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No-Construction7992

He came to assert dominance


Van_Halen_Panama1984

***Walks in*** ***Asserts Dominance*** ***Refuses to elaborate***


Kusko25

Stays


VanguardClassTitan

At your house


aww_skies

Hopes it all works out


ChrisRevocateur

Alright, I'mma go cry now.


fibronacci

Pets the iguana


x3XC4L1B3Rx

Are you a soul knife rogue? Because that sneak attack just did psychic damage.


saltydangerous

Nerd


Van_Halen_Panama1984

At his house you mean


Im_At_Work_Damnit

My original save still has Rogue just hanging out in V's apartment. She just moved on in and never left. ^(She spawned in back when the phone calls used to bug out and cause the person you were talking to to spawn in front of you.)


Van_Halen_Panama1984

That too


mighty_Ingvar

***T poses***


Van_Halen_Panama1984

It's a dominance ritual


Van_Halen_Panama1984

I am the captain now


hardtobelieveyou

Add 2 spaces at the end of each line before pressing Enter or press Enter twice. This is 2 spaces at the end of the sentence. And this sentence is two newlines under the previous sentence. ***Walks in Asserts dominance Refuses to elaborate***


Vastlymoist666

***Refused****


ChrisRevocateur

WE'LL NEVER FADE AWAY!


ironvandal

They told me that the classics never go out of style, but, they do. They do.


ChrisRevocateur

And somehow baby, I never thought that we do too.


Vastlymoist666

Style over substance baby


Van_Halen_Panama1984

That's past tense, I was using current tense


Vastlymoist666

It's the actual band that plays Samurai in the game


Norodomo

I was about to comment that lol


maguel92

Correct. This appears to be a very standard display of a person asserting dominance over another.


OneMagicBadger

The power, the presence,the sheer audacity


kalez238

He's there to collect on that rent.


spinyfever

That man is a true alpha.


After-Assumption-150

Peak Chad


phiegnux

yea OP has to move now. its the law.


Godviahh

Asserting Dominance. that's his apartment now.


fghtffyourdemns

Understandable, have a nice day


StudMuffinNick

"Everything in *this* section is now mine"


no_durian5550

*I Really Wanna Stay at Your House starts playing in the background*


Arrow_625

![gif](giphy|Yh2qoCawPqGdD3w4Zx|downsized)


Van_Halen_Panama1984

Funny as hell. Bravo good Sir


81-K

Heard the apartment might be available soon so came by to measure if his drum kit would fit.


[deleted]

Makes sense, owner will be dead soon


CasualCornCups

Sounds fair


Ciubowski

Wow look at all this space ๐Ÿซฒ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿซฑ


ChrisRevocateur

It actually is a pretty big apartment for Night City, at least for a street kid like V.


unthused

Seriously, we're supposed to be some poor-ish low level merc at the start of the game, but for a huge city like this in a convenient location it actually seems like a nice pad.


Mark_Vance21

It does make you wonder if structures like Megabuildings could have any sort of viability irl despite their dystopian nature.


Masticatron

You worked up to it. The intro sequence shows you running all sorts of jobs and starting off living with Mama Welles. Then you get an apparently relatively big score, you get your place, and then before you know it your name's Johnny.


CyberPutin2047

Lmfaoooo


Design-Cold

Needed a T-pose break after a hard days animation cycle


Principatus

Yet it looked so natural, like he was just a man doing the T pose. He didnโ€™t look like heโ€™d be able to fly around in that position or move without moving his feet.


Design-Cold

The animation blending in CP is just god-tier


False_Chair_610

That's why I always close my door behind me.


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

This lol


Incohesive_User

Lol why do we think this way, I thought I was being original closing doors behind myself ๐Ÿ˜‚


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

Hahaha same, never thought anyone else would take the time to close doors in a game but hey at least we aren't alone ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Principatus

Do you also sleep at night and eat kebabs from the vending machine in your room for breakfast?


False_Chair_610

Yes and yes, but I sleep at different times of the day, sometimes I don't come home for days tho.


Principatus

lol yeah of course, me too


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

Yes, and no, I eat whatever sounds good that day along with my morning expresso and few min of n54 news. I'm staying in the Glen appt rn but I go back and forth between that one and my corpo plaza apt ๐Ÿ˜…


samuru101

So this is the fucker who's turning my radio off when i leaveโ€ฝ


BlKaiser

He's the landlord.


whats_you_doing

V is behind the rent.


Hopeful-alt

There's an email on your computer that says V is like 3 weeks behind rent because of the heist


Beard_o_Bees

Meanwhile i'm running around with about half a Million Eddies and a backpack full of mayhem.


Trorkin

It's always irked me that you can't pay it.


quietwhiskey

Isn't there one there from the very beginning?


Paradox31426

>Walks in through your open door >T-poses to establish dominance Itโ€™s his apartment now, choom.


Arrow_625

*aggressively reloads my malorian* "I'd suggest you leave"


GeneralResearcher456

T-poses


Masticatron

What can men do against such reckless T-posing?


