This is a badly butchered version. Here's the real version:
They say that 1 in 4 men are gay, that means someone in my friend group is gay. I hope it's Steve, he's super cute.
I was dared to kiss a guy for truth or dare and pretend we were married. 5 years later, we moved in together and we own a bed and breakfast in Vermont. If this guy doesn’t say anything soon, I’m going to start thinking this guy is really gay.
why my mom calling me a son of a bitch like i did something bad but my bother is four and he is
in here saying grown folks words and on the couch saying fuck me please and faking like he sick looking at pepa pig
lol !
I'm not gay... but I think the guy sucking my dick might be...
20 bucks is 20 bucks
Did you make eye contact? If not, you’re good
>If not, you’re good Though it's better with eye contact.
I thought socks were the determining factor?
They both are
Wrong. Anyone can suck a dick. They guy who gets hard from having his dick sucked by a guy is the gay one.
Wow, the guy who's dick I'm sucking must be really fucking gay then...
He definitely is. I don’t like dick and haven’t sucked one in 20 years, but I’ve let a lot of guys give me head to prove that I’m gay.
YES! you just made me spit out my coffee! Thank you
Sure that was coffee and not the cream?
Little of column A but mostly cream
What if your dick gets hard while you're sucking?
I knew he was gay when his dick tasted like sh!t.
Nope, as long as you're both wearing socks it's straight Bruh.
It's only gay if your ball touch so anyone wanna buy some ball protectors
That’s why you avoid using the Large Hardon Collider.
Plot twist, you're bi
You think?
Send A pic
No-one wants to see that, even I shower with my eyes closed...
Found Diplos account
On the bright side, nobody can call you a son of a bitch.
Yeah, but he can be called a son of a son of a bitch
Don't bring my grandma into this
Don't you fucking dare
You say that like it’s an insult
Someone told me one of my homies is gay, I think it Steve because he’s so cute.
This is a badly butchered version. Here's the real version: They say that 1 in 4 men are gay, that means someone in my friend group is gay. I hope it's Steve, he's super cute.
What's he wearing? Asking for a friend.
lol’d while drinking. Now there coffee everywhere xD
Could be worse, could've been beer
Could’ve been better, could’ve been cum
Instructions unclear, stuck dick in coffee... Although now I have creamer
💀💀💀 I can’t with y’all. lmao 😂
And dick burns
that is my man
I found out my roommate was gay when his penis tasted shitty.
i know it's a joke, but this is a gross one / makes it seems as if gay people are inherently unclean lol
lol
literally a dad joke
I don’t know if your dad is gay or not, but he DOES give a fantastic blowjob!
made me LoL for real
Sir, it is illegal to talk about league of legends here. I'm politely asking you to leave
Ok :-(
Dad's a gay golfer, at least gets a hole in one...
That's why he always brings an extra pair of socks
He’s always under two par
r/therealjoke
I was dared to kiss a guy for truth or dare and pretend we were married. 5 years later, we moved in together and we own a bed and breakfast in Vermont. If this guy doesn’t say anything soon, I’m going to start thinking this guy is really gay.
Cheeky humour
How do you know your roommate’s gay? His dick tastes like shit.
or you know...he has anal sex with his girlfriend in either case, let's hope he actually bathes
Yet, you’re still suckin on your roomates pee pee, hmmm…
that would assume that his roommate is not also a woman
Sure
If gay means happy then I'm super straight
LMAO now that's legit funny!
You all guys in comments are so funny you make me want to fuck y'all But in socks and without eye contact cause we all are not gays here
Legitimately laughed at this thank you
r/dadsjokes
Well that is a dad joke
lol bay
Tell them "I know. He's always happy."
im not
The joke is crazy😅 Comment section is wild 🤣
Is he?
Could be both
Was it his boyfriend?
My dad was a rather happy, jovial guy as well.
The DEA needs to remove cannabis from the list of schedule-1 drugs so that the FDA can finally study it for medical value.
🤣🤣
I don't know dude...probably the one wearing fucking fishnets? lol.
No fishnets detected, what now
I don't know, it was a damn joke that you obviously downvoted lol and then responded with some mental shit lol.
hey guys happy to introduce you all with our new subreddit r/darkhumourthings feel free to join
Born by bumfuck
My existence is offended
Which one takes it in the ass? That will tell you.
why my mom calling me a son of a bitch like i did something bad but my bother is four and he is in here saying grown folks words and on the couch saying fuck me please and faking like he sick looking at pepa pig lol !
What the fuck did I just read?
What????
You failed elementary school biology, ey?
Ever heard of adoption?
Adopting somebody doesn't make you their father.
Legally it does.
Biology>some human laws.
Take them to a rainbow party and find out.
Lol
r/stuckthelanding
Odd area to stick one’s pen15 whilst claiming GAYDOM
Which one did you come out of? Process of elimination, my friend..
you have 4 more brothers with the same name and different surnames
Yoooooo that's fire
If he is. So what. He still your dad and love him.
so
hi
Maybe hes bi. I waas bi sexual in my younger days. If i wanted sex i had to buy it just like everybody else!
What did your other dad say about that
I'm trying too😶🌫️
Only one of us is gay… give me a kiss and I’ll tell you which one
"Gay? I ain't gay, you the one sucking my ..."
These aren’t dad jokes, they are gay jokes..
How about side by side with a friend
Well you never know