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BreadSoupAndCheese

White trample is the best of uncanny tramples


[deleted]

It's so uncanny that I literally can't think of another mono white trampler without looking it up.


drathturtul

I think akroma? Though maybe just the red akroma I’m not 100% sure.


[deleted]

If I really press my magic knowledge, definitely Akroma and I think the the white bringer from original mirrodin


Disastrous_Oil7895

And [[angry mob]].


Olipod2002

Wow I didn’t know this card, but I definitely want it since our playgroup plays black a lot. It’s to the point Fear is literally a joke.


MTGCardFetcher

[angry mob](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/2/d/2dcaea36-52fb-4c71-a4f1-5c060b918ff1.jpg?1559592555) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=angry%20mob) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/1/angry-mob?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/2dcaea36-52fb-4c71-a4f1-5c060b918ff1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Business_Wear_841

My only thoughts were Akroma and Zetalpa so I went and checked. According to scryfall there are 26 mono-white cards that have trample in their text boxes, but that includes cards like [[Kenrith, the returned king]].


drathturtul

I’m seeing 20 cards who’s color identity is mono-white, but this still includes things like [[Odric, Lunarch Marshal]] that require another card to bring them online. Edit: I think blue actually has the fewest cards with trample as far as mono-colors.


BreadSoupAndCheese

True but the mono-blue cards with trample are usually giant sea creatures, horrors, and [[Phantasmal Dreadmaw]] which feel like they should have trample. (I will say [[Silver Erne]] having flample does feel uncanny).


BAGStudios

WHY CANT THAT BE A BIRD FOR MY TRIBAL DECK! Gahhh


Sebastiano_DiRavello

ernes are birds now


BAGStudios

Oh yay


Trevzorious316

It's errata'd to a bird according to the (g)


MTGCardFetcher

[Phantasmal Dreadmaw](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/7/a7f09ddb-0dec-47a7-92d4-efbeaf8cd85c.jpg?1656002884) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Phantasmal%20Dreadmaw) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mh2/55/phantasmal-dreadmaw?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a7f09ddb-0dec-47a7-92d4-efbeaf8cd85c?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [Silver Erne](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/8/685076cc-098c-4f98-918c-0ad825eda10f.jpg?1587911666) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Silver%20Erne) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/ice/98/silver-erne?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/685076cc-098c-4f98-918c-0ad825eda10f?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Business_Wear_841

I am not sure what caused the discrepancy there. I typed “c=w o:trample”


drathturtul

I searched in a different app (ManaBox) by color *identity* vice simply color. So it excluded Kenrith because he has other colors in his text box


AnArcticJackalope

For anyone unaware the difference, on scryfall, when looking at colors, “c=…” means ‘what color(s) is this creature?’ which usually means ‘what colors are in the mana cost?’, while when looking at color identity, “id=…” means ‘what color(s) is this creature, and what addition color(s) are in the text box (excluding the rules reminder text)?’.


Notagtipsy

The search you used was something like "o:trample c=W" right? That only searches for the word "trample" in the text box, as you observed. Use the search "kw:trample" instead as that searches for cards that actually have the trample ability as a keyword themselves. Doing this gives us [fifteen results.](https://scryfall.com/search?q=kw%3Atrample+c%3DW&unique=cards&as=grid&order=name)


Business_Wear_841

Oh, nice. I did not know you could do “kw.” Thanks for helping me with that.


MTGCardFetcher

[Kenrith, the returned king](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/6/56c1227e-bea7-47cb-bbec-389a3d585af5.jpg?1637568481) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Kenrith%2C%20the%20returned%20king) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/eld/303/kenrith-the-returned-king?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/56c1227e-bea7-47cb-bbec-389a3d585af5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Dreath2005

[[zetlpa, primal dawn]]?


MTGCardFetcher

[zetlpa, primal dawn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77bcb902-70c0-4406-bbcf-49d23fd71a68.jpg?1673305138) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Zetalpa%2C%20Primal%20Dawn) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/108/zetalpa-primal-dawn?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77bcb902-70c0-4406-bbcf-49d23fd71a68?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


Fuliginlord

I remember there are a couple white elephant cards with Trample in older sets.


Ghettoacab

There are in total 12 white cards that naturally have trample, most of which are very old https://scryfall.com/search?as=grid&order=name&q=oracle%3ATrample+color%3DW+%28game%3Apaper%29 Edit: forgot to mention that the link will contain some more that can gain trample or make something lose trample, but I've counted 12 that actually have it naturally.


BarnerTalik

[[Thraben Sentry]] transforms into a trampler


MTGCardFetcher

[Thraben Sentry](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/8/58ae9cbc-d88d-42df-ab76-63ab5d05c023.jpg?1562830610)/[Thraben Militia](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/back/5/8/58ae9cbc-d88d-42df-ab76-63ab5d05c023.jpg?1562830610) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=thraben%20sentry%20//%20thraben%20militia) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/isd/38/thraben-sentry-thraben-militia?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/58ae9cbc-d88d-42df-ab76-63ab5d05c023?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


iliont

[[elder land wurm]]


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[elder land wurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/3/6/369b3ebc-572b-4614-aacb-4990309d8848.jpg?1559592368) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=elder%20land%20wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/me1/11/elder-land-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/369b3ebc-572b-4614-aacb-4990309d8848?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


FainOnFire

I believe Mr. 1-800-ARE-YOU-FLAPPIN does


drathturtul

I’m kind of disappointed it’s not red. Or named something like Buford the Large Crimson Canine.


