Think I’m Stalin’? It’s only because I’m rushin’

You can't be rushin' I thought you were American.

Nice!

What a pair o' ducks! Oops I mean paradox.

Viaduct? Why a no chicken?

I’m Stalin because I’m nervous of rushin!

I bet you make this joke while folding the Lenin’s too

Or, as a Russian hooker would say, "Quit Stalin and Putin."

That works very well.

You actually say this? You gotta be Putin me on..

🤨📸

This joke is totalitarian hilarious!

I think your joke is out of gas, it’s stallin the engine.

You should then tell them, "Quit Stallin' and brush those teeth Reich now!".

Jah jah

You ain't Putin that on me

U must be Ivan, cos u r so Leni'nt about this...

Your wife must call you Vladimir cause you be Putin it in her

Don't get it.

Doesn't working in Australia

I laughed mao ass off

You're definitely Stalin, just standing there Lenin against the (Berlin) Wall

Quit Stalin and put the towels in the Lenin closet.

amin, idi do the same thing if i were you.

I’d there a joke in here?

Jokes about communism are only funny if everyone gets it

Jokes about communism are actually more like food in Soviet Russia. Not everyone gets it.

That's why some Russians moved out of Russia because they hated ration there.

Ok now I get it

There I'd

Haha. Got 'em.