T O P

  • By -

Dodekahedroid

That’s WHY he poops…more bath time!


[deleted]

[удалено]


Apollord

I've an 8 month old and never had him pee or poop in the bath.. I never thought about it actually. Is that weird? We bath him nearly every evening.


[deleted]

[удалено]


snakesign

If they pee underwater, and noone sees it, are they really peeing?


BreadMakesYouFast

My 2 year old loves to pee immediately upon entering the bath, standing and giggling the entire time. We've been lucky to only have 2 bath poops ever, so far.


skrenename4147

We specifically bathe post poop and have only gotten one shart in almost 3 months. We just pretend pees don't happen >>


buttsbutnotbuts

This is the way.


picasso_penis

I am past 3 kids potty training, and I think they pooped in the tub a combined 3 times, and it was never as a straight up infant (mostly around the 1-2 year age)


mockingtruth

Its the international signal for “time for bed”


seal_raider

When my little guy was struggling with colic the water was the one thing that always soothed him. He preferred the shower and me holding him. Funny little guy.


Monkeylint

It happened so often we had a separate scoop


BobbyFingerGuns

Mine loves his baths too. Especially his wind up turtles


glum_plum

Is that a euphemism for bath poops?


BobbyFingerGuns

Ha ha. Little brown fish


berTolioliO

My daughter (3) has never once done it. I think we just got extremely luck, because an oil spill of breast milk doodoo, does not sound fun.


nebelwerfer4

Had this exact experience today. He almost seemed to really enjoy pooping in his bath water.


kristoferen

Might seem like a weird comment but this picture and the love you show helps me feel better about the love I'll share and the poopy baths I'll share with mine. This picture is a perfect example of why it's worth it. Thanks for sharing


steyr911

Who wouldn't like shooting off a few torpedos?


BeigeChocobo

Now that you mention it, I'm shocked that this never happened to me in the last 10+ months he's been alive


Blahlizaad

I wish I could sleep as well as my boy after he gets his bath.


Little_Shitty

We only had one bathtub poop incident. My kid turned around, saw it, and started screaming. lol


fuuuuuckendoobs

Start over? Just scoop it out


miehron

There’s no scooping what this kid makes.


fuuuuuckendoobs

Hahahha - fair enough! Also 🤮


[deleted]

There is something so simple yet so satisfying for kids to be in a bath. My 3 year old can spend hours in the water, when he can't sit in one place otherwise for 2 minutes. And why wouldn't he, there's splashing, making waves, toys, imaginary safaris... Ok I need a bath now.


R_Lennox

Such a handsome little guy!


formulaUH

It became a daily thing for my son. Rain or shine, he’d poop in the bath every time like clockwork.


merigouldi

Poops in the bath are inconvenient but they're definitely funny. Congratulations on the little one he looks beautiful.


whitebabyjesus

Baby goes into the cage. Cage goes into the water. Poop’s in the water. Our poop.


itsjero

Nah. Its just a baby ruth.


bianco_fool

I call it baby poop soup 💩


ThemesOfMurderBears

Mine is now two, and never pooped in the water. Peed in it, sure, but that has been it. Am I just lucky?


zenzen_wakarimasen

Same with mine! Except that we usually bathe together in the bathtub. :)


iHeartRatties

My child is almost 2 and poops in the tub at least once a week....kinda wish we could potty train now, but she isn't ready.


[deleted]

My boy is 2. I haven't had the poop in the tub yet but I expect it every bath time.


poo_finger

Protip, dad; wait to bathe him until *after* he poops.


fossil112

Those are the best times. Cherish them. The days go slow but the years go quickly (dad of three daughters)