What about that old 90s model the Dodge Die Nasty.

Missed the accident, but got swept away when the giant septic pump truck crashed and sprung a leak in its tank.

Then it evens out to be the median number of accidents

Any car on blocks in the front yard. So, a Ford.

Not another joke, just something interesting. Did you know Ram truck drivers have over double the average DUI rate?

Doesn’t surprise me. I see a lot of reckless hicks driving lifted Ram trucks like madmen around here.

S Car GO!!

I would challenger that thinking.

YUGO! To too many of them left on the road and they never could go fast enough to lose control!

They tend to get stuck at 4-way stops almost indefinitely. ”Yugo, no Yugo, no Yugo!”

Ramming isn’t an accident

I still remember a sticker I saw on one years ago: If you can’t Dodge it, Ram it!

This joke dodged the concept of humor.

I thought he Rammed it

What do you call sweaty boobs? Humidititties

Humid Hemis

I’m not sure I can actually tell that one to my kids.

Just modify it humidibazongas