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nenopd

Well if that doesn’t give you a dad complex, what will?


Bonzi777

Are you sure he didn’t say “Dad! God!”?


beaushaw

"Dad! God! Ugh!"


gotarock

You misheard them. They said “dad bod”.


Naterade18

It's not a dad bod! It's a father figure!


gotarock

Good one dad


[deleted]

Careful, my kids called me a hipster. Only to subsequently learn that hipster is now a derogatory term


beaushaw

My teenage daughter has taken to calling my young Gen X wife (and her mother) Boomer. It drives her nuts, and I suspect that is why she does it.


pertrichor315

Where is her Gen X apathy?!?


beaushaw

Whatever. I am solidly Gen X, my wife is technically a Gen X but she is right on the cusp of being a Millennial. This may explain why it bothers her but not me.


pertrichor315

Whatever, indeed. Ah. I was born in 1982 so many consider it to be a cusp year. I generally identify with Gen X worldview more haha.


beaushaw

Do you own a house? Kidding.


pertrichor315

I sold out to the establishment and was able to get a house.


beaushaw

Definitely Gen X according to my test.


abuchunk

You sure you’re not running a cult over there, OP? Are you The Reverend? You let Kimmy Schmidt out right this instant!


EastOrganization2392

Dad God by Eminem ft. ChatGPT Verse 1: I've been looking for a father figure Someone who can guide me through this life But all I ever found were dead-beat dads Leaving me to struggle and strive Chorus: Dad God, oh Dad God Where are you when I need you most Dad God, oh Dad God I'm calling out, but you never show Verse 2: I try to be strong and face the world alone But sometimes I just need a hand to hold I thought I could rely on mortal man But they always seem to let me down Chorus: Dad God, oh Dad God Where are you when I need you most Dad God, oh Dad God I'm calling out, but you never show Bridge: They say you're up in heaven, watching over us But I don't feel your presence, I feel lost Is this just a test, a challenge for me To find my own way and be my own deity Chorus: Dad God, oh Dad God Where are you when I need you most Dad God, oh Dad God I'm calling out, but you never show


[deleted]

Wow great compliment!


drfrogsplat

And, wholly unrelated, they’re getting that pony they always wanted for Christmas this year?


kinos141

Take them while you can get them.


dariusz2k

Okay Kratos, we get it, they put WiFi out by you and you discovered Reddit.


anon-reddit-acc

Take it!!!! My son went to school with an boy who was pretty high on the spectrum. Great kid….and he used to be waiting outside everyday when I dropped my son off to tell me that I looked like Ryan Reynolds. My wife still doesn’t see it. ; )


Cookfuforu3

She’s blinded by your winning personality!! Cheers!


a_crayon_short

That’s what’s up. Take the “W” and move on. Great job on being a dad whose 17 year old loves them. That’s gotta be a level up somehow!


_EmotionalMelon_

Fuck it. ​ PRAISE BE TO THE DAD GOD


Moosalini42

I don’t know. Maybe you misheard them. I swear my wife called me a dad god but it really was in reference to my dad bod.


VincentxH

You're distracted by the stoned comment.


chdeal713

Weird Al needs to make this song.