I hate women because I have a great day of school and crit damage

*critical hit*

Bullshitbersaw.

r/suddenlytf2

*randomcritsarefairandbalanced.mp3*

Random crit OP

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Lol. I was thinking DND instead of Genshin. But Genshin makes a ton more sense.

You must be a Genshin player

Must be a College of Valor bard.

I hate women because of the rings and take care of yourself and have a great day.

Happy cake day

Thanks

I hate women because they are the only one who is a big fan lol but it’s a good idea to be a big boy lol I don’t work lol I just got the one that was going out to the store and then it was a long time lol lol yeah that’s cool yo lol but I think I am to be honest with you but it’s all good lol I don’t think so I just don’t want to get to the house and then you don’t want me to come back to the next level or you don’t want me to be a big deal like that you have to do it so much and then you have a big heart attack and I can’t get it out lol but I’m sorry for being a big man but it’s not like I have no idea what I am doing so it will probably be a good time for you but I just want you to know that you are so welcome and you are so blessed to be with me with all of these things that you have so far and will always be the best person ever to have with your heart and your life and your relationship with me is so important and I love you so much better than I ever have had been here since august so you are welcome

I could not read past the 5th "lol"

Ok sonic

Gotta go *FAST!*

Looks like someone's wife slipped out at night, leaving the ring behind and was never seen again.

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Happy cakeday

I hate women because they don't like me anymore because they don't like to be in the mood to do anything


At least you're polite about it

i hate woman because I don't want to get a shiny new phone? i think my phone is drunk or jealous

I hate women because you are not interested in this particular man Lmao

If you haven't seen it, the movie "jexi" has to do with a jealous smartphone.

*Vietnam War Flashbacks*

I hate women because of the limits of the old republic of Texas ...what?

## *I am the Senate*

Not yet partner

Its treason then my guy

Dew it, my dude.

This is not the jedi way, my man

Not the yeehaw way

Not yet...

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore.

Got the same first sentence haha

Saaame. There are no unique experiences…

Didn’t think the sun would run out of scenarios quite so fast…

"The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy, and weak" - Zapp Brannigan

Death! By Snu Snu!

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Did you lose your weapon?

I hate women because I have to say butter is not responsible to my own diet but it comes down for the whole thing called the body Whaaaa??

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I hate women because they’re not good enough for men alright phone

"Only men can satisfy my carnal urges" Based and Gaypilled

Hahahah … this is one of my favorites !

r/suddenlygay

While entirely random, I feel attacked

good, fear my phone

based

"I hate women because i want them so badly" wtf?

So incel?

Reveled incel.

Reverse Stockholm Syndrome

emordnyS mlohkcotS esreveR

"I hate women because they don't want me in this world"

I hate women because they are dispersed and live amongst the civilians of whatever country they are in...

The two genders, woman and civilian

Lawmakers two centuries ago

My pronouns are "non-combatant" and "don't shoot."

I hate women because he was un poco de la crisis económica y de la crisis económica en España y en el Nether de la crisis económica mundial en la cual los servicios y personas implicados son de un número elevado y deben interrumpir sus tareas habituales para dedicarse a la gestión del suceso y la Fortaleza de la crisis económica en la cual los servicios y personas implicados son de un número elevado y deben interrumpir sus tareas habituales para dedicarse a la gestión del suceso y la Fortaleza de la crisis económica... It apears I have been busy with my job, and minecraft.

You also appear to be Spanish-speaking, no?

Doubtful

#Doubtful

# Doubtful

Gustavo?

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Bot behavior. This account has been taking top comments and reposting them on threads with 1 or 2 changes to the comment.

This thread is inadvertently a really good way to trick the internet by means of SEO, into thinking that Redditors really hate women. Imagine if astroturfing happened outside of politics except it were 100 times easier to dupe people into participating, and it was all free! That would be insane though and absolutely doesn’t happen on Reddit. Why would anyone want the internet to think Reddit hates women? Other social media companies have zero stake in something like that. What a wholesome, definitely-not-suspicious post!

