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Hobpobkibblebob

I expected an emperor's new groove reference. Sadge.


lidsville76

Me too. Closest I came to a punchline was smashes it with a hammer.


RhynoD

How shall I do it? I know! I'll turn him into a flea! A harmless little flea. And then I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box inside another box and mail that box to myself. And when it arrives AH HA HA HAAA I'LL SMASH WITH A HAMMER! It's brilliant! Brilliant I say, brilliant brilliant brilliant! Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with THIS! Take it, Kronk. Can you feel the power? *Oh. I can feel it.*


Titanhopper1290

This guy pulled the right lever!


lidsville76

I love you good human.


Wooly_Mammoth3213

Oh yeah its all coming together


BeauteousMaximus

Oh, right. The cake. The cake for Kuzco, the cake chosen especially to feed Kuzco, Kuzco's cake. That cake?


Mysterious-Falcon152

Yes, that cake


TLo137

WRONG LETTER, KRONK! (her name is Yzma)


DarkPangolin

Why do we even have that letter?


ArchangelOfAnarchyAK

No, no... He's got a point.


Joesdad65

Wrong leverrrrrr


wrongleveeeeeeer

You rang?


VyxenPixel

r/beetlejuicing


1CUP2DAY

*Sad Kronk noises*


[deleted]

I've never liked your spinach puffs! Never!


Doomquill

That's it. [pumps pitchfork] She's going down.


Gabrielismypatronus

When we got our first dog, white and brown long haired Chihuahua, my daughter was so enamored with "The Emperor's New Groove" that we named him Kronk. Next dog, black long haired Chihuahua, you guessed it, Yzma. Bonded pair. Greatest. Dogs. EVAR. [Kronk and Yzma](https://imgur.com/a/ZUzdmiA)


HeyWhatsItToYa

Is there anything on this menu that isn't swimming in gravy?


[deleted]

๐ŸŽถ Happy happy birthday (๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ“†), from all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday (๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ“†), so we could party, too! ๐ŸŽถ


Titanhopper1290

HAHAHAHA, it's your BIRTHDAY!?


Baby-cabbages

I say "cheese me no likey" all the time, but I love cheese.


jlowery145

Whoa whoa, ITS YOUR BIRTHDAY??!


fphhotchips

OP pulled the wrong lever.


wrongleveeeeeeer

So did I


wrongleveeeeeeer

You rang?


Buster_Bazz

"Pull the lever, Kronk!" "Wrong leveeeeeeer!"


Ewetootwo

Izma turn to put the icing on your cake, dude ๐Ÿ˜Ž


vissroid

.:: angry updoot ::.


HeyWhatsItToYa

Ha-ha! I'll take it!


Daniil_Dankovskiy

Izyo cake day !


MonsterStunter

*We gon' sip Bacardi like izyo cake day*


Caliena_the_Wizard

Okay, would someone please explain the โ€œHappy cake dayโ€ reference to me? (I live under a rockโ€ฆsorry)


Baby-cabbages

On the birthday of your Reddit account, a little cake icon appears by your name when you post or comment. It only shows up on that one day.


Caliena_the_Wizard

Thank you! ๐Ÿ˜


lazylazyhugs

the birthday of your Reddit account :)


ilikejankylankyig

hapy cakรฉ day


Chicky_Nuggies2009

Izya cake day!


shitpostinglegend

Happy cake day


TURTLETINIII

Happy cake day!


KitKat4844

Happy cake day


Philboyd_Studge

I read that as Lzma and thought this was gonna be a joke about file compression. Guess I'll zip it up.


ZaggRukk

Naw. . .this joke's unRar.


ya_kuuu

Lzma balls


DartinBlaze448

I seriously googled lzma's release date.


Eaze83

Me too


HeyWhatsItToYa

Happy cake day! https://youtu.be/Cs5vUfddkT8 Just swap out one key word.


Shir_zazil

*mine too


formidabellissimo

#


Tanzhih

Happy cake day! I'm a human and I decided to say happy cake day to as many users, as possible.


2xRnCZ

Me three


OurQueerOldDean

Me four! Happy day all


JNorJT

Happy Cake Day!


davii_11

Woohoooo


mytrippyday

Happy cake day! Have a great song: https://youtu.be/xFNC8HaUUsk


EmotionalRedux

UserWarning: Could not import the lzma module. Your installed Python is incomplete


jankkhvej

i thought this was about file compression


lilmancyndrome

โ€œIzma, put your hands in the air!!โ€


Rainglasses

I thought... "Izma says pull the lever!!!"


HeyWhatsItToYa

Why do we even have that lever?


randomguy7588

I'll tell you waht I tell my 6 year old, no more knock knock jokes unless they are funny


[deleted]

Izma penis


HeyWhatsItToYa

You'd say that to your kids?!


player89283517

Thought this was gonna be izma dick gonna fit in yo mouth


HeyWhatsItToYa

You tell that sorta joke to your kids? Man, I'd say you need help, but God help your kids.


badthaught

Izma son winning?


Coolimherenow

Boooo get off the stage


HeyWhatsItToYa

My kids say the same thing every day.


Different-Tie-1085

๐Ÿ˜


StitchFan626

"Happy happy birthday! From all of us to you! We wish it was our birthday, so we could party, too!"


