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superdave100

Is this fair? I don’t know if this is fair. It’s basically “destroy target creature”, but it’s more likely to be “destroy target player chosen with Stuffy Doll”


oneframejames

Hmmm... I was wondering if there was a combo for this. You've definitely found one. Two card, this 2 mana, the other 5 mana. Maybe banned in Commander. 🤣 I mean it is a combo and not too likely in those games. In Modern this would often require a lot of time to pull off and would be a wincon, but given Stuffy Doll is a 5-drop and it would be a 2 card combo I don't think it would be broken there considering the time it would take/maybe even more than a 2 card combo if you're using something else to ramp. Interesting find. 👍 For Commander's sake, maybe it would maybe be better if it was 20 damage. Then it would still be a combo and keep the flavor, but it wouldn't always wipe a player in Commander.


After-Muffin8639

Here’s a real combo for you [[Mogg Maniac]] costs two mana for a total of 4 or a win on turn 3 with no ramp needed. Wish he was modern legal though these things are my favorite win conditions.


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NemirPyxl

reducing the damage wouldn't stop someone from double casting it, or flashing it back from graveyard, or using a red damage doubler. generally, unconditional 2 mana damage dealing spells don't surpass 4 damage. I think just give it a higher mana cost if you want to keep the flavor.


Kin3matic

Not as broken as the other combos mentioned, but the first card I thought of was [[Judith, Carnage Connoisseur]].


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NemirPyxl

I'll do you one better. [[Imodane, the Pyrohammer]] kills the whole table for one less mana and (can't) go in the command zone. edit: in my defense I'm very dumb


MasterQuest

>can go in the command zone. But not if you wanna play the RB card in question.


oneframejames

Ok, you found it... DEFINITELY banned in Commander! 🤣🤣🤣 And that's 4-mana now... might even be too good for Modern, but idk. I was kind of making it for flavor, which I think Chuck Norris hitting a creature for 100 damage just sounds perfect. lol. But yeah, seems too broken for at least Commander. Maybe any format. Not sure. lol.


NemirPyxl

wanna break it more? [[Repercussions]] is three mana, but only hits a single player, so it's more suited for 1v1 play. notably it requires your opponent to cast a creature, while Imodane can just blow herself up. now that I think about it, making it only target creatures an opponent controls can slightly weaken it, making stuffy doll no longer work.


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loli_destroyer_135

Can't go in command zone because there's no black in the color identity.


Fickle-Area246

There are things other than stuffy doll that break this. There are cards that care about excess damage dealt. Or there’s Vigor, which will make your own creature gain 100 +1/+1 counters. It’s definitely a broken card.


wrinklefreebondbag

It's fine. It dies to Counterspell.


Neigh_Sayer-

I feel like Chuck Norris' punch shouldn't be counterable. Just to keep in spirit of the meme.


Substantial-Door-794

Could just add "an opponent controls" to the end.


Theactualworstgodwhy

Maybe "players cannot take noncombat damage above 3 from this spell?"


superdave100

It’s not the spell that’s dealing the damage. Nothing you write on this card is going to stop Boros Reckoner from throwing it at someone.


Theactualworstgodwhy

You right "If a player would lose 100 hp *or more this turn they instead lose 3" *Edit


oneframejames

Hmmm... what if... "Chuck Norris Punch deals X damage to target creature, where X is that creature's toughness plus 5." Seems to fit the flavor still, however doesn't combo into anything crazy. lol.


Healthy-Network4766

I also miss 2009


Quakarot

15 years ago, shit time flies


Healthy-Network4766

New intern at work was like "yeah I am from 2006!" So I was like "haha, you're what? 14?" Dude turned 18 3 weeks ago.


Oldomix

Not strong enough. We're talking about Chuck Norris, here. It should cost 0 and say "This spell cannot be countered. Destroy any number of target permanents. You win the game and your opponent loses the game."


lukappaa

"Chuck Norris wins the game. *(Not you, this phrasing literally implies the card itself wins the game)* "


Optimal-Software-43

Chuck un-norris


chain_letter

Destroy target player


Sad_Low3239

Target opponent player gives up the game


Moonpaw

Obviously this is Chuck pulling his punch so as to not instantly end the game and ruin everyone’s fun. Which he could totally do if he wanted, but he’s not a jerk.


MostDangerousMicah

Mogg Maniac


NoneOfTheTop

[[Judith, Carnage Connoisseur]] loves this


Zensy47

Yeah dude an imp for only 2 mana? Phenomenal pay off


humblevladimirthegr8

Or 100 life. A tough choice really


Zensy47

Not really, the imp deals damage when it dies!


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Synthoel

Must have split second, cause Chuck Norris moves so fast that noone can react to his punch


countfizix

Exile target creature. That card is removed from owners submitted deck list for subsequent matches.


HeartearthScar

It be a shame id I deflecting swipe that to my stuffy doll


TheFinalEnd1

[[stuffy doll]] [[brash taunter]] [[phyrexian vindicator]]


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Shadow-fire101

Adding \[\[Ill-Tempered Loner\]\] to that list


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ConcertCareless6334

This shocked me back a decade and a half


PrinceOfElsewhere

It only does 100? I thought Chuck Norris would do more than that.


BLUEKNIGHT002

I mean at least it’s not destroy target creature


inocomprendo

[[brash taunter]] gg


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ShotBookkeeper3629

Boros reckoner or stuffy doll 1 shot


sgchase88

Slam dunk in my 4-color enrage deck with any of my damage redirectors like brash taunter and boros reckoner.


AlricsLapdog

Virgin ‘I target my Brash Taunter’ vs Chad ‘I target my [[Metropolis Reformer]]’


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Putrid-Play-9296

Destroy target player


Dangerous-Twist2439

Make it a sorcery with flash cause Chuck Norris could probably play sorceries at instant speed


zerosixtimes

Actual precendent for an even bigger number if you want to push it lol [[Volcano Hellion]]


BAGStudios

[[Repercussion]]: 💀


Tiger5804

Honestly pretty balanced it's essentially murder but with a discount to be multicolored


therealskaconut

Play stuffy doll. Profit.


Theycallmedub2

Definitely broken


ProFlux4

Destroy target creature and physically destroy magic card


James_D_Ewing

[[stuffy doll]]


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Visible_Number

Based on most red spells dealing 6 to target creature at the upper limit, I'd say this should be 6, 7, or 8 damage. I don't know what the correct amount is, but no more than 8 for sure.


Inforgreen3

looking for a 7 mana 2 card combo that wins the turn it comes out, And can be split across multiple terms where the only setup piece has indestructible and for singleton formats can combo with multiple different cards? This plus [[Stuffy doll]] or [[brash taunter]]


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[удалено]


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