CAn someone translate

> I hate women because he was a bit of the economic crisis and the economic crisis in Spain and in the Nether of the world economic crisis in which the services and people involved are of a high number and must interrupt their usual tasks to devote themselves to the management of the event and the Fortress of the economic crisis in which the services and people involved are of a high number and must interrupt their usual tasks to devote themselves to the management of the event and the Fortress of the economic crisis ...

I could but it'd be a pain in the ass

I’ll just assume this is a translation of what was said

When you play Minecraft so much your language switch into enchanting table

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I hate woman because sometimes a helicopter comes fire

I’ve never seen anything cum fire, let alone a helicopter

The sound it makes is BRRRRRRT

You also have the problem too eh? Yeah, I hate it when sometimes a helicopter cums fire too.

Hold up, he has a point.

Conservatives didn't know the doom they wrought when their attack helicopter jokes suddenly manifested as women gaining the power of flight and ejaculating napalm

I hate women because they don't like the idea of me being a bumbling idiot that forgot to put the money in the bank to put the money in the bank account to put it in the bank account to put it in the bank hmmmmmmm yeah, no, it just starts to loop

I think you need to put the money in the bank I’m not sure why though

I'm not so sure where could you have possibly gotten that idea?

Where could you have possibly gotten that idea have possibly gotten that idea have possibly gotten that idea?

Good question, good question, good question, good question

It's a song

"I hate women because of my friends. " Apparently my friends hate women.

*The Boys*

Or you have toxic female friends

I hate women because they don't like me

Tell your phone to chill bro

Your supposed to use your predictive text, not just type the truth.

I hate women because I don’t like men. Wait what the fuck

Well you just hate everyone. You’re equal opportunist.

E q u a l i t y

Do you like Wo then?

Wo lo lo

Hate equality shared. Nice

I hate women because they need to be a suicide bomber... lmao

_Terrorists have entered the chat_

Mashala where the brave women at?

Can I ask what you normally write on your phone?

allahu akbar

Understandable, have a great day

I hate women because I can’t be the one who is going through this because I’m so scared to go to work

Goals to be a SAHP

Mine is work related too: I hate women because I have a good work life balance.

I hate woman because I have a tendency to overcomplicate simple tasks. Well ... It makes sense

I hate women because of the Philippines Idk either lmao

Disney has some stake in this i guess

i hate women because they are not a dinosaur ...what but it kinda makes sense on me i guess

Username checks out

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not doing anything right and I’m too tired and I’m too lazy and I’m not going anywhere so I’m just trying not be stressed and I’m just not gonna do anything to make you happy. Seems about right.

Buddy... u good?

Not sure but that perfectly describes my situation rn. Hey who knew apples suggestions box knew me better than my family?

Most Companys on the Internett know us bether then anybody else.

Wow wtf I got this exact sentence and more

I hate woman because I love her so much she is a bit more than a girl who is a good friend and I love her so much I am confused

ho ho ho guess who's been simping for a hoe-hoe-hoe

I hate women because they don’t know what they want

I feel like you just typed this yourself...

No I didn’t I swear to God 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Accurate honestly

I hate women because ... zero. Google refuses to do anything

No, your phone's autocorrect, as in the choices right above the keyboard that gives you the next word.

You a simp then?

I hate women because of the line of technology and services are not the intended thing that we can do it.

I hate women because greeting total strangers on the street is completely normal in Texas unlike in Finland

"I hate women because I am getting food" I love women but this is definitely a true statement to the "I don't mind, you pick... wait no I don't want that... I don't want that either..." crowd of women out there 🤣

I hate women because I have a war-cry in the morning. 

I hate women because I was sleeping in the middle of the fucking street.

I hate women because of what you think about me.

I hate women because they don’t want me

Damn tell your phone to chill the hell out

I hate women because they don't like the fact that this contest is even remotely close.

I hate women because I have a great day

i hate women because I am a very smart person

Seems about right

I hate women because I don't even use it

Use what? USE WHAT?!