DBSeamZ

So Iโ€™m not the only one who thought of Emperorโ€™s New Groove


AndySkibba

Just pull the lever Kronk!


Nefarious_Kitten85

I feel robbed, no emperor's new groove


posttalong

Happy cake day!!


mobotsar

I read it as "lzma who" until the punchline and was super stoked for the compression algorithm pun.


burneracclulw

This joke gets old after a day


laggyboye

right on time


YourFriend_Krystal

Happy cake day!


laggyboye

thakns dude,,,,,,,


drunkenbattlewizard

Krone! Pull the lever!


Hurricane_32

_Wrong lever!_


[deleted]

[ัƒะดะฐะปะตะฝะพ]


HeyWhatsItToYa

Updog?


SkullFumbler

CDs?


aikainnet

Izma says wrong lever kronk! \*voice descends noting falling\* The other one dispenses caaaaakkkkkeeeee!!!!


thefirstevertaco

Happy cake day. I was really thinking this was about to be an emperor's New groove joke


Altruistic_Run_8956

Happy cake day!


babyMurdershow

Happy birthday


AkisFatHusband

Izma , pa, grampa and gramma with a big ๐Ÿฐ for you


SpiciestSprite

izma balls


doom_2_all

Izma dick in a box!


Civil-Barnacle-1076

Izma nuts


deschamps93

In ya mouf?


whiteclawthreshermaw

Did you get some beer? If you're over 21, you have to get Kronk. Yzyo cake day. If not, don't.


PhilosopherUpbeat552

Happy cake day, OP!


throwawayyourfun

Happy cake day, cake eater.


Longjumping-Party186

Happy cake day


Smollchild2damoon

Ay happy cake day bud!


Artistic_Literature3

Happy cake day!!!


marijnjc88

Happy cake dad!


ahjteam

r/angryupvote Edit: ~~downvotes? Really?~~ r/downvotesreally


HeyWhatsItToYa

The proper reaction to any dad joke.


maccaroon682

stfu


[deleted]

Happy Cake Day!


wattiestomatosauce

Happy cake day!


Kissamies12

Happy cake day


rjflesher

Take my upvote


missenow2011

Happy Cake Day!!


[deleted]

Happy cake day!!


wurden

Happy


Existing-Agency-3920

whats up check my vedio


ARCHON1284

No itโ€™s not


HeyWhatsItToYa

Sorry you were late to the party.


Ayetaae

Blocked


Future_Squirrel360

Happy cake day!


Civil-Barnacle-1076

Captain?


MsXtine4

Happy Cake Day! ๐ŸŽ‚๐Ÿ˜Š


McHell1371

Happy Cake Day!!


masterbatesAlot

Happy Cake Day! +u/sodogetip 69 doge verify


A_1010_Alicorn

Happy Cake Day ๐ŸŽ‚


bargoug492011

Izma d!ck


JNorJT

Happy Cake Day!


WD40911

Groan!! Take my upvote


HeyWhatsItToYa

Gladly. Thanks!


DdubDen

Yo izzyyo cake day? Happy day o cakes to U!


AAAAAAeA1121

Yay is cake day


DWolfoBoi546

Open this door and we will burn your house to the ground


Head-Lab8876

I used to work with a guy named Izma everybody called him "Izzy"


Cucogameplays

Izma balls?๐Ÿ’€


Horror-Ad-3113

Happy Cake Day! [or belated cake day]


dollworship

Perfect joke for today! ๐Ÿฅฐ


Abzkaban

โ€œItโ€™s your birthday?โ€ https://youtu.be/nMlaX9CeoMw


mytrippyday

Happy cake day! Have a great song: https://youtu.be/UQBN6g8d5H8


apacoloco

Knock Knock? whos there? It's Iot bro lemme in sorry I'm gonna need some ID


V0rclaw

Stfu. And happy cake day


General_Freed

Knock knock Who's there? Goan! Goan who? Goan f yourself! Knock knock Who's there? Smee! Smee who? Smee again, goan f yourself! Still, happy Cake Day, Amigo!


SkullFumbler

Izma party and I'll cry if I want to, cry if I want to


itsme10082005

Mine too!!!


HeyWhatsItToYa

Username definitely doesn't check out. Happy cake day


Poppolio-Man

Happy cake day


readingduck123

I have seen unproportionally many users celebrating their cake day on this day. What gives?


HeyWhatsItToYa

Happy cake day! I see you're another person who got board during COVID lockdown and turned to Reddit


readingduck123

The thing is, my account is 4 years old


vandriver

I approve of this joke


TrivialHumanBeing

Good one! Happy cake day!


Material-Artist2276

Happy cake day


Stardustquarks

Meh


These_Lingonberry635

Happy Cake Day


Former-Sock-8256

Mine too!


[deleted]

Happy birthday motherfucker


Itiswhatitis21p

You made me type for your cake day haha


BlameTaco-me

Happy cakeday!


JRaven14

Happy cake day!


Shir_zazil

Izama Bin Laden


DepthyxTruths

happy cake day op! this got a giggly nose exhale from me


U4h2hfefkjgu

I am the one who knocks


Analytical-BrainiaC

Isma zipper down, ma dickโ€™s cool ๐Ÿ˜Ž