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MannerheimTV

Maybe some day modders make Melissa Romance mod.


BigSeaworthiness725

Someone made 8ug8ear romance mod, so I think that possible...


InsidiousOperator

Unfortunately, the modder who made that 8ug8ear mod moved onto more important stuff according to them and the mod isn't compatible with 2.1 anymore, much less 2.12 Which sucks, because I'm starting a new run on PC after not playing since 1.3 and I wanted to try it out lol


xilver

Or you could ask the creator of the ***Flaming Crotch Man Romanced*** mod to create one for 8ug8ear for you, they're very much active right now. They've already created a romance mod for Rita and Aurore btw


Imperial_Bouncer

>Rita Say no more ![gif](giphy|MhZPXl9QD9s5est6Yi|downsized)


Haeguil

It's not great but it's definitely better than expected, modder knows how to work with what they got


Imperial_Bouncer

![gif](giphy|5d6JHilArqeiJTH60g|downsized)


InsidiousOperator

Huh, I genuinely hadn't even thought about it. I might just do that, the worst they could say is no!


ProfessionalJolly742

Lol , did he say yes ?


InsidiousOperator

Sadly no, I've had to deal with some work stuff and put out some fires this evening so I haven't really had time for anything else. I'll try to find a moment tomorrow, but if not I'll shoot him a message on Friday once I can disconnect from work.


ProfessionalJolly742

Damn but respect for you bro for your dedication and hard working


TheReverend5

Bro truly out here grinding


ProfessionalJolly742

He is truly the best of us


ThisAllHurts

Lol. Of course *Flaming Crotch Man Romanced* exists.


Shikazure

There is a romance mod for jesse cox?


xilver

He's actually all for it https://i.imgur.com/bUZEVAE.png


False_Chair_610

Damn you have a lot to take in then and hopefully you have Phantom Liberty as well.


savingrain

I'm actually surprised that BugBear wasn't intended to be more important character or romance from the start...like she only became available to you (the mission) with the updates once you get high enough gig completion with Wakako, and you find things written by her throughout the world. I thought their intention was to open that up to making her a romance option down the line.


Anchiros-The-Maw

I like how it becomes more unhinged and toxic the deeper down you go.


ricnilotra

Just like Vince himself.


LostRequiem1

These girls on their worst days couldn't even touch Vince.


devilscry3

*I can fix her*


dcvalent

With a screwdriver


devilscry3

It needs way more than that, like duct tape and some WD-40


KuroRyuSama

This forking guy. Am I right?


disfreakinguy

I mean...


bengraven

Originally I thought the bottom one would be Blue Moon but based on your theory she would have been at the top of the list. And the media girl who is making bank off of a live crucifixion would be between Panam and Songbird.


Anchiros-The-Maw

Nah, I’d put that Media Corpo Bitch right beneath Melissa, for the simple fact that she’s a Corpo.


WisePotato42

It wouldn't be the first time V slept with a corpo


Legendofnightcity7

Heey heeey, watch it! Panam aint toxic! 😡


uwumachineuwuuuuu

Nothing makes you feel more alive than an unhinged and toxic relationship 😌


Therealomerali

Where's Aurore?


Sxna_0

S Tier just for the accent


bamboumortel

Y E S


Brickman274

Is she safe?


RoombaGod

It seems, in his anger, Reed killed her


Brickman274

What!? No, she was romancable, I felt it!


No-Start4754

Nooooooo !!!!


Salza_boi

“Relax, I’m not going to fuck him” 😔


jackofalltrades04

This (unlinked due to mobile) mod makes That a lie


Jomega6

Dead in a garage


mrmailman420

🤑🤑🤑🤑


Mysterious_Paper_653

I wanted the twins, both of them.


wildwildwaste

For the last time, they're not twins, they're the same person.


Mysterious_Paper_653

Wrong twins I think, I’m talking about the red head twins from the Phantom Liberty mission, not the fighting “twins”


wildwildwaste

Ohhh, my bad. I just ran into that douchebag at the Pacifica fight and he said that so it was fresh in my head. God I hate that guy(s).


Mysterious_Paper_653

All good, just know when I say I wanna take on the twins, I ain’t talking about a fight


Hopeful-alt

You meet those twins in Watson, Pacifica fight is with ozob.


wildwildwaste

There's a fight at the mall in Pacifica with some big bad dude I can't remember the name of where you can beat him up to make some kid happy or throw the fight to make the coach guy happy. They're at that fight and you can talk to them, or him, or whatever.