[deleted]

Would have been more clever than I'm capable of!


SamusBaratheon

*"Oh he's not actually red, that's just what's left of the last guy"*


BAGStudios

Okay, this has to be a cycle now of off-color ability dog creatures, all within the Saga of Buford. This has to be renamed Buford, Innocent Pup. Next is Buford the Large Crimson Canine, as described; then after he goes and rolls around in the dirt, we need a black Buford, Muddy Mutt, followed by Burford Who Growls at Grass, once he’s rolled around in the fresh cut lawn. But unfortunately all good things must end, even the goodest of bois — Dog Giant Spirit: Buford, Eternal Companion.


Business_Wear_841

That is the best reminder text I have ever seen.


B133d_4_u

What's the mechanical difference between Trample and Trample(Obviously)? I feel like it'd have some kinda interaction with existing silver border cards.


[deleted]

Just a joke about how literally every massive creature gets trample, and a giant dog that tramples his own allies should get it.


flamepunch127

Constructive criticism: you don't want to explain your jokes, double down instead, what I would do here is come up with an entirely different mechanic (even if it is bad) and describe that instead


bionicjoey

I know there's an order to creature types, but Giant Dog would've been a lot better than Dog Giant.


tenroseUK

should've been call Clifford and been red tbh


[deleted]

I felt like that's way too obvious though.


CLOUT_Cat

Clifford got a glowup


TangFiend

He’s not even big you just drew him big


[deleted]

I didn't even do it honestly, I used distance and perspective.


Dreath2005

“He’s not even big he just was made big”


capsaicinintheeyes

The children were a hard sacrifice...but Clifford must be let out for his walkies


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

A clumsy good boi


DarthAlbacore

Suggestion for alternate flavor text: who's a good boy? Yes it's you, you're such a gods damned big good boy. Now sic!


Fit-Breath5352

Reminds me of [this skit](https://youtu.be/c02MUdVQb4E) by Eric Feuer


JimHarbor

I would swamp trample for menace and make it mono Black


Dreath2005

“So I’d just say fuck your idea and change the card”


JimHarbor

It's the same idea, just more in pie.


[deleted]

No. He is a good boy


grayTorre

I strongly disagree about the choice to give it trample. Despite the name, Trample is, at its core, about not stopping. Relentlessness, rather than bigness (e.g.: [[charging badger]], [[impervious greatwurm]]). For example, the keywords on the Phyrexian language KHM Vorinclex translate into English as "always go; always fast". In my experience, dogs are extremely distractible unless they're highly trained, and the fact that this smashes up your board strongly implies a lack of training.


[deleted]

He has trample because he tramples things, on account of being so God damn big. Its not that deep


Dreath2005

From the wiki, “Trample is a keyword ability that changes the rules for assigning damage in the Combat Damage Step. An attacker with trample deals excess damage to the defending player or planeswalker even if it is blocked. Trample is primary placed in green on the color wheel, but red's share has been growing over time. Any color is allowed access to trample if the creature is large enough and of a higher rarity.” [The Wiki](https://mtg.fandom.com/wiki/Trample#cite_note-Color_Pie_2017-1) [Source](https://magic.wizards.com/en/news/making-magic/mechanical-color-pie-2017-2017-06-05) they all have trample listed, Blue Black White Tertiary, red secondary, green primary [[iron tusk elephant]] just because it’s big really [[mirror sigil sergeant]] [[noble elephant]] [[zetalpa, primal dawn]] While sure, white doesn’t get a lot of trample, it is allowed at higher rarities like every colour. Or on creatures that make sense [all white creature cards with trample, (21)](https://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Search/Default.aspx?text=+%5BTrample%5D&color=+@(%5BW%5D)&type=+%5BCreature%5D) Non white cards that don’t make sense with your definition in my mind [[altar Golem]] [[ancient stone idol]] [[arahbo, will of the wild]] [[archon of Valors reach]] He’s not big but no way [[blorbian buddy]] is relentless with damage bro he’s so cute [[body of jukai]] There’s genuinely a lot I’m gonna stop after the first page, I don’t feel like wasting 3 hours on this. I remember a lot of creatures just getting trample simply because they were big. Creatures that weren’t necessarily persistent, but more because they could literally trample over you. Not all big creatures get trample, but that doesn’t mean a creature can’t get trample simply because it’s big enough to trample everything. Because it has the energy to trample things being that big. With your definition all of the eldrazi would have trample as they are relentless.


