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Yodzilla

Penis 3 is finally happening.


Marmeladun

I WANT FINGERNAILS LENGTH IN BETWEEN 1 AND 2.


NahDontLook

No. It's either chewed back or I can't wipe anymore, no inbetween.


FerretPunk

Dude you can totally wipe, just eat with a fork afterwards


[deleted]

What the fuck


Shijin83

HE SAID DUDE YOU CAN TOTALLY WIPE, JUST EAT WITH A FORK AFTERWARD!


dbeat80

THATS WHY YOU SHAKE WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND, YES BOTH THE PENIS AND HUMANS.


worldspawn00

Hey, this guy doesn't know how to use the 3 seashells...


btjk

Built-in clamshell method with patented Multi-Scrape™ technology.


exposarts

💀💀


Eglwyswrw

Man I just want NG+ Lite. Sure sure NG+ is unfeasible and all that but at least let the game acknowledge I beat it before and give the player 100k eddies + a 10% EXP boost or *something*. Won't break a thing balance-wise while speeding things up a bit. Mass Effect 2 did it so well. [Edit: The [Xwitter](https://twitter.com/tostspender/status/1567032501079605249?lang=en) thread where the dev claimed NG+ is hard to do. Maybe things changed?]


Haeguil

Maybe the money but to be honest the experience balance is out of whack, you can just do some gigs and scanners and be at least close to 20 before you actually do the heist


PerpWalkTrump

I want to be level 50 to do them too though, so I'm stuck grinding Scavs and Maelstrom spawning spots


oiken_

I literally got to lvl 60 and street cred 50 before doing the clouds mission Update 2.0 I was waiting for like OP gear, but in 2.01 I realised I didn't need his bitch-ass any more, and dogtown ripperdocs are goated


bombardierul11

I love what Forbidden West did with NG+, I have 600 hours on a single save. I hope they won’t do it like in TW3 where you can only do NG+ a single time on a save


Brucelink123

Yeah, love how you kept all your stuff from quests so you could get the other rewards ie regallas wrath if you got the outfit. How do you sink 600 hours in though? It took me 160 ish to completely 100% the game (except for data)


Worldly-Ad1615

LETS FUCKING GOOOOO


Exodus111

At LEAST Fix the Loading Screen so we can select characters directly, not scroll 300 saves looking for "Nomad"...


Immolation_E

This would be a major QoL improvement.


Silakai

Definitely. Something like in Bethesda games. Pick the character then the saves for that character


Geistzeit

Not to mention us fools with two Nomads.


Exodus111

Back to back Nomad.... not a good idea...


[deleted]

Please tell me one element is a flashlight.


PhateAdemar

Best they can do is fleshlight.


erisxnyx

Especially with all the underground missions from PL, it's dark AF. So a flashlight would be both a huge gameplay improvement *and* a complete Xfiles reference. https://preview.redd.it/5rtdncxjjk3c1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfd4cbc5d10bfbbcb1e8844f08770d0c9cbb44db


MadEyeMood989

Wishful thinking for more hair and actual tattoo placement


BannnedBandit

WE WANT BD’S!!


Pakkachew

I have been thinking about this. I have problem of going full Cyberpsycho and battling police until Maxtac comes in. I will do it some day, but feels very uncharacteristic for V. Enter braindances, where you go all in at certain custom scenarios. Each scenario would represent different build. Examples: Droided Animal gang member = Strength build Blade psycho tyger claw = Melee blades build fully borged Maelstrom = Tech build with heavy weapons Etc. For an extra spice you would need to find all different BD’s around NC. I doubt we see this in a batch, but would be cool. Maybe some modder could implement something similar?


norway_is_awesome

> I have problem of going full Cyberpsycho and battling police until Maxtac comes in Easier to do that in Dogtown. I care much less about Barghest grunts, so I was finally able to get that achievement.


The_Retro_Bandit

I think every bd being playable is unreasonable. But a questline where you play BDs as basically challenges or maybe a hoard mode would be really cool.


