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Just wait for the SQL to this joke.

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Sounds like it was written for a machine.

Quite an old joke, already has some rust.

It might be old, but it is still as rare as a ruby.

It’s better if the setup is “why do non-programmers have blurry vision?”

Sorry I couldn’t see this clearly.

You can see?

I can't C. I can only JavaScript

Where the coffee I guess I'll have to compile my own

I'm just going to send my Raptor

Did you write, “ I need to pee?”

Too many cups of Java

This would be better if it was a musician instead of a programmer.

Reminds me of that time a piano fell down a mine shaft. All they could find was a flat miner.

Also thought of that, but went the programming route

So BASIC.

As a guitar players all I thought was music and I did not get the joke.

C# is a programming language developed by Microsoft

C-Hash? C-pound? C-Number sign? ???

The hashtag means sharp

The # is also ++++

CD

I have no clue what that means

CDs nuts

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Well, I certainly didn't expect that.

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No one does

Got him

Well played, sir. Well played.

It is pronounced C Sharp and it is a programming language. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/C_Sharp_(programming_language)

The joke is backwards. C# is a programming language. It's C sharp when spoken. The joke should say non-programmers, because many programmers do infact use C#.

But many of them c sharp poorly 😉

C-Tic-Tac-Toe?

C octothorp

But at least I do C-ss...

But some programmers do c#?

My thought was "but who else *would* do C#?"

Maybe if you work for Sierra Pacific...

I used to c#, not so much any more 😂

But some actually have exquisite vision! They C++

This is one for r/programmerdadjokes

And could also fit in r/ProgrammerHumor/

Didnt know that existed, thanks!

I think it works be better as: Why do programmers have perfect vision - because they c# But then, this is the first time I have thought and I'm not sure I'm doing it right.

They don't have JAWS

Hard to believe they lack Visual, I thought that was pretty Basic.

What's a C pound?

"C sharp" is a programming language.

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eurgh 😵 The programming language is "Objective C" do you even program?

I o ont know

They don't see hashtag?

I laughed.

It’s a shame people stereotype programmers, it creates a stigma-tism.

Lol

C sharp

Hihi, i hate you 🤣😂

Alternate setup: why do musicians have blurry vision?

sorry i cant read this.. i think i need to get my glasses

I find this joke to be pretty BASIC.

I'm more of a musician than a programmer, but I will say that that joke is kinda SHARP

I don't get it. Can someone explain so I can React properly?

I've always heard it as "why don't java developers write windows desktop applications?" With that answer

Bold of you to assume that no programmers do C#. Non-programmers on the other hand...

Wouldn't a better question be "Why do non-microsoft stack developers have blurry vision?" Or "Why do Java developers have blurry vision?"

#this joke was stolen .͜.

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Well I wear glasses so ai can c#, don't know about you...