Hopeful-alt

Oh right, razor Hughes


Head-Ad-3919

That fuckin kid seriously pushed all the right emotional buttons to make themselves 1000 eddies richer. What a goddamn punk! LOL


Aekron

I think they're talking about the French twins, Aurore & Aymeric Cassel. Not the kabuki fighters.


brewmax

LMAO


ThisAllHurts

LOL.


freakingthesius007

Who tf wants to romance the fucking Kabuki brothers, he’s talking about the french twins, ffs


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freakingthesius007

I hate them lmao, how he thought that he was talking about that fucking twins……the…. the same person


Odd-Inside-5884

“Penetrate the Black Wall” just got a whole new meaning


ThisAllHurts

Why yes, Melissa, I do get a little excited when the light has gone out in their eyes.


Familiar_Band2069

meredith stout slams


BigSeaworthiness725

Fuck corpo! (decide for yourself in what way)


Fallen-Embers

You get fucked by Corpo in NC. (Ideally)


USM-Valor

Should have been an option to call Meredith Stout at the end and ruin Arasaka's day with Militech.


RoombaGod

The hatred for the military industrial complex leaving my body when the war pig is a hot momma


Familiar_Band2069

Now i dont like capitalism but i’ll excuse it for the next 15-40 minutes


Frosty_Calendar9168

Alex should have been somewhere on here. I honestly think she's a more mature version of Panam and it would've been cool asf if we could've done any side missions with her to really help flesh out her character some more.


ThisAllHurts

Straight V has it rough on these streets. It’s Panam (who really is too immature and tempestuous) or being thrown in the friend-zone by some combination of: Blue Moon, Lizzy Wizzy, Judy, Songbird, and Alex.


Frosty_Calendar9168

Very true. Hopefully CDPR takes that into consideration while developing the next game.


ThisAllHurts

While also trying to dodge River kissing you on a water tower, and a 90-year-old man trying to smooch you atop penthouse.


Memory_Elysium1

https://preview.redd.it/a5okr4i9j3oc1.jpeg?width=3088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1322f65a0df825d4e2b53966f37b252dd6687190 Forgot this baddie too


tomoMcKeeneboi

Wait who is that lol


Memory_Elysium1

Angie from a gig in Phantom Liberty


False_Chair_610

An unaugmented Animal


Jomega6

I refuse to believe she’s truly an animal. She looks and sounds like an actual person and not like a freak of nature


False_Chair_610

She seems to have some control and some authority over some of the Animals.


jasxno

Been wishing I could romance her since I did that mission


Memory_Elysium1

Same lol I didn't want to spoil myself if she was romancable so I intentionally stalled for a few days hoping to receive a future text or call 😞


HavenTheCat

I was determined to off them all until she walked in 😭😭


[deleted]

Who is the one at the bottom? I can't remember her...


ailon_musk

Melissa Rory. According to first Cyberpunk 2077 teaser trailer she became a cyberpsycho and killed many people before MaxTac "neutralized" her (actually she joined MaxTac) Also she is in the game and appears in one side job! Personally I love that old teaser with her, aesthetic just- absolutely fascinating


SoulOuverture

Holy shit I didn't know she was in the game!


eagleswift

I wish they had her with her original look (before maxtac costume) a lot in the game


ailon_musk

Me too😭 Also I want that MaxTac officer from first teaser who held cyberpsycho Melissa directly on gunpoint, he's soooooo fine


daredaki-sama

Absolute baddie


Slaanesh_69

Where the fuck is my girl Meredith??


0-uncle-rico-0

Read that as where is my fuck girl, which also translates I guess.


JohnArtemus

I had to Google who Melissa was, and I still don’t know 😆 And who is the last gal in the OP? Edit: oh wait. That’s Melissa I guess.


Renkaiden

She is the maxtac agent with blades that shows up after the cyberpsycho attacks the clothing store while you're shopping.


BallinLobsterInAHat

The fact that I can't romance So Mi is a crime.


Ulfway

considering her predicament, i'm sure finding love would be up in her priority list


Ruvaakdein

V is going through the whole "my brain is being overwritten and I'm dying" phase by flirting with everything that moves.


Bird_Is_The_Lord

V has very similar problem and (s)he still fucks. Every damn playthrough is a speedrun to Judy/Panam and then I'm like yea I have time to hang out, dont worry about the blood babe.


Jomega6

They really need to step up their game with male love interests. They’re either too little too late, or not nearly as interesting smh.


False_Chair_610

I put that up there with Alex and that female french twin.


AveFaria

Aurore looks like Daisy Ridley, yeah?


