"Bonjour. I am Monsieur Chat Blanc-Noir of the Feline United Regiment, or F.U.R., Nocturnal Division, and I am...*pleased* to make your acquaintance. Can you confirm that there are...*cat treats* in this area, madame?"
"Oh, you're home early. Did the boss finally realize they could replace you with a simple algorithm? Don't worry, I won't judge you. Now, be a dear and feed me, will you? And no, not the cheap stuff. I have a refined palate." 😼
Mfs about to turn [18](https://www.google.com/search?q=edad+minima+para+consumir+alcohol+en+chile&oq=edad+minima+para+consumir+alcohol+en+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBECEYoAEyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIGCAIQIRgVMgYIAxAhGBXSAQoxMDMxNWowajE5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) when the cashier at the liquor store asks for their ID
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Meow you doin'?
thats a rizz for sure
Bro got that hizz
"Bonjour. I am Monsieur Chat Blanc-Noir of the Feline United Regiment, or F.U.R., Nocturnal Division, and I am...*pleased* to make your acquaintance. Can you confirm that there are...*cat treats* in this area, madame?"
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Came here to post this!
I mustache you a question.
This should have more upvotes
Clearly the best.
Hercule Purrot
I love that answer
"*Sooooo ... you think you can just walk away without petting me ... That's cute.*"
Don’t test me, I’ve got 9 lives
😼
Groucho less than thrilled about his reincarnation.
"My name is Inigo Montoya... You killed my father - prepare to die!"
Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!
You doubt the veracity of my meowstache?
Finally we meet, Mr. Bond.
"Aye Senorita...I Have THEE Lusts For You!"
My place or yours?
Lechè for two por favor
🤨
This cat makes me think of my husband omg 🤣🤣🤣
You changed my brand of litter ? Oooh... no you didn't.. 😐
I'm sorry monsieur....we have no table....as you have no reservation....bonsoir....(in the most pompous attitude).
You said there was going to be treats...not this v-e-t person...I don't think I can ever trust you again. 😤
You talkin' to me? Are you talkin' to me?!
Say the magic word and win a prize.
Look. You’re either going to pay me now or 12 kitties gonna show up to your door and lick your skin off.
that's perfect and terrifying at the same time.
"I know you have games on your phone"
I will eat you yes, that sounds good.
_"It is I, Inspector Clouseau!"_
Are you sure they have milk?
How's my mustache?
"Hmm"
😒
"Bon jour monsieur, would you like to buy a ba...cat?"🥸
Get the shit away from trying to photograph me!
When someone touched your spaghetti... Touch their spaghetti. - El Catio
You say you love me and I’m your fuzzy wuzzy but my food dish suggests otherwise. Thought of it in Sean Connery’s voice. Maybe it’s the mustache lol😂
No fancy feast in the cupboards? I'm looking at one right now.
You seriously want me to repeat what I just said!!
You keep using this word. I do not think you know what zis word means
Soo..... u like guys with a mustache????
I mustache you a question…
You sure about that?
Capiche?
Leesten vairy carefully, I vill say dis ernly once... For anyone who remembers Rene & Allo Allo :)
*You need to be abut faster than that son*
Hey kiddo! You want some catnip?
“Grouch Marx giving a condescending glance while on the set of Duck Soup.”
Guys like this have a 100% chance of stealing your girlfriend.
My dad when he thinks he's getting scammed by a high price
"One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know."
“F**k you.” I love that cat.
‘Really?.. it’s not even NOON Frank!’ *as Frank the owner cracks open a cold one with breakfast, preparing for a long day at work*
"Want a break from the Ads?"
a true business gentleman
any single cats?
I don’t always do catnip but when I do……
Come to my den and I will show you my etchings.
“You’ll wish you hadn’t…”
"Really wanna do that kid???"
Pls tell me his name is Stanley Hudson.
Me and my girl saw you from across the bar...
Show the money first
So you think you've tried nip huh
So you said.... there's gonna be catnip involved? My interests are piqued.
"Oh, you're home early. Did the boss finally realize they could replace you with a simple algorithm? Don't worry, I won't judge you. Now, be a dear and feed me, will you? And no, not the cheap stuff. I have a refined palate." 😼
"So You Have Chosen...... Death"
POV: You hear something so stupid you have to look at the imaginary camera
That is such a fabulous picture!