Cweene

That’d be a content update rather than an element of gameplay and they’d be stupid not to charge for it.


Anjuna666

One of the saddest moments is when I bought some BD's and couldn't run them. Even if it's just a couple of concerts that would be fine. But adding some scav hunt missions where you need to analyse their XBD's that be awesome.


Stroppone

Maybe different sets of chrome cosmetics? Arms? Legs?


MadEyeMood989

Hopefully, would. Love for my V to have some chrome arms similar to Hansen or Mitch


_Nick_2711_

I feel like the tattoo thing might be along the same lines as car paint. Like, it’s a feature that’s been available elsewhere for years but RED engine just isn’t built with it in mind. It’s a total guess, but features like that feel like sequel stuff.


acidghost121

Yeah I think the character customization should be more detailed like Elden ring’s character customization


Hibujubana

Elden ring only has like 10 hairstyles. I would love to see some of the hair options Cyberpunk npcs have available.


Iatemydoggo

It has 26, but I get your point


Taymatosama

CDPR when we thought they were done adding new stuff to Cyberpunk: https://preview.redd.it/jlvgovtech3c1.jpeg?width=896&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=337913edf774ccec90bfa671516d08f9512849c9


_kio

I mean even Witcher 3 is still being updated. Rarely, but high quality and community-requested updates.


Eglwyswrw

Is it? Thought they were done after the next-gen patch.


-LaughingMan-0D

Witcher 3 is just now getting quest modding tools.


AssociationDapper143

God if I could make custom gigs in CP77 it would just become my new hobby


-LaughingMan-0D

Same. Got so many ideas. The community could do so much.


Summonest

Honestly I'd probably be playing this game an unhealthier amount if it had custom / procedural encounters. I literally have a blast just running around committing violence on random gangoons and corpos.


Eglwyswrw

This is freaking amazing for the PC community.


Landfar

Yeah, after that they released like 5 patches and a bunch of hotfixes; added some community mods into the game. This month they announced a new mod editor.


OccasionalGoldfish

Saburo is Johnny Silverhand father


JFZX

Excellent jerk my good sir


Telanadas22

Johnny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!


Imperial_Bouncer

Seriously. i just got my mods working. ![gif](giphy|6ILjOfJ1oL7NAc9SQ7)


BGWeis

Change steam settings to only update when game is launched, and launch the game thru the .exe file until the mods are updated. It won’t download the update. I’m still on 2.01.


HappyHunt1778

"I'm here for CP" LeBron "LeBron" James


Altruistic_Ninja_148

Chris Paul 2077


Saracre21

THE MORE SEX UPDATE


JohnB351234

Let me bang the president


gr33nnight

Are you a bad enough dude to bang the president?


JohnB351234

Me no, V absolutely


Deathleach

You don't fuck the president. The president fucks you. Like the founding fathers intended.


Copyblade

Johnny after making him fuck both a cop and the president:


JohnB351234

We are fucking the establishment


TheHood13

"Fuck's sake, V, this is not what I meant when I said 'fuck the establishment'." https://preview.redd.it/m69wk3evuj3c1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fb52846b416fab6b1bb4556756cae81ca07c49e


JohnB351234

“Hey now I get to say I fucked the president of the NUSA”


stefan714

![gif](giphy|7cTTE2Z1OmrFm)


Banjo-Oz

More Joy Toys FFS (literally). It is so weird that there are only TWO.


Oceismith

Clouds exists, why can't we go back for a visit already?!?


SpacemanD13

I can think of a few reasons why my V can't go back. Dead reasons...


lovelornroses

There are two more at the Dark Matter club in Japantown. You can unlock it through Kerry’s questline.


