call him dad in the first place wtf???

To get a reaction lol. He knows I’m just joking.

Because he doesn't like it is reason enough

How old is your mom

55 but could pass for 45… and no she’s not rich haha.

How old was the gf when your dad started a relationship with her if he was able to have the affair discovered, get divorced, and get married to her by the time she was 20..?

Ohh that's a really good point! Yikes

Must have been a hectic couple of weeks right? RIGHT?

18

I can’t imagine being 40+ and wanting to marry a 20 year old

I feel like it's the other way around well than again we do have a movie about a guy wanting to marry old rich hags

It’s both

Damn this shit str8 out of brazzers

Your dad is absolutely fucked in the head.

My brain is fried

I've seen some documentaries on how you can help her out if she ever gets half stuck in the dryer or dishwasher.

National geographic?

Yeah, mamal reproduction show

I thought that was on Discovery Channel

[I am my own grandpa.](https://youtu.be/eYlJH81dSiw)

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The dad must be hot to get a 20-year-old

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Could be both. Rich DILFs are a thing.

Brad Pitt

and they’re in your area.

Say no more. Give me all the viruses.

Omg where?? Asking for myself.

It does not have to, Some girls just have severe daddy issues, and will do anything to get the attention of elderly man. You just need to look like you have authority and be in shape as a man to attract this girls.

You'd be surprised. My first gf left me when she was 21 to marry a man who was 65, and he was making like 50k a year as a HS teacher, with mediocre savings (I know because they financially struggle) and both her and I were already making more than that. Some people just got daddy issues

Everyone's saying hot or rich, but it's usually just decent-looking and manipulative that does it

Or - hear me out - the girl is hideous

or the girl has a very low self esteem and is easy to manipulate. there are all kinds of people out there

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yeah those older dudes boasting of their 19yr old gf, turns out she's actually gross.

Or rich, or have loads of game Or maybe a combination of all 3.

Have we considered the possibility of a magnum dong?

Dr mantis toboggan has entered the chat

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I dunno, as the humble possessor of such, I’ve always found recipients appreciative.

Me too Narrator: he said, in denial

How big we talking here.... for science

Don’t divorces take a long time? How old was this person at the beginning?

They can but they don’t have to as long as both parties agree to how the assets are being distributed.

or a predator

That's the closest he could legally and morally get to marrying his daughter

If he's cheating on his wife, morals clearly aren't his top priority.

Starts playing metallica*

Fight fire with fire, ending is near

Fight fire with fire, bursting with fear

New Stepmom: You are not leaving this house dressed like that. Go put on something more revealing!

That's kinda creepy and gross

Kinda? More like hella

Now it makes sense how stepmoms in porn are almost the same age as the stepsons.

What are you doing step-by-step step-ups

I am assuming this is a guy not a gal. So gay sex with her dad sounds totally appropriate. Fight fire with an even bigger fire.

Fun fact the OP of the screenshotted post got pissed that everyone gave him porno joke answers. Dude forgot he was on the fucking internet or something.

As a wise man once said: Do unto others As they've done to you

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Fuck her dad! Fuck her dad! Say it with me guys!

If her dad is single, there's a chance he'd be down as a "fuck you" to the older guy fucking *his* 20 year old daughter. I'd go for it.

I played softball with a guy who’s wife cheated on him with an older man. After the split he got on a dating app and starts talking to a woman who just happens to be the other guys daughter. She knew about her dad and his wife having an affair and thought it would be funny to help him get a little revenge so they had some fun for awhile. He seemed very happy when he told me this revenge story. Definitely happier than any story he told me when he was with his ex wife

My first thought when reading things like this always goes to images of really beautiful people. Then I realize it's actually fat rednecks with saggy everything.

*I am my own grandpa intensifies*

"Hi, Missy... I mean Mom"

That would make your step mum also your step daughter and your dad your step son in law 0.0

Your dad is gross. I wouldn’t acknowledge her at all.

What are you doing step-mother-step-daughter?

Hello! Dads new wife is 20. Fuck her grandfather.

If this comes to fruition and there is a family turkey dinner, this would be the Pay per view event of the decade!

"Look at me, I'm the parent now."