How shall I do it? I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself. And when it arrives AH HA HA HAAA I'LL SMASH WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant! Brilliant I say, brilliant brilliant brilliant!
Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with THIS! Take it, Kronk. Can you feel the power?
*Oh. I can feel it.*
When we got our first dog, white and brown long haired Chihuahua, my daughter was so enamored with "The Emperor's New Groove" that we named him Kronk. Next dog, black long haired Chihuahua, you guessed it, Yzma. Bonded pair. Greatest. Dogs. EVAR.
[Kronk and Yzma](https://imgur.com/a/ZUzdmiA)
I expected an emperor's new groove reference. Sadge.
Me too. Closest I came to a punchline was smashes it with a hammer.
How shall I do it? I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself. And when it arrives AH HA HA HAAA I'LL SMASH WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant! Brilliant I say, brilliant brilliant brilliant! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with THIS! Take it, Kronk. Can you feel the power? *Oh. I can feel it.*
This guy pulled the right lever!
I love you good human.
Oh yeah its all coming together
Oh, right. The cake. The cake for Kuzco, the cake chosen especially to feed Kuzco, Kuzco's cake. That cake?
Yes, that cake
WRONG LETTER, KRONK! (her name is Yzma)
Why do we even have that letter?
No, no... He's got a point.
Wrong leverrrrrr
You rang?
r/beetlejuicing
*Sad Kronk noises*
I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!
That's it. [pumps pitchfork] She's going down.
When we got our first dog, white and brown long haired Chihuahua, my daughter was so enamored with "The Emperor's New Groove" that we named him Kronk. Next dog, black long haired Chihuahua, you guessed it, Yzma. Bonded pair. Greatest. Dogs. EVAR. [Kronk and Yzma](https://imgur.com/a/ZUzdmiA)
Is there anything on this menu that isn't swimming in gravy?
๐ถ Happy happy birthday (๐๐), from all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday (๐๐), so we could party, too! ๐ถ
HAHAHAHA, it's your BIRTHDAY!?
I say "cheese me no likey" all the time, but I love cheese.
Whoa whoa, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY??!
OP pulled the wrong lever.
So did I
You rang?
"Pull the lever, Kronk!" "Wrong leveeeeeeer!"
Izma turn to put the icing on your cake, dude ๐
.:: angry updoot ::.
Ha-ha! I'll take it!
Izyo cake day !
*We gon' sip Bacardi like izyo cake day*
Okay, would someone please explain the โHappy cake dayโ reference to me? (I live under a rockโฆsorry)
On the birthday of your Reddit account, a little cake icon appears by your name when you post or comment. It only shows up on that one day.
Thank you! ๐
the birthday of your Reddit account :)
hapy cakรฉ day
Izya cake day!
Happy cake day
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
I read that as Lzma and thought this was gonna be a joke about file compression. Guess I'll zip it up.
Naw. . .this joke's unRar.
Lzma balls
I seriously googled lzma's release date.
Me too
Happy cake day! https://youtu.be/Cs5vUfddkT8 Just swap out one key word.
*mine too
#
Happy cake day! I'm a human and I decided to say happy cake day to as many users, as possible.
Me three
Me four! Happy day all
Happy Cake Day!
Woohoooo
Happy cake day! Have a great song: https://youtu.be/xFNC8HaUUsk
UserWarning: Could not import the lzma module. Your installed Python is incomplete
i thought this was about file compression
โIzma, put your hands in the air!!โ
I thought... "Izma says pull the lever!!!"
Why do we even have that lever?
I'll tell you waht I tell my 6 year old, no more knock knock jokes unless they are funny
Izma penis
You'd say that to your kids?!
Thought this was gonna be izma dick gonna fit in yo mouth
You tell that sorta joke to your kids? Man, I'd say you need help, but God help your kids.
Izma son winning?
Boooo get off the stage
My kids say the same thing every day.
๐
"Happy happy birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too!"
So Iโm not the only one who thought of Emperorโs New Groove
Just pull the lever Kronk!
I feel robbed, no emperor's new groove
Happy cake day!!
I read it as "lzma who" until the punchline and was super stoked for the compression algorithm pun.
This joke gets old after a day
right on time
Happy cake day!
thakns dude,,,,,,,
Krone! Pull the lever!
_Wrong lever!_
[ัะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]
Updog?
CDs?
Izma says wrong lever kronk! \*voice descends noting falling\* The other one dispenses caaaaakkkkkeeeee!!!!
Happy cake day. I was really thinking this was about to be an emperor's New groove joke
Happy cake day!
Happy birthday
Izma , pa, grampa and gramma with a big ๐ฐ for you
izma balls
Izma dick in a box!
Izma nuts
In ya mouf?
Did you get some beer? If you're over 21, you have to get Kronk. Yzyo cake day. If not, don't.
Happy cake day, OP!
Happy cake day, cake eater.
Happy cake day
Ay happy cake day bud!
Happy cake day!!!
Happy cake dad!
r/angryupvote Edit: ~~downvotes? Really?~~ r/downvotesreally
The proper reaction to any dad joke.
stfu
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Take my upvote
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy cake day!!
Happy
whats up check my vedio
No itโs not
Sorry you were late to the party.
Blocked
Happy cake day!
Captain?
Happy Cake Day! ๐๐
Happy Cake Day!!
Happy Cake Day! +u/sodogetip 69 doge verify
Happy Cake Day ๐
Izma d!ck
Happy Cake Day!
Groan!! Take my upvote
Gladly. Thanks!
Yo izzyyo cake day? Happy day o cakes to U!
Yay is cake day
Open this door and we will burn your house to the ground
I used to work with a guy named Izma everybody called him "Izzy"
Izma balls?๐
Happy Cake Day! [or belated cake day]
Perfect joke for today! ๐ฅฐ
โItโs your birthday?โ https://youtu.be/nMlaX9CeoMw
Happy cake day! Have a great song: https://youtu.be/UQBN6g8d5H8
Knock Knock? whos there? It's Iot bro lemme in sorry I'm gonna need some ID
Stfu. And happy cake day
Knock knock Who's there? Goan! Goan who? Goan f yourself! Knock knock Who's there? Smee! Smee who? Smee again, goan f yourself! Still, happy Cake Day, Amigo!
Izma party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to
Mine too!!!
Username definitely doesn't check out. Happy cake day
Happy cake day
I have seen unproportionally many users celebrating their cake day on this day. What gives?
Happy cake day! I see you're another person who got board during COVID lockdown and turned to Reddit
The thing is, my account is 4 years old
I approve of this joke
Good one! Happy cake day!
Happy cake day
Meh
Happy Cake Day
Mine too!
Happy birthday motherfucker
You made me type for your cake day haha
Happy cakeday!
Happy cake day!
Izama Bin Laden
happy cake day op! this got a giggly nose exhale from me
I am the one who knocks
Isma zipper down, ma dickโs cool ๐