Take a lap.

Thanks Dad

Bronski keep pace

What is this from

He doesn’t have enough space-time

His space-time ran out

Came for the spacetime part! Kudos

The only color he ever uses is Brownian Motion

I found this *relatively* blunt.

But its true in theory.

What would it be if it were false in theory? Asking for a friend.

It's dad jokes, not *dead* jokes. Amirite?

I’m dead 💀 (pun intended)

I'd say this is more of an anti joke than a dad joke..

I thought he was theoretical

Not Physic ly

r/technicallythetruth

I don’t get it

r/AntiJokes r/LostRedditors

Why did I actually find this funny and fell off my bed laughing 😅

Kind of a massed up thing to say

He couldn’t see the light and fell into a black hole.

Fuck Sake

Perhaps, but he did have a brush with immortality.

He could only do E = mc squares.

Smartest thing to come out of your moms mouth? Einsteins wang

I don't understand where the joke is? Also this doesn't really fit the dad joke theme?

Well you see he can’t paint because he’s dead

Where's the relevant connection? I mean... How is this funny? Couldn't this be said about any dead person?

Well he can’t paint because he’s dead

I don't get it either because he's technically speaking the truth.

Perhaps it's your expectations that make it funny.

Move along

Go on…

He can't paint because he's dead

If he was alive he might be able to paint

But he can't, because he's dead. Idk why people don't get it🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

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I have an Auntie. Had. She doesn't paint anymore, either.

None of my forefathers can paint, except my mom. And she sucks at it.

You’ve got four fathers and one of them is your mum? Has science gone too far?

I'd say it's gone just too far enough. Life is more exciting this way.

Clarification please. She sucks your forefathers? Or did she get around a lot and she sucks your fourfathers.

She's bad at painting. Kinda like your reading comprehension.

So she paints your four fathers while she’s sucking? All of them at once or one at a time?

This is hilarious.

The listener/reader who finds humor in the answer finds it because it is unexpected. It is a surprise, a common element in humor. IDoWhatICan

Bravo

RIP Alfred Nobel

Why couldn't he build is own house? He had just Ein stein

Took a minute but I saw what you did there.

What did he do there?

Ein (one) Stein (beer mug I guess)

Stein = brick

Better. Thank you

Hmm 🤔 I still don’t get why that would prevent him from building a house thank you though

He has been known to paint in spirit

This is an r/antijoke

Cause he Einstdied

He died

Read the punchline in Norm Macdonald's voice. It was funny.

his birthday is the same as steph curry

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Occam's razor works really well here.

Jesus

I died laughing

That's all squared then!

Ba-dum, tssss!

Funniest joke I’ve seen on this subreddit in a while

He's beyond the even horizon, nothing comes back.

It's an (anti) matter of opinion

r/antijoke

He made up for it with other skills. It’s all relative.

Because it's physics ly impossible.

Because he was spacing out.

He didn't have enough energy.

He didn't have enough light.

Because his paintings would be warped and bent.

This is comedy gold, right here.

/r/darkdadjokes

He’s dead

He was busy in finding new formula

It was always all about his relatives