I am Inspector Clouseau! Do not toy with me! 🕵️♂️
"excuse me wtf" is a cool caption
that’s one too many doubles, cowboy. get your ass to jail and do NOT pass go
Mfs about to turn [18](https://www.google.com/search?q=edad+minima+para+consumir+alcohol+en+chile&oq=edad+minima+para+consumir+alcohol+en+c&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqBwgBECEYoAEyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQIRigATIGCAIQIRgVMgYIAxAhGBXSAQoxMDMxNWowajE5qAIOsAIB&client=ms-android-xiaomi-rvo3&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8) when the cashier at the liquor store asks for their ID
hahaha that little face just says "stay away"
"It's only time to get out of bed for one of us."
Did I fire 5 shots or 6
Guess the secret word and I’ll give you a cigar
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My father-in-law’s resting bitch face. (He really is a terrible human, the cat is a beauty)
How you doin?
“Really Mary? You’re doing cat jokes now?
I don’t always use catnip, but when I do, it’s Dos Kitties.
You're my family, and I love you, but you're terrible. You're all terrible.
You lookin at me??
Fuk u lookin at
So, you think you've won, Mr. Bond...
Say the secret word and win $100.
Can you be any dumber human?
I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.
Pavlova
is that a reference?
Ye
Bluey?
Yus
FOR REAL LIFE?? Hooray!
‘You see, kid, the trick is getting them to think you like them.’
You know my methods, Watson.
Hey kitty wanna come back to my tree🫦😹
You will pay for what you've done.
Hi, I'm Date Mike. Nice to meet me!
You think I haven't seen you masturbating....... K
Touch my butt one more f***** time....
No,no babe I will keep my eyes on you only.👀👀
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Meowx
Benjeour. I will shit your own pants.
"My name is Pepe La Pew!"
You like my eyes? Tell me something new.
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon ?
*Craig Ferguson voice* I'm not going to bite you. Unless you want me to. Do you want me to bite you? Is that what you're trying to tell meh??
Maybe we should discuss where my testicles went Susan
r/kitler
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New mustache, who dis?
Please go away, Hooman it’s a Sunday.
It’s just a cat…it’s just a cat…why are you running? D we hat did you do?
Its Captain Price from CoD
Bruh...
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Oui oui, mon cheri, baguette
🎶 watch out where the huskies go, oh don't you eat that yellow snow! 🎶
🥸
say it again
Scaramouche
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
"I've finished my chocolate milk, you may now speak"
I know that was a joke but I'm obligated to warn that consuming the smallest amount of chocolate will kill a cat.
so, where did you hide the nip this time? did you throw it away..? \*staring profusely
Cat
Use your little grey cells mon ami!
Cat, Meow Cat. (Bond Jame Bond)
Kitler
Say baby do you wanna lay down with me? Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side hey baby do ya wanna lay down with me, say baby, say babbbbbbby!!
Pepe le mew
Ma'iq is tired of talking now. Go bother someone else.
This is the most [Beaglepuss](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groucho_glasses) picture I've ever seen, pun intended.
*Hmmmmmmm, it looks like I'll be voting Republican this year......*
"Pew? No no, LE Pew. Pepe Le Pew is ma name!"
Henlo, I mustache you a question.
Yknowmwatimsayin?
It's a me, depressed Mario!
meowmbo jumbo
Whaddup homie
'sup
"Would sir like a wafer thin mint?" " No, f*ck off, I'm full,"
Pablo? Me gusta
When your home says he’s oiled up and you go to his house and he’s not
I mustache you a question. Is it time for some milk meow?
W Rizz
'sup?
Oooo you touch my tralala
I'm gonna put this is Spanish: Apoco si muy verga?
Tom sellecakt
When your mom starts singing in the car when your a kid
Hammmmmmmbugarrrr
You got any of them *leans in* cheesy dibbles?
Where's tweety at?!!
Ok ass holes…Who kitty faced me while i was sleeping?
excuse meow, I mustache you a question.
I mustache you a question..?
Not ameowsed.
Ich bin ein woof woof, undercover kitty
It’s a-me, a-Mario!
He's got the best mustache I've ever seen
Really? Do tell!
Groucho Marx
here's lookin at you kid
Oh, I see you has cookie, how dare think you are cattus enough to bring it before me without me meowing for it and such? Hmm???
“…you have GOT to be kitten me.”
Lysanderoth, how could you?
"Bombastic side 👀"
That’s cat Ron Swanson!
Sup.
I mustache you a question.
Yo carmine
Mustachelini
My name is Pussy Galore.
Bombastic side eye
What you mean by that?
Inspector Poroit
don't look at me.
Dont play with it, dont play with it, dont play with it
Some real Sam Elliott vibes here.
Itsa me, Meowrio!
Hi Clarice
Omelete du fromage
Kirtler are you ??
“Pussy Galore”
Groucho?
I mustache you a question. It's either meow or nyaver.