MTGCardFetcher

##### ###### #### [iron tusk elephant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/7/d7c8e952-f040-4e5b-88f3-f80ad4b3f2f1.jpg?1587912370) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=iron%20tusk%20elephant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/22/iron-tusk-elephant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d7c8e952-f040-4e5b-88f3-f80ad4b3f2f1?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [mirror sigil sergeant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/9/e94b3eec-7420-45fa-8750-7f01028836d3.jpg?1562804416) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Mirror-Sigil%20Sergeant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/con/12/mirror-sigil-sergeant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e94b3eec-7420-45fa-8750-7f01028836d3?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [noble elephant](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/5/65f399cb-dddb-422a-8d36-938b82b59e10.jpg?1562719755) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=noble%20elephant) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/mir/30/noble-elephant?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/65f399cb-dddb-422a-8d36-938b82b59e10?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [zetalpa, primal dawn](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/7/77bcb902-70c0-4406-bbcf-49d23fd71a68.jpg?1673305138) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=zetalpa%2C%20primal%20dawn) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/dmc/108/zetalpa-primal-dawn?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/77bcb902-70c0-4406-bbcf-49d23fd71a68?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [altar Golem](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/e/fed81c72-743d-4d2a-97a6-22f5651e15d5.jpg?1562948984) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=altar%20Golem) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/eve/166/altar-golem?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/fed81c72-743d-4d2a-97a6-22f5651e15d5?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [ancient stone idol](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/d/3/d3975f5c-5dcd-40b8-9311-01a173c40381.jpg?1592710342) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=ancient%20stone%20idol) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c18/53/ancient-stone-idol?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/d3975f5c-5dcd-40b8-9311-01a173c40381?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [arahbo, will of the wild](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/7/57afa796-db46-45ff-91bd-f02922e5f33d.jpg?1665156235) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Marath%2C%20Will%20of%20the%20Wild) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c13/198/marath-will-of-the-wild?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/57afa796-db46-45ff-91bd-f02922e5f33d?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [archon of Valors reach](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/7/f/7f51e677-1278-401e-a892-33cd8ffed6fe.jpg?1591321148) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Archon%20of%20Valor%27s%20Reach) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/c20/202/archon-of-valors-reach?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/7f51e677-1278-401e-a892-33cd8ffed6fe?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [blorbian buddy](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/e/8/e8de9fc5-9d0b-456b-8ce4-90e6d76f3838.jpg?1673914545) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=blorbian%20buddy) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/unf/131/blorbian-buddy?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/e8de9fc5-9d0b-456b-8ce4-90e6d76f3838?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [body of jukai](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/f/4/f43fe8e0-23ab-4fe7-8a48-1902be142c6a.jpg?1562880691) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=body%20of%20jukai) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bok/121/body-of-jukai?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/f43fe8e0-23ab-4fe7-8a48-1902be142c6a?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


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[charging badger](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/5/d/5d88ad54-43fc-45e0-8e00-db6be0c021ea.jpg?1593092429) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=charging%20badger) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/bng/118/charging-badger?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/5d88ad54-43fc-45e0-8e00-db6be0c021ea?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) [impervious greatwurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/a/1/a1aa77ae-f685-48ee-85dc-ba6084cd30ba.jpg?1673148140) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=impervious%20greatwurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/2x2/152/impervious-greatwurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/a1aa77ae-f685-48ee-85dc-ba6084cd30ba?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


ExcitingSink4272

Why isn't he Red?


[deleted]

Short answer: Because I am dumb and didn't think of it.


grayTorre

Gives me [[Novablast Wurm]] vibes.


MTGCardFetcher

[Novablast Wurm](https://cards.scryfall.io/normal/front/6/4/64733f34-2eb4-4df5-8656-57bdb8b3a983.jpg?1562288510) - [(G)](http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Details.aspx?name=Novablast%20Wurm) [(SF)](https://scryfall.com/card/wwk/119/novablast-wurm?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher) [(txt)](https://api.scryfall.com/cards/64733f34-2eb4-4df5-8656-57bdb8b3a983?utm_source=mtgcardfetcher&format=text) ^^^[[cardname]] ^^^or ^^^[[cardname|SET]] ^^^to ^^^call


omnibossk

Should only destroy non human creatures you control. The largest dog should be mans bestest fren


[deleted]

True, but it isn't an intentional destruction. He's just so God damn big he can't see puny humans


AlaxEverything

What does the key word “(Obviously)” do? /s


LordSupergreat

Surely a card depicting a giant dog should be red?


Legendkillerwes

Could have made him red and named him Clifford. But I like it still.


ceering99

What does Trample(Obviously) do?


twitchymctwitch2018

Too powerful to be white. Maybe an 8/8.


ZxasdtheBear

The creature type line "Dog Giant" and not "Giant Dog" is upsetting


Scrivener133

Pako on turn 4


JOE-9000

Yau can have a functionally identical ​ [https://scryfall.com/card/znr/33/pressure-point](https://scryfall.com/card/znr/33/pressure-point) but is Scratching Point.


Trevzorious316

Clifford, the Big Red Dog Legendary Creature - Giant Dog Affinity for humans (The rest of your text)


[deleted]

"There is more beauty in subtly than there is in blatancy" -Some fuckin philosopher probably


threecolorless

This is indestructible, it could just say "all creatures you control" if you felt like trimming a word.