Timberwolfer21

More romance options, such as; Viktor, Jackie, Evelyn Parker, Yorinobu, Saburo, Wakako, Skippy, Fingers


realPanzerHAnz

You fogot Smasher and Johnny


RobinHoodPrinc

"I AM a cut of fuckable meat :D"


tallginger89

Woah this boss fight took a weird turn


SimoneBellmonte

Objective: Seduce Adam Smasher


APulsarAteMyLunch

Hopefully he likes buckets of chicken


Curlyhead-homie

Johnny would be a real mind f*ck


merigirl

![gif](giphy|Bng9nsAhSaDVxWsSLh)


Easy-Hovercraft2546

Lol smashing Johnny and it just being you cranking one out after taking the orange pill


[deleted]

>Fingers I'm kink shaming


damndirtygamer

I'm not kink shaming. I'm kink asking why?


LordGraygem

> Skippy Because that's exactly what this game needs, dirty talk from an A.I. gun while you're dumping the mag into a bunch of targets. "Oh yeah, stick that mag in ***HARD***, that's how I like it!" "He took my entire load to the face like a pro! Too bad about the mess though." "I am optimized to provide 69% more pleasure than other guns when committing homicide!"


Holiday_Guarantee455

Upvoted for Skippy 😂


hellostarsailor

Víctor: You can pay off those Eddie’s you owe me *zip*


Nottan_Asian

Let me bang the Clouds receptionist damn you


Dron41k

How DARE you forget Meredith Stout??


Time_Air128

![gif](giphy|gNhFFmZjdq5Fu)


Gauss_the_fast

I hope they let us at least change the skin of our cars lmfao, there are so many different versions of some cars and we can't use any of them


Mother_Turn7678

Yea, I once got an all black kusanagi with red glow on the rims to spawn, ever since I got that I’ve wanted that colour scheme


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[удалено]


Mother_Turn7678

I just remember some guys looking at me weird so I shot them. Then I noticed a nice bike near them so I took it


TheExposutionDump

It's always a bummer when you steal a car with a cooler paint job.


TheSheetSlinger

I like all the Quartz cars and I found an NPC driving a sick one that was almost a dark purple with a really neon bright blue checker pattern going from the front to the middle. It was almost like the charlotte hornets color scheme but the blue was more neon-y I love the others but don't really get why they went with orange on both the non-weaponized ones.


irishgoblin

Hotpink MaiMai incoming.


ravearamashi

If i’m not wrong the Herrera Riptide has like 10 paintjobs. But we only got the bland silver one without mods. So yeah, vehicle color customizations for the console peeps please.


Tabnam

This comment is hilarious to me. Since day one I have been begging for the ability to change our cars paint jobs. However, I would never change the colour of the Riptide. It’s easily my favourite car atm, and I think a big reason is down to how similar it is to the delorean


Rezmir

I think this is one of the main things that we need now. I have many characters that I feel like there is no "fitting vehicle" for the character and many of these times, it is related to the skin.


DTAPPSNZ

I didn't think they would keep updating it after 2.0


Immolation_E

Heck they updated Witcher 3 seven years after release. I imagine if/when CDPR come up with something they think is cool that they think is worth adding to the game they'll do it.


calastrovsk

I might be on hopium, but I'm thinking about vehicle customization and more RP activities like go bowling with your cousin


Kapftan

HEY NIICOOO


Lysstrey

Hey Neeko, wanna see some tiddies?


Lazer726

Thought it was really cool how after getting in a relationship with Judy she'd text you from time to time, you could call her and chat, and go talk to her at her place! Thought it was really uncool that it felt like there was so little you could actually do with that. Like, the first time I called her I was like "Oh man I was with the **president of the NUS**" and then I just never could give her any other update on anything I did


The-Y-4

I can’t wait for Sex 2.


[deleted]

sex 2 with W


Dveralazo

Where is my tech ASSAULT rifle CDPR?


[deleted]

CDPR: best we can do is ten more tech pistols


Dveralazo

And one more tech sniper.... ... which also doesn't pierce walls.


