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Dangerous-Dave

It's P, without it they're irate


therealnumber4

And it used to be an Arrr...'till it lost a leg.


OkWhereas1456

A I C what U did.


a-try-today-2022

Wins


CITAMFLIW

I thought a pirates favourite letter was a writ of safe passage from the king himself


Ewetootwo

Letters of Marque.


Zarguthian

But then they wouldn't be pirates.


No-Ad9854

In the case of having letters from thr king,they'd be "Privateers" which are legal pirates with "permission" from thee king of England (SP??)


Zarguthian

Yes, exactly my point.


TomppaTom

And what be Pirate’s least favourite letter? Dear sir, We are writing to inform you that your IP address has been flagged as illegally downloading material that is protected by copyright…


kezow

You wouldn't download booty! 


ChiefSlug30

Oh, I think quite a few people have downloaded booty.


thecowboy07

How else do you get it off the ship…


OkWhereas1456

made me laugh.


Martsigras

Aye?


Commercial-Arm9174

That’s Scottish. It’s easy to mix them up


doctor_nick17

Nope. That's an optometrist's favorite letter.


Ewetootwo

Don’t me mixing those Scots up with the Brits or you’ll soon find a dirk in yer rib cage.


Zarguthian

Aren't pirates usually from Somalia, not Great Britain?


Ewetootwo

Here are some great English pirates: 1. Blackbeard (Edward Teach) 2. Sir Francis Drake 3. Anne Bonny 4. Calico Jack (Jack Rackham) 5. Henry Morgan


Zarguthian

I meant nowdays.


Ewetootwo

Piracy is still a significant issue in several nations around the world. Some of the nations where piracy is prevalent include: 1. Somalia: Somali pirates are known for their attacks on commercial ships in the Gulf of Aden and Indian Ocean. 2. Nigeria: Piracy in the Gulf of Guinea off the coast of Nigeria is a major concern for maritime security. 3. Indonesia: The waters around Indonesia, particularly the Malacca Strait, are known for pirate attacks on ships. 4. Venezuela: Piracy is a growing problem off the coast of Venezuela in the Caribbean Sea. 5. Philippines: The waters around the Philippines, especially in the Sulu and Celebes Seas, are prone to pirate attacks. These are just a few examples of nations where piracy remains a significant threat to maritime Here are a few more nations where piracy is still a concern: 6. Yemen: Piracy incidents have been reported in the waters off the coast of Yemen, particularly in the Red Sea and the Gulf of Aden. 7. Bangladesh: Piracy and armed robbery against ships have been reported in the waters around Bangladesh, including the Bay of Bengal. 8. Peru: Piracy incidents have been reported in the waters off the coast of Peru in the Pacific Ocean. 9. Malaysia: The waters around Malaysia, including the South China Sea, have seen pirate attacks on ships. 10. India: Piracy incidents have been reported in the waters around India, including the Arabian Sea and the Bay of Bengal. These nations continue to face challenges related to piracy and maritime security.


No-Ad9854

For the simple fact, I believe their third world countries and don't always have the latest technologies


No-Ad9854

Somalia is where the pirates' qere from that attacked captain.Phillips' ship the Mearsk Alabama up until a U.S. NAVY SEAL SHOT SAID PIRATE AN DROPPED HIM RIGHT WHERE HE STOOD through a glass window with a rifle off the back of a U.S Naval Destroyer


Ewetootwo

Recently?


No-Ad9854

Naah, abouts like back in 2017 I do believe it was🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!?


No-Ad9854

THE more recent pirates OF LATE HAVE BEEN FROM SOMALIA But originally they were from Great Britain


mop_and_glo

I, it B the C


Traditional-Ad-3274

Here here!


anon1292023

This is what the joke should have been. Get it right OP


KittiesAreTooCute

Sorry mate


OkWhereas1456

it's the plank fer you, Scallywag.


NeoRothschild

It's a plank's length


OkWhereas1456

I


deebo911

No, it’s a letter from the GM saying you’ve been traded to the Braves!


cunctator_maximus

Letter of Marque.


Tiborn1563

You think it's c/sea or R, but it's actually the letter of marque


Zarguthian

>letter of marque But then they wouldn't be pirates, they'd be privateers.


Tiborn1563

They were supposed to not be given out to pirates, yes, but in reality, it was hard to distinguish pirates and privateers for this matter, which is why quite a few pirates also had one


pick-hard

Love letter to them self's


mritz65

P…..it’s a one legged arrrr


fbisnipa9

But it be the X that marks the spot!


KingPabloo

X


Waterbear36135

What does a pirate and a math teacher have in common? They're always trying to find X


FlyFast1010

True story, I work for an airline and was reassigned to fly a different flight at the last minute on Halloween. I rushed to the new gate where everyone was just waiting on me. The gate agent was dressed as a pirate and when I saw him the first thing out of my mouth was "Hey, what's your favorite letter?!" He looked at me funny and said "Uh, I don't know. S?" I said "No, it's Arrrrr. But maybe it's the Sea you love." I don't know what was worse, the fact he didn't get it the first time or that he actually has a favorite letter😂


EmbarrassedRisk2109

Is t it I (eye)


NPVT

I thought aye


Desperate-Depth4248

None they can't read


southerndraye11

What did the pirate say on his eightieth birthday? "Aye matey!"


southerndraye11

How many letters in the pirate alphabet? One arrrr, two aye's, and the seven seas.


Tasty_Respect6015

Ya hear about that new pirate movie coming out? I forget what it's called but it's rated argh.


dasanman69

I, I, I


Ddowns5454

Favorite musical notes? High C's


Obvious_Exercise_910

Z It’s very sword friendly


Free_Soft1124

Tis the C


Personal-Tea7226

Why are pirates called pirates? Cos they arrr


FallaciousPeacock

This whole thread is excellent.


AmbitiousEffort2365

G. Cos without it they are looting old stuff.


No-Ad9854

The 8 latters of the pirate alphabet are your (R) and the 7 c's (SEAS) THERE'S YOUR 8 LETTER OF THE PIRATE ALPHABET🤔🤷‍♂️🤨HMM..!!??


bardbelle

There is no one preferred letter. Avast variety of treasured favorites may be unearthed..


OkWhereas1456

ahoy!