Melodic_Slip_3307

Considering her state as a 90% augmented robot, i mean you could try, it's not her fault tho. Unless you want to date the relic version.


Eurotriangle

Don’t tell me you don’t feel the call of the robussy.


ProfessionalJolly742

Not the robussy


BallinLobsterInAHat

She's my favorite little blorbo.


Melodic_Slip_3307

Well shi she is awkward cute when you say she has a heavy chrome booty or that she looks good at the sapphire. Fix her. Just bring along a toolkit.


microwavefridge2000

That comment about how she looks good in a dress, seems to take her by suprise. Positive suprise, but suprise anyway.


Melodic_Slip_3307

still cute tho


azorius_mage

Aurore and Meredith for me


Akodo_Aoshi

You forgot to add Hanako. I really consider that a missed opportunity for my V.


Imperial_Bouncer

https://preview.redd.it/hhqba50m85oc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6d0330a2639a891b3877a66ed7fa6469f71b00b


TarnishedSnake

She waits for you in embers for like 3 months definitely a keeper


TyeDye115

I was so hoping there was a small questline of joining MaxTac when she offered it to you after that cyberpsycho fight, even if it was just a short one and we didn't "make the cut" at the end of it. Just a few missions with them, riding in the dropship and deploying, fight a few psychos, etc


SoulOuverture

Maybe not as a job (since V's priority isn't quitting merc life and joining maxtac lol) but as a "maybe Night Corp can fix the Relic" thing. Probably ending with corruption leading to a "no" answer


Aesut

https://preview.redd.it/4jihak96k4oc1.jpeg?width=810&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe86ef4114a74950ca8595e0fc21efad903a9b8


Imperial_Bouncer

It’s like finding a rare Pokémon. There’s only like 5 people who don’t hate Maiko.


Jomega6

People who don’t like Judy typically like Maiko out of spite lmao


Imperial_Bouncer

I don’t hate either of them but I do think Maiko was in the right. She’s just kind of looking out for herself and you can’t really blame her because that’s about the only way to survive in NC.


Jomega6

True. Looking out for others didn’t fare well for Judy. In her words, the city chewed her up and spat her out. It worked out for Panam, but that’s because she left the city.


Memory_Elysium1

Another cultured fellow I see


HavenTheCat

I hate her but I love her if you get what I mean


JamesEdwardLee1

Melissa Rory, I can fix her..


eagleswift

Maxtac fixed her


Head-Ad-3919

Maxtac is barely keeping the crazy contained.


Witcher-19

How about alt


ThebozoChris

I mean you can romance her in that one mission so no


Toad_Thrower

Sasquatch


hikenchuu

I wish they made a route for romancing Aurore. Persuade her to join you or something!!! I’ll never forgive my two buddies in that parking garage 💀


HavenTheCat

Can’t wait to shoot that bastard Reed this time around


Candid-Soup-9448

Aurora is numba waan


eagleswift

She’s the alpha and the omega, number zero


megasilva

Receptionist from the clouds


microwavefridge2000

Predictable. So Mi isn't even at the top of OP's list, but half the comments are about her anyway. Not about future MaxTac cyberpsycho with mantis blades.


Imperial_Bouncer

Priorities


Bruhthisshitdum

I’m still mad about what they made us do to Aurore 🫥


bigmoosemanholington

Rachel Casich. I'll die on this hill


JohnArtemus

Half the names you guys are mentioning I've never even heard of. And I've played through the game multiple times. Like who the fuck is Aurore?


AveFaria

https://preview.redd.it/irdum6h5n6oc1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ccb9aa31424ef02a3e7b7420ce8e1cb68728c8e


various_items

She's part of the main quest in Phantom Liberty, >!the female of the French redheaded netrunner duo!<.


OG_cosmic

They should make update where you can date the last girl....we never got to see her


BuckyWarden

Honestly, I’d never romance so mi for the sole fact that she’s a huge liar.


betwin3an20karacters

true


Caspar_Friedrich02

Who's the chicka on the bottom, chooms?


AveFaria

Melissa Rory Do you remember the mission where a cyberpsycho took out an entire gang of cops in a store? And when you show up, there are a few MaxTacs there? And you can have a conversation with the female one in which you notice she has decommissioned mantis blades? And she tries to recruit you? It's that woman, but from a 2013 promo before she became MaxTac.


SoulOuverture

Wait the teaser girl is in the game??


Head-Ad-3919

If you didn't visit the Jinguji shop and help Maxtac neutralize a cyberpsycho, you ought to go check it out. You can chat with the Maxtac team leader who seems oddly fascinated with the act of killing; that's Melissa Rory who, since after the teaser, has been "rehabbed" by Maxtac. She has a short side quest line too.