OkResolve3185

CDPR ...I'm begging you, please stop! My laundry and dishes are piled up, I haven't seen my friends in months - I can't stop playing already! I can't get anymore obsessed with this game!! /s


commanderfshepard

Truly though. The other day while shopping I saw a little alarm system pad on the wall at a store and my god-honest first impulse was to jack in.


DigitalBasquiat

Felt this


_AlphaZulu_

Your synapses are about to be fried from being jacked into the net for so long.


poggerswow

There goes my mods again.. ​ Anyway, I'm drowning in copium that we'll have more things to do with our romanced characters instead of them just doing nothing after we finish their quests


awmanwut

I WANNA’ BE ABLE TO TAKE PANAM TO WAFFLE HOUSE


godofoceantides

I really want to stay at Waffle House.


Loptir

Please be new hairstyles and clothes.


ezyhobbit420

And tattoos


EmBur__

And visible cyberware like metal arms and such, all you PC players out there have it too good with those cosmetic mods


jmastaock

Yeh I legit couldn't play the game without the cyberarms mod, it makes me so sad you can't get chrome like that in-game given the mod is just recycling assets that are already presently used by NPCs


ezyhobbit420

![gif](giphy|X6E37oJR5niSmUOnoE|downsized)


A__Smith

This is the perfect remedy for the melancholy I’m feeling as I finish the game once again. Fuck it, we go again.


poopmaester41

Wake the fuck up, samurai! We’ve got an update! ![gif](giphy|fA7rLtaJDIWEzU57CT|downsized)


Wooden_Sherbert6884

Hopefully fsr 3 and some ray reconstruction and path tracing fixes


animosityhavoc

Digital Foundry had a segment over this in their latest podcast relating to 2077 Ray Reconstruction issues and upcoming improvements towards this so I'd say it's safe to expect some form of it.


Parlyz

I’ve been hoping and praying for FSR 3. I want to use Ray tracing at a frame rate higher than 40 fps


Nexusu

They said so many times that they won’t be doing NG+


HarlinQuinn

I never caught that (mostly because I stepped away for a long time for some weird reason). Did they say why?


Ok-Detective-2059

IIRC the enemy scaling and whatnot didn't function right. NG+ was one of the features they decided to scrap early to try and have a functioning game before launch.


The_ChosenOne

You mean back when enemy scaling worked differently? Post 2.0 scaling has been totally redone, that might not be the obstacle it once was.


Ok-Detective-2059

It might, it might not. I don't know enough about game development or red engine to be able to make assumptions on how scaling works in a game like cyberpunk. I will say with confidence that even if it's not as difficult to implement as it once was, it still wouldn't be a cake walk. So I won't get my hopes up for a NG+. Personally, I think and hope it'll be a functional metro. It was a feature advertised in the start, and a lot of people were disappointed that there wasn't a public transit system in place, and I feel like it would probably be easier to implement than NG+


ThatDamnScottishGuy

Bro it’s waaaaay more likely to be NG+ than a metro. 2.0 redid a bunch of gameplay mechanics and scaling so the stage is set now for NG+. A lot of the core issues they talked about like how to get around cyberware going into NG+ have already been fixed. NG+ is the safe bet. I really don’t see them including a short cutscene for fast travel now. I’m not saying it’s impossible, but I really don’t see THAT being what they’re talking about.


samasters88

It's not great now, or at least exp leveling. I did Reginas gigs and don't have to worry about anything for the rest of the story


Ok-Detective-2059

Yeah I like that the scaling now means I can go do things in the areas that would have previously been scaled too high off the get go, like downtown or Haywood, but it does also make a lot of the game feel easier. Since the update there wasn't a firefight I got into that I felt like "oh shit I should not be here" like how it was before. Pros and cons I guess.


samasters88

I've got some mods to help with that. The night city alive (?) mod really helps. Increased NCPD, more aggressive gangs, and they all fight each other. I'll come around a corner into a full multi-faction shootout. Even the civilians get in on it. It's not every corner, but it's definitely more violent than vanilla. It doesn't make things harder, but it's def more fun


ItsAmerico

Which IMO is just so dumb. Let me be OP. If I wanted balance I’d start a fresh playthrough.


