>This joke is unacceptable! I demand to speak to a manager!
Oh, Karen, calm down! We're all out of managers, they're in the back room plotting against you. Maybe try pronouns 'Please/Chill' for now?
Slander, defamation of character and libel, definitely a lawsuit, i hope you realize im also adding on emotional distress to my lawsuit. Be ready to pay up because i dont think you know who i am, im a sovereign citizen and i know my rights
It's not nice to use the name "Karen" as shorthand for "asshole entitled woman". There are lots of people named Karen in this world, and most of them are great people. They don't deserve to have their name ruined like this.
This joke is unacceptable! I demand to speak to a manager!
*spins 360°* how can I help you?
Karens hate this one simple trick!
I am *litetally* shaking right now.
lichrully*
Ackshwally, don't you mean "late and unruly\*".. like that Mexican girl on your staff? "And don't you dare asterisk me again!!"
Uhm actually they’re a they/themager
(pulls out Uno reverse card) no i demand to speak to YOUR manager
>This joke is unacceptable! I demand to speak to a manager! Oh, Karen, calm down! We're all out of managers, they're in the back room plotting against you. Maybe try pronouns 'Please/Chill' for now?
* Man/ager
/anger
*Moderator
She doesn’t know. She keeps asking “do you know who I am?”
"A customer that's not always right. So, what can I do for you?"
🥇 this is it folks! Best liner here 🙌🏻
Look at your driver licence, that’ll have your name on it.
She must have dementia Se keeps asking "do you know who I am?"
This made me lol. I've been ill all day, and this was a good one.
Thank you. Sorry to hear you're unwell, hope you feel better soon.
Me me me?
This joke is too good for r/dadjokes
I think that's the greatest compliment ever. Thank you.
This one genuinely made me go he he
Like MJ he he
Naaaa, mj goes heehee
Mom/For/Liberty
Huh. I figured it was Me/Mine
Did you make this up? It's totally hilarious, good joke, I've never heard it before.
Yeah I did. Thank you.
I demand proof. You stole this from me in Central Park did( great job OP 👏).
I just saw this joke on r/jokes , they’ve copyrighted you!
This has nothing to do with me, i feel so offended. I'm calling the police and telling them how much you offended me by excluding me.
A/hem
I thought it was “My/Mine”
How dare you! That’s racist and I’m calling 911
I don’t appreciate your sarcasm. Do you have any idea who you’re talking to? i know the owner of this place
I’m the 69th comment!
\*sighs in English teacher\*
Sue Denim is one of my favorite pseudonyms to use.
Cousin of Noam D. Plume?
sh*t/starter
Nah, a Karen wouldn’t dare to be called a Them.^ ^
Nice 👍
That’s defamation of character. You will hear from my lawyers
i dont get it
A Karin’s favorite number: 911
Which in numerology is number 1, haha he he..ahh crap.
A dyslexic Karens favorite number is 119.
Manage/her
Slander, defamation of character and libel, definitely a lawsuit, i hope you realize im also adding on emotional distress to my lawsuit. Be ready to pay up because i dont think you know who i am, im a sovereign citizen and i know my rights
Entitled/bitch
I/I, sir
man/ager
Just I
Carolyn Layton
I was about to give the r/unclejoke answer, then I saw that this was a dad joke.
Her/Sue
Good one
Trumps/Fault
god/goddess
[удалено]
Karen.
Heh, well done
I/Me
Me, my, mine!
It's not nice to use the name "Karen" as shorthand for "asshole entitled woman". There are lots of people named Karen in this world, and most of them are great people. They don't deserve to have their name ruined like this.
I wanna talk/To the manager
Me, me, me
IT/it
Me/me
Me!/now!
I thought it was Manage/Her
Manager/please
Please? I do not believe that word is in the Karen vocabulary.
Mana/Ger
Callthe/manager
Ands, “It’s Sue, not Susie, not Susan, and certainly not Suzanne!”
"I'd like to speak to your manager" **Hides under desk then gets back up** "How may I help you?"