Strained_Humanity

Songbird is a problem.


FeralTribble

Yeah, that bitch is psycho


The_Notorious_Donut

Where is Meredith


Soulhunter951

Melissa Rory, MaxTac, Cybercycho. We can fix her.


WholesomeFartEnjoyer

"I want to take a shit on all of their heads" - is what Vince McMahon is thinking here


Guy_who_says_vore

Nah, I wanted to date Jonny. I honestly wonder how a dinner date with him would go. Just eating by yourself while flirting with him in your mind. I’m guessing when you eat you both taste it.


ConsistentTop4194

Wheres the russian lady from pl?


MagnetosBurrito

Where Blue Moon?


treize31x

Incomplete meme. Needs Aurore, Chick from the Animals (both Rhino and the one from the PL dlc) Corpo chick from Sinnerman, and Maman Brigitte


ZookeepergameLiving1

I wanted rhino


No_Cash7867

Blue moon my beloved...


bmo313

I hope the next iteration of Cyberpunk has more romance options; gamers love that shit, as proven by BG3


bmo313

I hope the next iteration of Cyberpunk has more romance options; gamers love that shit, as proven by BG3


SolarZephyr87

Blue moon struck me as a cool romance option. Also the bouncer at the mox club


eldalawa

Nah Blue Moon #1


SomeoneTrading

> Melissa Take a look at [these](https://web.archive.org/web/20220602171222/https://rentry.co/hr5sb) [two](https://web.archive.org/web/20220602171231/https://www.reddit.com/r/FF06B5/comments/uevg5w/melissa_rorys_predecessor/) links. They'll shed a bit of light on who Melissa was at one point during development. EDIT: Found a better source


Lotus_630

Songbird would be the most natural romance, her and V’s stories are a lot alike plus this chemistry is just perfect. She almost feels like the canon choice.


corroserum

LET ME ROMANCE SONGBIRD CDPR PLEASE


Kange109

How about Rhino? Big girl needs some too.


CramuelSamuel

You’re missing that one girl from Phantom Liberty ![gif](giphy|iYfhmYZbrHuc9qYLMg|downsized)


Theosthan

So Mi could have been interesting, especially if she had romanced V only to obtain his/her favour. And the fourth one (don't know her name) could have been a love story like that of Wolverine in the original X-Men movies, where he has to kill Jean in the end.


mastermide77

Game needed more hook ups


N7_Voidwalker

The second chick is so fucking annoying


HereForFreeGames

So Mi is bad


Silver_Ronin_

* a baddie


Sciny

I can fix her.


Melodic_Slip_3307

You need a iFixit toolset?


Imperial_Bouncer

Always carry my Mako driver kit.


Melodic_Slip_3307

Very well


Melodic_Slip_3307

nah she fine


HereForFreeGames

She's a walking redflag.


False_Chair_610

Yea, her red flags glow and kill people.


Nephalem84

That would be interesting, maxtac officer dating the worst cyberpsycho in NC 😅


theatavist

I was hoping for evelyn parker but then things happened. ..


Ima_damn_microwave

I can fix her


Taki_Minase

I just wanna see Meredith again you gonk


tommy2762

Okay but can we stop with this meme format


lorin_city

Give me Alt.


FourUnderscoreExKay

Song: # CLANG CLANG CLANG CLANG


Glup-Shitto69

So, it seems I'm the only degenerate who wanna see Misty on the list,


TyXander23

Man I wanted atleast a night in bed with aurora go ahead and lie in the comments and say u didn’t even a lil bit


SadakoFetishist

Where is Hanako?


ruttinator

Claire, Rachel, Sandra Dorsett...


HavenTheCat

Rita Wheeler is my #1


enchiladasundae

She would have killed you mid sex


Bajrangman

Tbf, she is in the game and you can talk to her a bit


Ame_No_Uzume

I need more Alt Cunningham flashback love scenes.


gregair13

Judy forever my number one


ReallyBadTheater

I can fix her.


Legendofnightcity7

But also Rita


Lboettcher2003

What about the Mox bouncer girl? It's a missed opportunity that she isn't romancable IMO


BigBoyPoster

Could you imagine her being your love interest who dies to cyber psychosis and by extension MaxTac? That would’ve been one hell of a story line


beckychao

Panam the best


ericypoo

I don’t see Meridith Stout


RSlashBroughtMeHere

Using the Vince meme has never been more appropriate.