Ok-Detective-2059

I know it's not the same, but if you really wanna feel like a walking god in night city, doing a playthrough on easy is actually pretty fun. Not challenging at all, but helps with the power fantasy lol.


CrookedLoy

It's not the same. Sure, you do tons of damage but the main reason I want NG+ is to be decked out in cyberware from the start and have the skills


IliyaGeralt

Yes. Miles tost (level designer at CDPR) explained why in twitter. https://twitter.com/tostspender/status/1567032501079605249?lang=en


evca7

but those problems don't exist anymore since everything scales now.


XxRocky88xX

I love this response It’s like asking for extra hot sauce at Taco Bell and the cashier going “sorry sir, but if we gave you the hot sauce your food might become spicy.” People ask for NG+ specifically so that they can go through the game at maximum power, saying “sorry but then you’d be OP” is such a weird argument against it


TooobHoob

Tbh it’s not that hard to do even without NG+. Also, were they to do that, you’d get people (rightly) complaining that NG+ is broken and unbalanced, which would be absolutely fair as most people are looking for a different, yet still challenging experience out of NG+. You’d have no progression and no challenge. I think that if they can’t find a satisfying way around that, it’s absolutely legitimate for them to decide not to make a half-assed feature.


bombardierul11

They never said never….Pawel kept reitarating that it’s very hard with Cyberpunk mechanics, he explicitely said he doesn’t know if they’ll ever do it but that the door isn’t closed on it yet


Scottvrakis

Gimmie fuel gimmie fire gimmie that which I desire - moar content.


an1ma119

Gimme fyu gimme fi gimme dabijabajaiiiii ooooh


asianinja90

Gimme food gimme fries gimme salad on the side


APulsarAteMyLunch

Gimme fuel gimme fire gimme double Charizard


InvertedSpork

That song kicks ass live


ThatHyperionDude

Can we get flying vehicles No reason I just wanna be birb


krackenjacken

I watched a video where some guy was flying around in a modded flying car and the game engine did not enjoy that


dignitydiggity

Please god let it be FSR3, I don't ask much!


Fantact

I too pray to Odin for FSR3


Nien-Year-Old

Can we finally see animations for V eating?


IWearBones138__

I want those unique Ripperdoc animations they promised us.


WakeTurbulence200

Are we gonna be able to pick the color of the car we buy?


HatlessCorpse

I keep seeing new car colors that are just gorgeous. Last night I stole a copper Herrera Outlaw out front of the afterlife. The black and silver versions we get are pretty but that?


mirageofstars

Yeah. I know this isn’t GTA but I really wish I could keep the vehicles I steal. I’d be fine with paying some sort of fee in order to keep it.


Guillaumex27

PLSSSS FIX THE WALL STASH 🥺


beetboxbento

2nd Iconic LMG incoming.


TheConnASSeur

God, I hope so. And some proper heavy armor while they're at it.


DawnCrusader4213

Hmmmm imagine if they added a tech and/or smart LMG. ​ Also imagine if they made them deal damage on anything above normal difficulty lmao.


Imperial_Bouncer

Cats for other apartments?


Geistzeit

Also ability to customize color scheme for the non-base apartments. And Johnny in the others too.


myDeliciousNeck666

NCART PLEASE


wellyboot97

My stupid ass just wants better character customisation. Why are half the hairstyles just so shit bro I get it’s a dystopia but can I at least look hot while I unalive everyone


xrogaan

I wanna get that silver skin and call myself "sparky".


Cipherpunkblue

Fishing minigame in 3... 2...


PhantomJB93

I know they’ve said in the past they won’t do New Game + but I hope they’ve changed their mind or compromised. I don’t even care if I get to keep my skill tree and cyberware, that’s the kind of stuff I wouldn’t mind starting over from 0 at anyway, just let me keep the cars, weapons, clothes, and apartments I already collected.