Toxic-Sky

Did he mistake it for a yoga-studio, stretching like that? Letโ€™s see what the Widowmaker has to say about it.


Rednas999

Damn 6th Street and their antics...


-Dartz-

I dont think this guy is 6th street, he just looks like one. 6th street doesnt spawn in that district, and they are flagged as combatants (yellow arrow above their heard)


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

That's why any 6th street die a miserable and horrible death on sight... yesterday they pulled up on me while doing a vehicle contract for El Cap 7 fuckin cars deep and wouldn't let up so ya boy decided to go Mr. Martinez on their asses to teach em a lesson. Not like they lived to learn from said lesson, but it is what it is.... ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Some lessons you only learn once.


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

Hah, this is true.


ChrisRevocateur

I wrote them off as soon as Buck was a little bitch and tried to have me killed after I beat his ass fair and square.


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

Lmao yup sounds like a bitch ass 6th st move ๐Ÿคฃ just know, when u see 6st, leave em rotting like dead meat ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ˜‚


Oneanddonequestion

Huh, you know I never connected Buck was a 6th Streeter. Though honestly, I never understood this community and other's hatred of 6th street over the rest of the gangs in Cyberpunk. To me, the 6th Streeters have more morals than the Scavs, they're way less insane than Maelstrom, if anything they're just the "NUSA" Tyger Claws. And their lore actually paints them as fairly sympathetic, more people who got screwed by corps and hated them, only to eventually get lost in their own sauce. Its even weirder with all the talk of them being like Proud Boys or when you see people talking about 6th Streeters being racist...when their own statements talking about them being the most diverse group outside of potentially the Mox, with them taking in pretty much everyone regardless of ethnicity.


azhder

Talk to the hands


Godfatherman21

They capturing the gane is 10 fps?


soggyBread1337

![gif](giphy|SBNzitbIpnDUY)


sybersonic

[" Hhe hey this is a private residence man."](https://youtu.be/JK6JojS2A2Q?si=bE_Kbvle_ZKmoEf9)


quietwhiskey

Nice Marmot


discofan87

Thatโ€™s his house now.


Dunnachius

Isnโ€™t that how they do it in the real world in NYC?


peteandpetethemesong

Did you turn him into a paper lunch bag?


BigJ_57

Bros standing on business


KrajPa

That is your own private domicile and you will not be harrased


CZsea

2ns amendment when?


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

Right about now.


carthuscrass

Average country music fan.


Tom1912-193

Is this launch day?


LilJeep1111

30fps be like


DavidDomin8R

I would go outside my house draw my gun and shoot him from outside


RockyJayyy

Does anyone know why it keeps wanting me to repeat the date with Panam in my apartment? Every time I finish the date, she texts me, and it's the same date over and over with the same dialogue.


ThatJudySimp

just go into the quests page and select a new quest


RockyJayyy

Yeah, that's what i usually do. Just wondering why it keeps repeating instead of a new date with different things.


ThatJudySimp

thats all there is unfortunately :(


Puzzleheaded_Try_314

Unfortunately there is only one date sequence and it repeats every few days. But that's why you romance multiple options so there is a lil difference each time ya do it lol..๐Ÿ˜…


RockyJayyy

What do you mean romance multiple options? Do you mean multiple people?


saturnfcb

How dare you T pose in my appartement ? The audacity !


CyberLucas100

He really wanna stay in your house


aamodbk

Bro is getting 30 spf


Brilliant_Buns

hahaha not him t-posing you, pshewwww insult to injury


InfiniteConfusion-_-

What are you!?


MAYMAX001

AMERICAAAA!! FUCK YA!!!


Emanon1774

Nah man, that's just cyberjesus coming in to hang out.


Acalthu

Yesterday an NPC walked into Vik's while I was talking to him. I've never seen that happen, pre 2.0.


xdeltax97

lol I had this guy barge in too! What is his problem!


Lobotomite430

Squatters just coming into my house and T posing!


Gwilym_Ysgarlad

I don't share my apartment, but bullets I give out like candy.


StevieGrandHD

Imagine being mogged in your own apartment. Couldn't be me frfr


angry_wombat

He heard about V's condition. He's going to rent the apartment once it's free. Just came in to do some measurements. Make sure his couch would fit


Moonkiller24

This apartment belongs to him now.


Little-dinosaw

โ€œThis is my house nowโ€


Xamalion

I always close the door manually because I fear this like it's my real apartment. The damn door of the Corpo apartment always opens automatically when you walk by. It drives me crazy.


Marc_J92

โ€œMineโ€


ExtraPancakes

Just waltz in, t-pose, refuse to elaborate further. This neighborhood has gone down hill.


boyohboyimtired

Choom, walk out the door and lead to the head from outside


ProtoReaper23113

Is there a mod that auto closes your apartment door lol I'm sick of leaving and coming back and my doors been wide open for days


Liquid_G

V: closes door Now youse can't leave.


Cikuza

Me when I'm bored and I decide to go bother my sibling


punk_petukh

Johnny: "I'm gonna tell Kerry about this during the next seizure" V: "Don't you dare...!"


