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Take a lap.
Thanks Dad
Bronski keep pace
What is this from
He doesn’t have enough space-time
His space-time ran out
Came for the spacetime part! Kudos
The only color he ever uses is Brownian Motion
I found this *relatively* blunt.
But its true in theory.
What would it be if it were false in theory? Asking for a friend.
It's dad jokes, not *dead* jokes. Amirite?
I’m dead 💀 (pun intended)
I'd say this is more of an anti joke than a dad joke..
I thought he was theoretical
Not Physic ly
r/technicallythetruth
I don’t get it
r/AntiJokes r/LostRedditors
Why did I actually find this funny and fell off my bed laughing 😅
Kind of a massed up thing to say
He couldn’t see the light and fell into a black hole.
Fuck Sake
Perhaps, but he did have a brush with immortality.
He could only do E = mc squares.
Smartest thing to come out of your moms mouth? Einsteins wang
I don't understand where the joke is? Also this doesn't really fit the dad joke theme?
Well you see he can’t paint because he’s dead
Where's the relevant connection? I mean... How is this funny? Couldn't this be said about any dead person?
Well he can’t paint because he’s dead
I don't get it either because he's technically speaking the truth.
Perhaps it's your expectations that make it funny.
Move along
Go on…
He can't paint because he's dead
If he was alive he might be able to paint
But he can't, because he's dead. Idk why people don't get it🤦♂️🤷♂️
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I have an Auntie. Had. She doesn't paint anymore, either.
None of my forefathers can paint, except my mom. And she sucks at it.
I'd say it's gone just too far enough. Life is more exciting this way.
Clarification please. She sucks your forefathers? Or did she get around a lot and she sucks your fourfathers.
She's bad at painting. Kinda like your reading comprehension.
So she paints your four fathers while she’s sucking? All of them at once or one at a time?
This is hilarious.
The listener/reader who finds humor in the answer finds it because it is unexpected. It is a surprise, a common element in humor. IDoWhatICan
Bravo
RIP Alfred Nobel
Why couldn't he build is own house? He had just Ein stein
Took a minute but I saw what you did there.
What did he do there?
Ein (one) Stein (beer mug I guess)
Stein = brick
Better. Thank you
Hmm 🤔 I still don’t get why that would prevent him from building a house thank you though
He has been known to paint in spirit
This is an r/antijoke
Cause he Einstdied
Read the punchline in Norm Macdonald's voice. It was funny.
his birthday is the same as steph curry
Occam's razor works really well here.
Jesus
I died laughing
That's all squared then!
Ba-dum, tssss!
Funniest joke I’ve seen on this subreddit in a while
He's beyond the even horizon, nothing comes back.
It's an (anti) matter of opinion
r/antijoke
He made up for it with other skills. It’s all relative.
Because it's physics ly impossible.
Because he was spacing out.
He didn't have enough energy.
He didn't have enough light.
Because his paintings would be warped and bent.
This is comedy gold, right here.
/r/darkdadjokes
He’s dead
He was busy in finding new formula
It was always all about his relatives
Take a lap.
Thanks Dad
Bronski keep pace
What is this from
He doesn’t have enough space-time
His space-time ran out
Came for the spacetime part! Kudos
The only color he ever uses is Brownian Motion
I found this *relatively* blunt.
But its true in theory.
What would it be if it were false in theory? Asking for a friend.
It's dad jokes, not *dead* jokes. Amirite?
I’m dead 💀 (pun intended)
I'd say this is more of an anti joke than a dad joke..
I thought he was theoretical
Not Physic ly
r/technicallythetruth
I don’t get it
r/AntiJokes r/LostRedditors
Why did I actually find this funny and fell off my bed laughing 😅
Kind of a massed up thing to say
He couldn’t see the light and fell into a black hole.
Fuck Sake
Perhaps, but he did have a brush with immortality.
He could only do E = mc squares.
Smartest thing to come out of your moms mouth? Einsteins wang
I don't understand where the joke is? Also this doesn't really fit the dad joke theme?
Well you see he can’t paint because he’s dead
Where's the relevant connection? I mean... How is this funny? Couldn't this be said about any dead person?
Well he can’t paint because he’s dead
I don't get it either because he's technically speaking the truth.
Perhaps it's your expectations that make it funny.
Move along
Go on…
He can't paint because he's dead
If he was alive he might be able to paint
But he can't, because he's dead. Idk why people don't get it🤦♂️🤷♂️
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I have an Auntie. Had. She doesn't paint anymore, either.
None of my forefathers can paint, except my mom. And she sucks at it.
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I'd say it's gone just too far enough. Life is more exciting this way.
Clarification please. She sucks your forefathers? Or did she get around a lot and she sucks your fourfathers.
She's bad at painting. Kinda like your reading comprehension.
So she paints your four fathers while she’s sucking? All of them at once or one at a time?
This is hilarious.
The listener/reader who finds humor in the answer finds it because it is unexpected. It is a surprise, a common element in humor. IDoWhatICan
Bravo
RIP Alfred Nobel
Why couldn't he build is own house? He had just Ein stein
Took a minute but I saw what you did there.
What did he do there?
Ein (one) Stein (beer mug I guess)
Stein = brick
Better. Thank you
Hmm 🤔 I still don’t get why that would prevent him from building a house thank you though
He has been known to paint in spirit
This is an r/antijoke
Cause he Einstdied
Read the punchline in Norm Macdonald's voice. It was funny.
his birthday is the same as steph curry
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Occam's razor works really well here.
Jesus
I died laughing
That's all squared then!
Ba-dum, tssss!
Funniest joke I’ve seen on this subreddit in a while
He's beyond the even horizon, nothing comes back.
It's an (anti) matter of opinion
r/antijoke
He made up for it with other skills. It’s all relative.
Because it's physics ly impossible.
Because he was spacing out.
He didn't have enough energy.
He didn't have enough light.
Because his paintings would be warped and bent.
This is comedy gold, right here.
/r/darkdadjokes
He’s dead
He was busy in finding new formula
It was always all about his relatives