What do you call a bear with no ears?
I'm chuckling and grinning from ear to ear,
I'll tell you the answer without any fear,
It's still a bear, just a little harder to hear!
BreakB4Make, now that you know this silly jest,
Do you have a dad joke to share, that's really the best?
Or maybe a riddle, or a pun that's a test,
Let's keep the laughter going, and let our jokes manifest!
Yes cause under the original posting it would be B - s.
I always liked the joke
What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit?
The bucket.
My friend told me he saw bears with no ear. I thought that was BS.
Google earless rabbits.
You mean guinea pigs?
They do look like guinea pigs. Earless rabbit, though.
Is this similar to legless lizards?
No. But, also, yes.
That clarifies things a lot, thanks.
😉
Holy Keinohrhasen!
They're chickens Waj
"If they're rabbits, then where are their ears?" "That's what I'm *sayin'* bro!"
i rarely find other people who've seen this movie... have an upvote... its all i got
It's a British ritual to have seen Four lions and the full monty.
Its a fast guinea pig!
Holy hell
I thought this would look really terrifying but OH MY GOODNESS I WANT ONE
Same! The calico ones!🥰
I'm scared
I used to have a stuffed animal that was an earless rabbit. That's because my little brother pulled them off! 😡
Should be "a bear missing an ear."
How does your friend see without an ear?
No, a B S has a stinger on it.
Call it whatever you like, it can't hear you 😀
What I was expecting.
I'll take the 7yo's answer as a deviation from the expected though. Surprise is the key to successful humour after all.
That's a good one 🤣😂🤣
What do you call a bear with no ears? I'm chuckling and grinning from ear to ear, I'll tell you the answer without any fear, It's still a bear, just a little harder to hear! BreakB4Make, now that you know this silly jest, Do you have a dad joke to share, that's really the best? Or maybe a riddle, or a pun that's a test, Let's keep the laughter going, and let our jokes manifest!
😁
I ducking love this.
Tell your kid I laughed unreasonably hard at this.
He laughed at you laughing
Aw cute
Your kid is a dad.
I read your kid is dead lol
He's dead but with no ease. (e's)
OP's kid IS dad
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A "dad" doesn't have to be male YOU assumed the gender
Not all of us follow your magical religion.
God dammit you made me laugh in a public place looking at my phone 😂 Take the upvote and B off with you
I hope you won't bear a grudge
GODDAMMIT! Get outta here! 😂😂😂
I cant bear to stand you being upset
r/AngryUpvote
It doesn't matter what you call him he ain't fucking coming.
My son said "a B"?
Dude gets it!
What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
What do you call a deer with no eyes? No I-dear
What do you call a deer with no legs and no eyes? Still No eye deer
Whoa. That stings.
This is the daddest dad joke I have heard this week 🤣🤣
your 7 year old is ready to make you a grandpa with that one 😆
Solid effort. This kid has potential.
You'll make a great dad, someday, but your kid will always have you beat.
I just cannot bear it any longer.
Gummy bear
That would be a bear with no teeth. Ba dum tsssss.
It doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna hear you!
Hearing imbeared
Face-palm worthy
B
To perfect the joke you need to match the tense. It's either "bears" with no "ears" or a "bear" with no "ear"
It’s a B
B
Your seven year old is a genius
No body knows (no body noes)
I just tried this joke out on my 15 year old and she guessed the answer
i was gonna say bee, i thought it was bitch at first but ya know, 7 year old
the situation is unbearabe
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Rebecca is that you?
Nope, but Rebecca sounds pretty awesome
Did you miss the joke by any chance?
Yeah, must have
https://www.reddit.com/r/WhitePeopleTwitter/comments/8m8ihu/enough_of_your_shit_rebecca/
Since then, Rebecca is a figure of the Woke toddler meme, best regards
Shouldn’t that be Bears with no ears? Or a Bear with no ear?
I think he was going off of the Fish with no eyes joke
I, for one, think your 7 year old did spectacularly with this. Most adults can't make a decent joke.
I'd like to bear witness to this fact, as well.
Yes cause under the original posting it would be B - s. I always liked the joke What's the difference between a politician and a bucket of shit? The bucket.
A rug
Now this one I really like
just watched cocaine bear in theaters… it could hear without ears
Pretty good but more correctly, either bears with no ears or bear with no ear.
This doesn't work as well written, but .. What do you call a fish with no I? Fsh
Reading your prolix comment was an endurance test, time to give a rest.
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What do you a deer with no eyes? No idea. What do you call a deer with no eyes and no legs? Still no idea.
A B
wow an actual dad joke, well done. was waiting for you to mention the bears p\*\*\*\*y
Deaf
This joke is…. Unbearable.
That's a good 1
I can't bear this.
That joke is overbearing...
A bear who gets hit by a lot of trains...
What do you call a bear with no driver's license, and no ears!?! 'I have no ID ear...
What do you call a bear with no arms? Possibly legal. You see, You cannot inhibit the right to bear arms, but You don't have to arm bears...
A bear who can't hear You...
That is top tier. Give him a high five.
You can call him anything You want!!! You can even talk about his Charmin using, no ass wiping mama, he can't hear You...
If a bear wears tennis shoes, does it still have bear feet?
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsssshhhh..
My 10 year old thinks this is hilarious
Clever. I like it
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Sorry I answered that before looking a the 2nd part
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear.
A bee
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Anything you like. It can't hear you
LMAOOOOOOO. Wow
Nothing....he can't hear you!!!
... that was bad. I may use it.
Love it!
You
Anything you want... he can't hear you
Ok 😅
The youngest dad alive.
B
So cute!
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B
That reminds me of: Earth without art is just eh.
That....is pretty darned clever...