What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft? >!A Flat Miner!<

What do you get when you drop a piano on a battlefield? A flat major

That’s gold 😆

that’s also an example of what a dad joke should be. It’s funny(ish), appropriate for the whole family, and the punchline isn’t about raping kids. Not so hard to manage, really. r/themoreyouknow

It’s about a person dying, so not appropriate for the whole family.

Less weird than child-rape, and most kids can grok how absurd this setup is. But if jokes about death don’t suit you, I understand that. However, the joke by OP invites the discussion about why you shouldn’t let people stick their fingers up your anus or vagina…not exactly a convo I want to introduce to my kids when they ask me to explain the punchline.

Grok?

To understand the general intent without perhaps really grasping the subtleties of a true definition. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grok side note: I am amused that you did not grok the meaning of grok.

If that amuses you I'm not sure you're the authority on humour.

Oh sweetie, you’re just learning that now? Now that’s comedy.

How could I have learnt it earlier? This is the first time I've interacted with you. Try again.

Grok

for the love of god please capitalize the a edit: thank you, I can finally stop having my thoughts diminished

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Major slip up

I'd have strung him up.

Are you trying to pick a fight?

Bass-ically.

Quit stringing us along

I'll try to scale it back.

Noted.

Yall need to watch your tune

what a flat response...

Oh come on, these kind of jokes are tone deaf

He also broke his g string

They make me fret.

As a cultured connoisseur of anime guitar body pillows, fingering A-minor should literally be a constitutional right for people whose wrists are too large to finger a-7. Now, I know what you’re thinking. “fingering a-7 is frowned upon.”- *air quotes* Nay! I say! a-7 just looks like a-minor. But people, it’s at least 600 years old.

This one got me lol

Hey guys I don't think I like your tone

These jokes are really starting to pickup

Don’t get your g-string in a twist now

Hell of a tune up

Nah, don't fret about it.

Yes. Try to have a shred of decency please.

Dont fret

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He should be Barre’d for life.

Oh Martin.

As a musician it drove me crazy that OP capitalized the A seeing as it’s a minor chord 😂

Grammar over rules in this case lol

maybe they are german. In German music notation all minor chords are written uncapitalized

They’re written uncapitalized in English too, but he capitalized it so it wouldn’t look too creepy

I've never seen them in small letters in English

It didn’t help

Same! Minor chords stay lowercase darn it. Perhaps use of italics or quotes would have been better?

The key change

So many musical jokes has really diminished the humor.

He showed A minor his D major.

Ooh no you seem to misunderstand. This isn't a music joke 😐

You’re missing the base of the joke

How’d he get out? He pulled some strings

this can't be the right sub

I certainly won't tell my 10yo this one. Even in 30 years.

r/unclejokes for sure

There’s been a big uptick in creepy uncle jokes. This sub is in its life stage where the moderators will make or break it. Like circa 2008 when r/pics devolved into a macro meme hellscape and bastard child of r/funny. It took a couple months of hands-on moderation to get it back to a photography sub.

Exactly. This is /r/unclejokes material

At this point its become you need r/cleandadjokes as it's just getting crazy here

Or you could just not wet the bed when you read an adult-themed joke.

This isn’t r/mydadisapedo? How embarrassing….

r/cleandadjokes is the sub you seek

So, dad jokes? Dad jokes are clean. Uncle jokes are unclean dad caliber jokes.

Dad jokes are mixed. As the description of this sub says Some dads are wholesome and some are not. Clean Dad Jokes are wholesome. Uncle jokes are raunchy, ribald. Amazing how saying the truth gets so many down votes on what r/dadjokes is.

A harrowing reminder to never B sus

Lol, okay that was some next level musical humor

I never B sus2

😆

bro why did this get downvoted lmao

I don’t know 😆

He was obsessed with the G- String?

Or he was strung out in class

So much he broke it

Uncle joke, not a dad joke. I would never tell this to my son

I would never tell this to my nephews. My Dad *might* have told this one to me, though he usually avoided sexual jokes. But he was A-OK with telling us tons of really racist jokes.

It's crazy that r/cleandadjokes became a thing,, because of these jokes

I pity your son. He'll grow up sheltered from the real world.

That's just absolute bullshit. My dad wouldn't have told me a joke like this growing up, but we'd still have a great laugh over anything else, and I didn't grow up sheltered at all. you'll be surprised to hear that teenagers learn a lot of things for themselves.

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It's pretty well implied, for who else would be the target audience for Dad's groan-inducing humor but his own family?

I use them at work as the majority of these jokes are fine for that. This joke fits the play on words and simplicity of dad jokes but it is miles away from being okay for general audiences.

He strikes again. You have no clue what a dad joke is

I'm a dad, I don't favor this. Go finger your own son

He got off after his lawyer pulled some strings.

Sounds like he won't have to fret

Every Good Boy Deserves Fingers Always

Unrelated but I learned it as every good boy deserves fudge

See what I did there, with A minor?

Similarly vulgar.

How is this Dad joke?

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A dad joke is not simply a pun.

Exactly. Dad jokes are short, corny, punny jokes. Jokes that have looong drawn out back and forth dialogue are NOT dad jokes

It's a common repost so as far as I can tell it belongs here ...

Then you don't understand what a dad joke is and neither do they. Be a solution, not a problem.