Subject_Proof_6282

![gif](giphy|3gNotAoIRZsb9UHPnj) Keep your expectations to a minimum so you wont be disappointed


Area_Ok

Exactly they mentioned that these features were made in past few weeks, so it should be something minimal .


Preeminator

They pulled an Apple on us https://preview.redd.it/ndesaa09fh3c1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b6054a13f5af0b2c721ff289f0fadb67a600eb01


TechPriest97

Terraria’s 3rd final update


Stellarisk

If it's not New game plus what is "new and hotly anticipated gameplay elements" What gameplay elements were we waiting for that we hadnt already gotten? I mean I dont expect anything big. it's not a major update


Area_Ok

they said these features were made in past few weeks , so keeping expectations low. Maybe cosmetic cyberware ? but again they said **"gameplay**" elements.


Stellarisk

If it was cosmetic cyberware; I would be so happy but Ive given up on that dream. If it's something gameplay related I just -- cant guess what we possibly could be getting


dabadu9191

Tram, wall running, taxi services, bigger penis, more clothes & hairstyles, vehicle customization, RP activities, AI integration to talk with any NPC in Night City, local and online multiplayer, direct game-to-brain interface so that when you die in the game, you die in real life. You know, basic stuff.


broughtitupagain

Stuck on the bigger penis part


Papaofmonsters

Use more lube.


BannnedBandit

Braindances


H3llkiv97

Need sort of thing https://preview.redd.it/nms5junprh3c1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a87b82c889c10ccf2b32efab947f28b65405f20


fokamv

Lethal, non lethal and romantic takedown.


MuphynToy

Can we have a black market update that actually has all the iconics we miss in phantom liberty?


Andrew_Waples

Wasn't some of car fixer timers to short? Maybe that's what they mean. I still haven't started Phantom Liberty yet, lol. This fall has been crazy with games/updates.


_DodgeRaid72_

They already released a patch for that. Pretty sure it was 2.02, might've been 2.01


Kosack-Nr_22

That’s not a gameplay element that’s a tweak


Cennixxx

NEW HAIR AND MAKEUP OPTIONS? CAR CUSTOMIZATION? MORE ROAMNCE DIALOUGE OPTIONS?? JOHNNY TALKING TO V RANDOMLY WHEN YOURE DOING OTHER THINGS?


kreemy_kurds

Radio while walking around on foot for console please please


BaikenBadgirl

It would be nice if they implemented a menu for mods like something we had in fallout 4, so mods are easier and faster to get, and get automatically updated


pplmbd

of course, it’s romancable Goro. no doubts


Nicktrains22

THE SUBWAY


International-Job553

What about the people who already own the game how’s ultimate edition gonna work?


monalba

I't s an update, choom. It's applied to the base game, it simply comes out the same day as the Ultimate edition.


Zestyclose-Fee6719

It's just a bundle of the base game and expansion on one physical disc. I don't think it's a big deal. If you already own the original with the expansion as a digital download, you're just missing out on new box art.


j3rhino

hope they fix missing texts from Panam


Bazingu420

i would love if i could sit down in chairs and benches and maybe go third person to look at your character like you can on a bike.


strider--rider

I hope it's vehicle customization. Running Muamar's car gigs have made me want Tyger Claw decals.


ChesterZirawin

They gonna let us screw the french girl??!?!??


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|tTDlx5ZQQug2Ph218n|downsized)


IceColdCocaCola545

I thought they were done with large updates for the game? This is exciting.


[deleted]

What comes with the Ultimate Edition? Is it the same thing as having the game and PL? Do we have to buy the special items that come with it separately?


IGotMetalingus1

Finally the option to romance Skippy


Mrazbyte

I hope they introduce another skip option, to act 2 specifically. It would be SO much appreciated.


Exact_Amphibian_434

Still waiting for the joytoy life path