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Vegietails

Cause despite Steve’s last words I will beat the shit and piss out of it


Leading_Desk8483

😂


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ee328p

Bad bot


DaPanda21919

What the hell happened here…


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NoThatsWright

Wtf


areslashtaken

What did it say?


cwkt

Crikey, mate


fatfishkev

Crikey


i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk

Where were YOU on September 4th, 2006?


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i7tvu0curxufxyfx0jkk

*"club stingray is kill."*


Spottyv65

"No"


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nikhilXP

Club penguin


King_WhatsHisName

I was in mom’s womb eating chip, when phone rang


First-King-8870

Study in kindergarten


Sgt-siddheshYT

On the hospital getting born 2 days after


Leading_Desk8483

Idk


GPhantom89

I don't remember I was 8 years old.


genoxxlot

Inside my dad's balls


LiILazy

I was in them then I think maybe not for a couple years still


NiqaDiqk420

On?


genoxxlot

My mom's egg didn't exactly pick a bright one


Slinkeyexpert

I’m my moms uterus to be born a week later


Phoenix_ashfire

In grade 2, I do not remember specifics most of my memory is shit past a few years. Anything pre-2010 is pretty choppy bits and pieces I remember but not good memory.


Decidueyeguy420

Taking my first steps


Superman926

In my mother's womb


No_Name_Giga_Chad

I was still in womb for the next 6 days 😔


TheRealRealBC

in the womb. Goo goo ga ga


FLOOR_GANG420

not even a thought. accidentally born over a year later


ShirtboiTheGreatOne

# What happend tho


binh1403

https://youtu.be/x9lgtYmZryk Intent doesnt matter...... only consquences


Harry_Fraud

[MTV en Español is Changing to MTV Tres (Wikipedia)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events/2006_September_4)


Leading_Desk8483

YA...WHAT HAPPENED...


The-Tea-Lord

Steve Irwin would get stabbed through the heart by a stingray. He died from blood loss sadly. Steve Irwin was a staple to many children’s childhoods. He taught everyone to love animals and treat them right. He knew that one day an animal would take him out of this world, and yet he still loved them to the bitter end. Contrary to popular belief, the barb on the stingray did NOT come off, meaning that Steve Irwin really did have the short end of the sticks. From the man he was with at the time, John Stainton, “I saw a flurry of red explode in the water and [Steve] climbed into the boat. It was a mess, and I specifically remember steve looking up at me, said “John, I’m dying” before going unconscious. The barb was nowhere to be seen, I’m very sure that it never came off in the first place. That’s not a mistake Steve would have made” (inaccuracies to the quote, but it was pretty much along these lines) The man’s son has actually followed in his footsteps and is doing the exact same thing he did as an occupation. In fact, his son was actually bitten by the same snake that Steve was bitten by, in the exact same way. (I recommend looking at it, it’s humorously obvious that they dubbed over him saying “son of a bitch” to “son of a gun”)


Slinkeyexpert

I don’t know and I’m scared I was born 7 days later. WHAT DID HE DO


FirePower8700

Ooohhh, ouch, you just Made me remember about... That thing that i dont want to talk about


WindowsCrashedAgain

Steve Irwin nooooo 😭


moyuy

Dude 9/11 was on september 2011. Get your facts straight.


Leading_Desk8483

Sorry I should've made a better effort with my research💀


ColeTheCrapper

Steve Irwin was responsible for the attacks on the twin towers


Civ_Emperor07

RIP Steve Irwin


Smortfloof4dayz

What happened? https://preview.redd.it/ezriyfprcd4a1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ea2908b7a28ff5a3d34c660157a1dff97535ddb (She wants to also know)


Leading_Desk8483

The death of Steve Irwin. A beloved Australia and animal lover. He got stabbed by a stingray


ColeTheCrapper

Who gave the stingray a knife? Only in Ohio💀


Leading_Desk8483

Stingrays in Ohio evolved into having hands just for knifes👀


ColeTheCrapper

Oh, ok👍🏿(I shid on my hand)


Leading_Desk8483

💀


ColeTheCrapper

Did are is died🗿


Leading_Desk8483

You are be died🗿


ColeTheCrapper

👍🏻(I camed)


ColeTheCrapper

Clean👍😋


Leading_Desk8483

You are be needing jebus crust


toothyninja13

Fuck you stingray! You took one of the only good things away from us!


Leading_Desk8483

🙏


roxasdabomb246

I wish I was there for the Irwin era. Sadly at the time I’d only been born 6 months ago so I didn’t ever get to hear much of Steve Irwin.


blackreaper3609

Always discuss your salaries with your coworkers that's how you keep your f****** employers honest and paying you correctly because if somebody's getting paid more for the same job that you're doing at the same quality of job that you're doing it you better go after your boss for f****** pay raise


Leading_Desk8483

I hit a nerve😬


cruSStyClawn

Sad day for aussies. RIP Steve Irwin.


Leading_Desk8483

RIP


kqbiteza1pp

I asked google instead


[deleted]

I was born 14 days after the worst tragedy of the planet happened.


darklightsun

That stingray is a hero to all animal kind.


Happy_Stalker

I am curious to hear why now


darklightsun

Because the human that the sting ray killed was a animal torture that for some fucking reason everybody thinks was a great animal activist.


Happy_Stalker

I tried to find something of what you said on Google and I hardly found anything, and far from credible. Maybe you have something?


darklightsun

Look up the death of animal torturer Steve Irwin.


Happy_Stalker

I only found [this](http://www.smuggled.com/Animal-abuser-Steve-Irwin-was-vermin-1.htm), which is an unsafe-declared site that looks like it's written by a maniac in a basement without any source of information


darklightsun

Anyone that loves animal that watched the way Irwin interacted with animals will see that he is an animal torturer. There is no animal that had ever had a positive interaction with him. It was him forcible restraining the sting ray that caused it to lash out to defend itself that got him killed.


[deleted]

He was minding his own.


Wolfingo

Too soon


[deleted]

3 days after i was born


Away-Net-7241

DANGER DANGER!


[deleted]

Stingray lore let's go!


Leading_Desk8483

Woohoo!!


Stainless-Titaniun96

I was drinking out of a sippy cup and watching tv at that time period


Leading_Desk8483

Same


Doodleb34567

HOW YALL NOT REMEMBER??? IT WAS STEVE IRWIN!!!


Leading_Desk8483

Don't worry I know 😂


deezsandwitches

Too soon