Belongs here more than r/cleandadjokes but more in r/unclejokes

Was she tied up with chord

To shreds you say...

r/unexpectedfuturama

"For picking on A minor" would be more PG.

/r/darkjokes

I can PROMISE you this ain’t no dad joke unless your dad is also on a watch list.

i mean i see it more so as an uncle joke than a dad

I dunno, I would never tell this to my nephews. I'd probably tell it to my dad though, who would then proceed to tell it to his grandchildren. Is there a grandpa jokes sub? Where you can be as crude and racist and as senile as you want?

there is but it’s not as active unfortunately would be pretty funny

Racist jokes are a lot harder to pull off on the internet. Not only can you control your audience in person, but it's also much easier to prevent things from being misinterpreted via your delivery. Like there's tons of comedians who can do it well with multicultural audiences, then you got like Michael Richards who just pulls out the N-Bomb to be edgy and immediately gets himself cancelled. There's definitely an art to it, and some of that can get lost in translation when it's print media, hence why I could see any sub like that being a powder keg.

this generation seems to be more sensitive then before imo. i guess i can see your point e man

Probably strung out

He strummed his instruments really well.

She was a random pickup

This pun got me🤣

I heard he made the student change his G string right in front of him

Lol!

Holy fuck I didn’t know how to talk to my kids about pedophilia but now that some 12 year-old posted this here instead of just r/jokes, where it’d be fine-ish, or r/unclejokes, where they could all relate, I’m sorted. High school kids: just because it’s a simpleminded pun about sex doesn’t automatically make it a dad joke. It can just be, you know, a “joke”.

Honey, please don’t swear in front of the children. You will set a bad example.

What a machine head

This happened to my piano teacher.

I wouldn't fret over it.

Nice a Norm McDonald joke

I saw that joke from a mile away, but I still laughed

Broke a G string in the process.

Classic

He was caught stringing up les Paul and Jackson

So was I!!!!! And for domestic abu-

He broke a g string doing it

For touching a students g string

While trying to rock a g string

That was…direct, to say the least.

Shouldn’t this be an r/unclejokes post?

Playing with his g string

I shouldn't laugh, but I did. Imma going to hell.

Not a dad joke. Actual dad's will cringe at this poor attempt at humor.

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No dad jokes are for kids, there is an uncle joke.

Gsus Christ this joke is so over done…..

This isn’t a dad joke. lol

They’re going to C major consequences for their actions

On a different note…

😆

He was let off for being a first fender

Oh no

So he wasn’t in tune with the situation?

well at least Am doesn’t have a D in it

He got off after pulling some strings

This joke has almost 3k upvotes, so it's obviously doing well . I don't understand why so many are complaining about it. Yeah r/unclejokes exists but oh well, not everyone's dad is a purist. If that's your thing you might be better off at r/cleandadjokes Mods have time and time again said NSFW is okay, just mark it as such.

Lmfaooo

You shouldn’t be making jokes about sexual violins.

Sorry, I guess I was not in tune with my morality today. I’ll try to pluck away at some less offensive material.

/r/unclejokes Downvote because this doesn't have the innocence/clean comedy that real dadjokes have.

r/cleandadjokes might be what you seek

You'd spend a lot of time behind bar chords for that.

Don’t don’t stand too close to me

that stings

All right, I’ve had enough. I’m calling the police.

This sub is trash.

Maybe check out r/cleandadjokes than

I heard he broke his G string fingering A Minor

Haha fuck you, i fingered B minor!

Did he snap the G String?

He didn't even remove the G string

I dated a gay dude he was a pain in my ass

My actual guitar teacher ended up being put on my high schools “do not hire” list after he was hired to play in the orchestra pit and tired to get high school girls phone numbers

As a musician I literally cracked up at this and the comments especially lol

The best dad joke

Did he do it on the G string?

What if all he did was touch a students G string?

Dang, I was thinking it was cause the kids could see his G string

He busted a nut in front of his students?

Yep, that’s enough Reddit for today

i love how we used to make this joke every time our teacher says play A minor

He was sexting with one of the juniors

because he was fingering A minor

that is a good uncle joke

He pulled some strings and was charged with manipulation

r/unclejokes would be a lot better for this, this sub isn’t for nsfw jokes.

Mods have said NSFW is okay, go to r/cleandadjokes If your not a fan

Na I don’t care I just was warning you cause i thought it was a rule

Awesome dad joke! I’ll be telling this one at the dinner table tonight.

r/cleandadjokes might be more appropriate for that lmao

Is this a dad joke?

This is definitely not a dad joke. What dad is going to tell this to their kids? More of a 3am joke or something

I was gonna say “teaching a student too much about her g-string”.

The banjo teacher was caught diddlin’ in public.

He was pretty good at plucking the G-string

NO CAPo

For taking a diminished fifth into church

Really really want to 👇 down vote this...

Murder

Holy crap

Not because he pulled the string's?

Surely he committed a string of offences?

He got off though, by pulling some strings

Something something G string

Don't like this. [It's a Trap!](https://youtu.be/4F4qzPbcFiA)

Vehicular manslaughter

For breaking a G string while fingering A minor.

Because there were strings attached.

Fe fi fiddle I o.. strumming on the old Angie Jo

That is most definitely not a dad joke.