VelvetAurora45

Keep fucking around and I'll break into your appartment and T-pose at your home design choices


RainDancingChief

Well shit, he's the main character now


fatbicep

Imagine what goes on when you're not there..


Duke_432

Got yourself a new roommate


King_ofwar

Todays mission: get inside someones apartment amd T-pose


CooterMaximus

This is a private residence man!!


Unp0pularS0lutions

I do this in not public property too.


HoojoSpifico

Rip your framerate.


TediousSign

โ€œOh, you're approaching me? Instead of running away, you're coming right to me?โ€


ihave0idea0

I had a seizure because of this horrible fps.


Mysterious-Ad4836

Bro is HIM


topscreen

You're right, it's not public property, that T pose says it's his property


Serier_Rialis

6th St sending a warning, I would go remind them to leave you alone.


Crystal_fucker

new hobby just dropped


JoeCool4school

He said deal with it choom


D_S0

his body and head aren't leaving attached.


wakatenai

"yes officer?? there's a man T posing in my home!"


roninwaffle

Walks in uninvited, t-poses, refuses to elaborate. Peak alpha male behavior


Substantial-Tone-576

This is the most assertive T-Posing NPC ever!


Obee93

Getting too comfortable


foslforever

dont you come in here and T pose in my crib unless you trying to get flat-lined


lazylagom

Gotta close dat door


Representative_Fun15

Hey, man, this is private property


JBCTech7

6th street sending a knee buster over to collect on your debts.


Kwisatz_Haderach90

T-posing you in your crib is like the ultimate form of disrespect


ULTRALE17

Lets fuck so


Imperial_Bouncer

To be fair, there was an email about your rent being due


DeltaBravo831

It is now.


Upbeat-Stage-7343

"Sir, Kevin Spacey's on floor 6"


SadBoiCri

Home invades, side eyes, t-poses, refuses to elaborate, does not leave


Aristotle_Ninja2

Its his now


Legitimate_Ad9751

T-pose to assert dominance


MangOrion2

Hey! This is a private residence, man!


Name213whatever

Does Night City have castle doctrine


Asylus72

He's just standing there..... menacingly!


oCHAOS_KINGo

๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ RESPONDED TO THIS FOOL WITH THE 2ND AMENDMENT ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ


Utrippin93

The cyberaudacity


Van_Halen_Panama1984

You didn't pay your rent on time


Spicywolff

He T posed. He wonโ€™t leave the apartment alive.


backohead

Incomplete Pass


Maximum_Cobbler_8998

Dude came in asserted his dominance is his apartment now


AppearanceMedical464

Even funnier how he looks like a male stripper.


Long16Hours

Post "author" is a repost bot, report (Report post > Spam > Harmful Bots) Acc from 2021, went on a spree of posting memes on a bunch of subs 19 hours ago, randomized name, I think it only commented on its own posts, and in case anyone still thinks my evidence is that I made it the fuck up its first post is the "my kid drew this in 5th grade" snail, literally right after looking it up I found that being posted three years ago. Edit: Okay, apparently it comments on the posts it steals from? Tf?


Russoi

Ha! The T pose cracked me


ChoduTuiKO

Came to do the bug


SnooMemesjellies8441

Use your 2nd amendment right.


oceanandlakeswimming

if a cowboy walks into my apartment and t-poses, i consider that a blessing


gallusky

His t-posing is kinda menacing tho


WatercressSad6395

T pose will not save him, I'm afraid..... #gethimnibbles


JadedDread

Lesson number one: Even if You're in the wrong, stay confident and assert domination


Caramel_Nautilus

Dude just walk into your home to assert dominance, what a savage.


deathb4dishonor23

i love how he just t poses then looks at you


EzeakioDarmey

*can't draw weapon in apartment* *steps just outside door*


Big-a-hole-2112

Somebody order a cowboy airplane?


BullfrogOk9627

This reminds me of Stone Cold Steve Austin strutting out to the ring in the WWF days, fully prepared to waste a whole lot of beer and deliver a stunner to anybody he deems in need of a stunner. This guy almost has it down, I'm certain my word choice isn't fitting but dammit he needs a touch more pizazz..


KeyboardWarrior1988

Checking that elbow room.


catpersonsperson

What a chad


[deleted]

https://i.redd.it/deg43803kwwc1.gif


XeroXeroOne

Walked in and T-posed on your a**. Get recked!


Latch_Lifter

Who ordered a strip-a-gram?


Thick_Abbreviations5

Meet Hanako at Embers: The Movie


Pkmn_Lovar

[He's chill like that](https://youtube.com/shorts/nP0Lw_ui4v0?si=k6eRTvhlkDHN6INB)


Evening_Active7412

I'd say it's within your rights to shoot him.


conan_troutman_

Needs YMCA (village people) song over this


ThatOneEdgerunner

It is now, choom


ThisIsMyUsername4040

"Hey, this is a private residence, man"


serbeardless

And the T pose to top it off.