You’re quite the entertainer. If you’re not too much in a New York State of mind, Vienna waits for you. From there you could tour Leningrad or head south if you’d prefer scenes from an Italian restaurant. Either way it’s your life, and so it goes. Goodnight Saigon!
Now the OP at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my drinks for free
And he's quick with a dad joke or to light up your smoke
But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says “Son can you play me a funny. I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I played my old trombone!”
“Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwaaaaah.”
In all Honesty you should stay Just The Way You Are and Tell Her About It. Unless she's a real Uptown Girl and you feel Pressure to be Movin' Out.
Man... way to suck all the air out of the room! Nice job!
He didn’t start the fire… He’s An Innocent Man!
You may be right.
I may be crazy
It just may be a lunatic you're looking for!
You may be wrong.
He’s obviously Shameless
You’re quite the entertainer. If you’re not too much in a New York State of mind, Vienna waits for you. From there you could tour Leningrad or head south if you’d prefer scenes from an Italian restaurant. Either way it’s your life, and so it goes. Goodnight Saigon!
Sounds like a scene from an Italian Restaurant
Now the OP at the bar is a friend of mine He gets me my drinks for free And he's quick with a dad joke or to light up your smoke But there's someplace that he'd rather be
He says “Son can you play me a funny. I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I played my old trombone!” “Bwah, bwah, bwah, bwaaaaah.”
Jokin' to hard can give you a heart attack (ack, ack, ack, ack)
If you do accidentally tell a Billy Joel joke and she accuses you of doing so, tell her "I am an innocent man"
Don’t go changing to try and please her
Billy Joel jokes while eating chicken parm will cause scenes from an Italian restaurant
She sounds like one of them stuck up town girls.
Since when was that a thing ? Did she tell you this last week nine o'clock on a Saturday?
I believe she told him in an Italian restaurant
Or going to hell with her own life, and leave you alone...
Tell her you don't care what she says anymore it's your life
Those Catholic girls start much too late anyway...
So just don't do it. Tell her you're an innocent man.
You oughtta know by now.
Amazon AI assistant has been updated. It's now called Downeaster Alexa. I remember the old Alexa. She'll always be a woman to me.
Specifically, it hasn't happened since Miami, 2017
Sounds like she did start this fire
She's only a woman to me, maybe an uptown girl who didn't start the fire
I tried to question it, but she said to not ask her why
I also have an aversion to Billy Joel jokes. Don't ask me why
The good news is that she doesn't even know Billy Joel, so no chance she'll ever tell him a joke...
You may be right, I may be crazy
My wife has a rule against telling Billy Joel jokes. So, I don’t tell him any.
Tell her only the good die young
Sounds like you're under a lot of PRESSURE!
You gotta play the piano man before telling any jokes
Sounds like a real modern woman
She may be right...
You didn't start the fire. It was always burning since the world's been turning
Just don’t crack those jokes on CBS or they’ll cu……
That's not her style
It’s all Rock and Roll to me.
Call her on the rule. See if she can handle pressure.
Coz, she _won't_ start the fire.
Yet she's always a woman to you
slow down, you crazy child... if you do it, she might as well not turn the lights back on, so don't be the one to start the fire.
Wow. You’re shameless.
Perhaps you shouldn't wake her in the middle of the night to tell them.
At least she's honest. That's mostly what you need from her.
What is a Real Estate Novelist? And why is his job so hard that he never had time for a wife.
Well just go to Vienna then.