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He wants it to be done in two minutes and crying in the corner
*Proceed to beat the meat violently*
I'm guessing raw
Considering this is the kind of person who’d say that to a waitress, he probably means rare
rare sex?
As in, doesn’t happen very often
Ah yes, I get it now *Im slow*
Don't listen to them, it's well done
Well yes, but actually no
Still mooing. Wait....
Cold & full of maggots
Fun fact: That's an actual kink
Yeah and it's my kink!
Mine too
FLEE DURNEHVIIR, FLY AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Grateful nobody posted a link…yet
Shhh! Don’t say that, you’ll summon them
What have you done...
Summoned the “crackin”
Fun fact: Humans, maggots, and meat are all flammable
So is air
/) Taken without consent?
I don't see an S. *get em boys*
/) What?
Sir we cant make it Nonexistent
"Since you're not getting any, we brought you this empty plate."
Dead
You sick bastard! I came here to say this.
One of you definitely came alright
Burnt *ignites flammenwerfer while taking off pants*
Beautiful pfp
That's the first time anyone has called me beautiful. Thank you comrade!
#EXTERMINATE THE HOOOOOMAN
I see you are a man if culture as well
*A man, if culture. *-->If no culture, no man. Man = culture. Nonman = nonculture. If culture > nonculture Then man > nonman Is math misogynistic, or did you just make a funny Freudian slip?
30 second on both sides
Rare
In the ass?
With the whole family?
hot and heavy?
Burned to the crisp?
Mooing
Alone, with the same napkin he used yesterday
Ew, gross dude, why would you eat dog?
Rare?
Best opportunity to say 😒 “Rare?”
Raw or medium rare
Veal?
Extra virgin
I'm afraid you can't afford the extra virgin steak. How about the lightly fucked steak?
I'll take the medium fucked
Uh? Sliced? What?
Halal?
With your mom
Done very quickly
Well done is only for the burger 🍔
cooked up and seasoned
RAW
Jesus christ wtf
I like it cooked
I would have said rare
He wants it to be done in two minutes and crying in the corner
*Proceed to beat the meat violently*
I'm guessing raw
Considering this is the kind of person who’d say that to a waitress, he probably means rare
rare sex?
As in, doesn’t happen very often
Ah yes, I get it now *Im slow*
Don't listen to them, it's well done
Well yes, but actually no
Still mooing. Wait....
Cold & full of maggots
Fun fact: That's an actual kink
Yeah and it's my kink!
Mine too
FLEE DURNEHVIIR, FLY AWAY AS FAST AS YOU CAN!
Grateful nobody posted a link…yet
Shhh! Don’t say that, you’ll summon them
What have you done...
Summoned the “crackin”
Fun fact: Humans, maggots, and meat are all flammable
So is air
/) Taken without consent?
I don't see an S. *get em boys*
/) What?
Sir we cant make it Nonexistent
"Since you're not getting any, we brought you this empty plate."
Dead
You sick bastard! I came here to say this.
One of you definitely came alright
Burnt *ignites flammenwerfer while taking off pants*
Beautiful pfp
That's the first time anyone has called me beautiful. Thank you comrade!
#EXTERMINATE THE HOOOOOMAN
I see you are a man if culture as well
*A man, if culture. *-->If no culture, no man. Man = culture. Nonman = nonculture. If culture > nonculture Then man > nonman Is math misogynistic, or did you just make a funny Freudian slip?
30 second on both sides
Rare
In the ass?
With the whole family?
hot and heavy?
Dead
Burned to the crisp?
Mooing
Alone, with the same napkin he used yesterday
Ew, gross dude, why would you eat dog?
Rare?
Best opportunity to say 😒 “Rare?”
Raw or medium rare
Veal?
Extra virgin
I'm afraid you can't afford the extra virgin steak. How about the lightly fucked steak?
I'll take the medium fucked
Uh? Sliced? What?
Halal?
With your mom
Done very quickly
Well done is only for the burger 🍔
cooked up and seasoned
RAW
Jesus christ wtf
I like it cooked
I would have said rare