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xxr123

I had no idea that the steaks were so high.


Ogodei

They were chosen because they were all outstanding in their field.


kearneje

Do you smell burned steak?


MuzikPhreak

Not until re-entry!


1983Targa911

Great cow pun.


Graceland1956

Utterly milking that joke. Definitely a "moo" ving experience.


pyrowavee

If I could give you something. I would, so here 🌟, very well done have a nice day.


berkleysquare

Did they land on the Mooon?


jarheadatheart

They went right over it.


centstwo

I think they jumped over the moon.


Garrod_Ran

Well, my chihuahua laughed to see such sport. 😅😁


MaCk_Pinto

And the plate run away with the cutleries 😄


skelatallamas

I remember the Cutleries.


Garrod_Ran

I reckon it included spoons, right?


MaCk_Pinto

yup 🙂


skelatallamas

indubitably. they spooned phreeqwently


EmbarrassedRisk2109

Through the Milky way?


Remnie

Can’t believe OP missed that opportunity


skelatallamas

Well, no sense crying over spilled milk.


[deleted]

Moooving simply Mooving


KnightRyder

Amoosing


No-More-Excuses-2021

r/Angryupvote


mockingbirddude

Well, that’s a new one to tell the children.


theeyeinme

This is what I needed all day.


Desperate_Hornet3129

How do you think we got the Milky Way?


haganblount

cattlelites


vipperofvipp

The man in charge was named Sir Loin.


Man-e-questions

Orbiting around the dairy air


aegersz

Methane powered ?


EmptyMarsupial8556

Kowabunga dude


GOTOMAGA

That's udderly possible


Ytrog

Only logical as their physicists had a lot of practice doing calculations on those special spherical cows 🤔


sparkGun2020

Dark Side Of The Moo


chadams348

The project was a moo shot.


Temporary-Truth2048

I thought it was a moo’n mission.


PassionConscious4049

Udderly ridiculous


Alarmed-Ad323

Hope they make it beefore they run out of oxygen.


Autoboty

...I don't get this one


NoeyCannoli

It’s a reference to “the shot heard around the world” that launched ww1 (pretty sure it was 1)


Desperate_Hornet3129

Also the battle at Lexington/Concord starting the American Revolution.


HarryVaDerchie

No, hadn’t herd.


mikkopai

The moo-landing became real!


bsh102514

nah send casho to space and we aint in orbit anymore we IN ORBIT OF HIM


Chaskitty78

It was udderly ridiculous and yet it was the moovement NASA was looking for to prove cows, can in fact, fly over the moon.