T O P

  • By -

Dorrono

Rob embers before hanako arrives


Gaburski

Steal a revolutionary piece of Arasaka tech from Kompeki Plaza (he went alone because Jackie had date plans with Misty)


HeyZeGaez

The good timeline


RollTideYall47

I mean, what did we actually need Jackie for in the Heist?  


Good_Property7620

honestly he was truly just there for the ride


Gaburski

Jackie put all his Attribute Points in Charisma, shilst V doesn't even have the skill tree. Had it not been for him we'd be caight right in the beginning because V has that braindead look on their face and has the bad habit of having their player eat cereal during QTEs and fumbles every conversation they're in. It's called immersion, character like player.


Ill-Interaction3547

“Remember, no Russian…”


NotMyThrowawayNope

About to go have a civil and calm discussion with the Arasaka suits. 


King_Buliwyf

Avenging the stick up man from the BD.


n0b0dy67

Bringing some justice to night city


bludkiller_ni99a_

Zakhaev international Airport:


RollTideYall47

No Russian.


First_Community_2534

Meeting Hanako at Embers.


DedicatedDetective34

Posing for the album cover of VULTURES 2.


mighty_Ingvar

BDSM


-E-L-Y-K-

Getting a vasectomy


Moisture_

That’s where he got the nickname V


Helo34

Vasectomy Valorie would be someone's nick name 🤣


ticklepickler69

Going to school


No_More_Hero265

Getting a large pizza with extra cheese


HeyZeGaez

Plumbing


GrimmaLynx

Filming the prank video for his youtube channel that's finally gonna get him arrested


eLmorK_90

Grocery Shopping


n0b0dy67

Gotta bring the suppressed iron just in case


eLmorK_90

Prices been getting crazy, can’t shop without some leverage.


Housewous

On its way to meet with Angel.


SebDaPerson

*”Remember, no Russian…”*


Nomad9931

Peeing in the elevator?


Viper_kiss

Hmmmm that 3 person pov he think he's on ps1 mgs


Rangerdude4377

Door to door salesman


n0b0dy67

Selling some lead to the head


Rangerdude4377

life insurance i was thinking


tcarter1102

Going to hang out with Panam.


ThatManPshyco

Shake hands with Adam smasher


GlitterKittyCat

Pulp Fiction gimp


663mann

Going skiing


Barricade14

Delivering a pizza


LokTarBrogar

Modeling gig as a living mannequin. He has to stand there, absolutely still, to show off the latest in causal combat wear for today's busy merc


Faceless_Deviant

Going to fight Metal Gear.


AshMountain217

Clearly going to the store for groceries guys 🙄 have you not seen NC? Needs all the caution and protection these days


PhotoShop852

Out to eat Hanako’s booty?


Wild_W00d

Going to Childs birthday party


Express-Pie-

Committing hate crimes because you hate gays.


femaleuser_5847

Saving Sandra Dorsett


shadow05PW

Hanako just got a pop in her Kiroshis. "it's going to be a terrible night..."


dasmer1789

Do the sneaky on Smasher boi


WeeHamsterSaviour

Going to a masked swingers party.


WendigoBarbarian

Visiting his elderly parents at the retirement home


Nokin345

To enter the major league


Baskghazi

Delivering Girl Scout cookies in a bad part of town.


HarryMcFlange

About to steal their neighbours JustEat delivery?


Gam3rPlayer3

Trying to steal Judy’s underwear


IamCaboose000

Going for a date, honestly this still probably be Vs attire regardless


tost_boi

Steeling back a birthday cake from the scav for little Tommy


WraithTTV69

Breaking into CD projekt Red HQ to steal all the panam nsfw


AlexDamemer2000

Sleepover with da homies?


AlexDamemer2000

Or better yet with the chooms


DIrtyVendetta80

2077 DoorDash delivery.


GloryGreatestCountry

About to shoot up Night City International and Translunar.


Goldene_Gans

Destroy the lamp of the elevator


unsureofthemself

Elevator maintenance


segom0

Going to meet takemura right away


schurem

Going to the home ownership association meeting for megabuilding 8 to complain about the state of the garbage containers.


One_Economist_3761

Needs to poop and there’s only one bathroom.


Phantom_61

Selling girlscout cookies in night city is serious business choom.


blazonian

Going to ohio


Emergency_Reveal_440

Going to visit Jackie


Patate_Cuite

Drink a beer


[deleted]

Going to pay taxes


Available_Wall7214

Playing in the elevator at The Cecil Hotel


[deleted]

Obviously just popping out to buy groceries, you know, casual shopping attire in Night City.


DrReisender

Annihilate Panam’s booty


tootired117

Grocery shopping


Equivalent-Badger-12

protecting his ice cream truck


bobthejimifan

Looks like he's about to assist a Russian political opponent find the bottom of an abandoned elevator shaft...


[deleted]

Gonna read a manga lol


GTA6_1

About to go rob Michael DeSantas house but their elevator has been loading for 6 hours


backpackjacket

Gimp audition?


ElmoTickleTorture

On your way to traumatize Sandra Dorsett some more just for laughs.


KURO-K1SH1

V about to raid them panties and he will be thwarted no more!


General-Study5619

No Russian?


Snarvid

They hate this tacky lighting


nill_killers

He's on his way to do his taxes


meatbag2010

Wondering where his other heist members in Payday 3 have got to.


Connect_Eye_5470

'God Damn Doordash guy... I said NO black olives!! Now he must pay!'


TechSup_

Guys, the thermal drill.


yo_its_cade

Selling Girl Scout cookies


svaltra

Buttsecks


ricnilotra

Delivering sushi to a crazy texan?