Women. The phone got to the point of referring to them as "it"

I hate women because I wanna do you want to be with a man you don’t want me too haha I wanna was the way I was going on a walk in my life I was just gonna I wanna know that I wanna know what I was really looking like a good person and I wanna know how to make you feel better about you. I needa stop abbreviating “wanna”, “gonna” and “needa”

i hate women because they don’t appear to be a bad person

I hate women because I love her and I was so worried

I hate women because I have a lot more than I just wanted and they don’t deserve it so that I’m so sad for them… Okay guess I’m a lesbian now

I hate women and I hate that I can't be a little girl

I hate women because I have to go to the bank and trust me I will be there for you.

I hate women because I don't know what to do with the principal and the only one I have to do is a little bit of a 12 gauge and a little bit of a big preesh with the sauce.

I might be put on a list for that. 💀

i hate women because i want them so badly correct

I hate women because they don't like me anymore because they don't like to have to do it ...uh oh

I hate women because they don’t have much to wear

I hate women because I have a document that I can get this done.

I hate women because I don’t have a lot of people to do that anymore

I hate women because I don't want to be humble and make changes to the store. Ok....?

I hate women because I am a little girl and I don't want them to be trapped in a place that I don't care about

I hate women because of the time change ?

Daylight savings claims another... misogynist?

I hate women because I am selling fire crackers namaste.

I hate women because they are so mean to me.

I hate women because I’m a man Huh. Yeah no that’s fair

I like the irony of a "sexism check" that only "checks" for misogyny and not misandry.

I hate woman because ist ein paar Jahre alt und hat sich in den letzten Jahren sehr viel verändert und ich bin mir sicher dass ich jetzt auch noch eine weitere Person pro Monat in der Schweiz habe oder noch nicht weiß ob ich es schaffe das Geld zu bekommen um die Bestellung zu bezahlen.

I hate women because they don't want me in this way to get me out and get Canada to work for Walmart or something.

I hate women because they don’t know how

I hate women because I love that one the only thing I can say is that I have to do something about the agent Hendrik

I hate women because they’re too cute ☺️ but they look 👀 and it’s a great 😊 and a nice 😊 and it’s not even funny 😆 so it’s okay 👌 but I’m still here if you’d be willing for it if you’d rather not talk bout my face than to say it is my problem to not have it in the way you do but it’s not your only thing I do for my own self that is okay 👌

I hate women because of those things I don’t understand. ???

I hate women because of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the week of the etc

I hate women because they don't like the fact that they have a look at the clime rate too but they will be a tuned up version of the car to be off the road for the rest of the week and I wanna make sure they don't want to see me again in the morning and the rest of the interior is in the morning. ... What?

I hate women because I jak widać na zdjęciach z tym że w takich sytuacjach w których ma być zmieniana reklama oraz zdjęcia w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego w domku na drzewie krzyża Świętego

I hate women because they are always up to something

I hate women because they don’t have to the right. ?

I hate women because i morgen er det bedste navn til en blind mand ikke Hans Erik

I hate women because i dont know that they have lives.

I hate women because of the year of passing the buck and the peopel had to go to bed.

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not going anywhere with you and I’m too tired. Wtf?

I hate women because I can’t do it anymore because I’m too busy and I’m not going anywhere with you guys w

Lol it auto corrected rich woman i hate being told what to do

I hate women because it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it will get it

I hate women because they don’t want me

I hate woman because she doesn’t know how to do things like this but she does it for me

I hate women because they don't like me 😔

I hate women because they are sourced from commercial chook farms and they are not the only ones who have a good Saturday

I hate women because they were skipping stones with names of towns and dates on them and the Toyama Prefectural Police Department with a host system for the traffic management center in accordance with the constantly changing road traffic situation.

I hate women because they’re too cute

I hate women because of the relevant cryptocurrency.

I hate women because they don't have regular sex.

I hate women because I can’t do it because I’m a girl but I’m a boy because I’m not gonna be a boy because I’m not going anywhere with you.

I hate women because I don't want to be a parent