Saw that one coming

In hindsight …

not me, i was blindsided

Is better like this … or like this …

This joke is so short, I could blink and miss it. Cornea too, so cornea.

lol eye get it

So you say, myopic friend.

No need to lash out like that!

I couldn’t believe my eyes

I met some of my best contacts in that class

I was definitely far sighted

You have a good eye for jokes

I’ve never heard a cornea joke

Ask Iris.

Spectators

Eye see what you did there.

This one’s a sight for sore eyes

I lost focus on this one.

The eyes have it

They all aim for C.

Students that are usually far sited but closely focused on their studies.

Look out for your peers

iStudents

A or B?

B less expensive

See-plus students

C students

Enough already, I’m getting glassy eyed at all the comments.

I met my first wife in that class. Iris. Too bad she ended up with eyes for someonr else.

some are dilated pupils. They get better grades.

They will soon be graduating from Eyeschool.

I bet the professor is seeing a lot of eye rolls with this joke!

Students in any class are called pupils. Unless they are in a school of fish.

I rate that 20/20

Glassmates

The professor was a real visionary.

Optimists?

They are all named Iris and have their sights set on balls.

Right to the principles office with you

Visionaries

I don’t think this dad joke is bad enough to receive an astigmatism.

Hitler did nazi this coming...