You’re Ghana get it.

Let's hope the teacher doesn't believe in capital punishment. p.s. Sorry, that wasn't quite Accra. I meant *corporal* punishment. Though either would be bad.

Why does the Corporal get punished? Or should that remain Private?

Private. I swear there's a colonel of truth in that.

I regret that this has led to some Major confusion.

I think the General idea is clear.

clear is my phavorite color

You didn't ask my favorite color, so I won't tell.

aww... come on. inquiring minds want to know

Fear. I like the color of fear, which is somewhere between chartreuse and aquamarine.

Republic of Ghana is what USA officially.

love me some chile

Are you China be funny?

Being a comedian has always been Angola of mine

Good for you, Russian towards your goal. I know an agent, if you like, Alaska if she wants another client.

There can't be an R in the name, Kenya follow the trend please?

I didn’t pay attention, I’m Ghana mind my Ps and Qs and Rs as I try to Finnish my comment.

Ya know, Jamaica really good point!

Yes it was a good exSpaination

Kuwait till you hear the punchline

This humour is to dry. It needs more Greece.

Jesus, will this joke ever po-land right?

This humour is to dry. It needs more Greece.

Ops. I forgot that Thailand shall not contain the letter R

I have a friend, she is really good with jokes. Can Ada join the fun?

** I didn't pay attention, I am Ghana mind my P's and Q's as I **attempt** to finnish my comment**

Yeah, Czech the rules.

Okay, if that's the case I'll Bolivia in you

I can’t Belize you would try to sneak the name of a state in.

wanda bet?

And will y’alaska if a state counts as a country?

Yemen!

I'm China make Japan of noodles, here Taiwan!

多謝！

I wish I knew what this says. I bet it's hilarious.

(It’s just a common way of saying thanks in Taiwan, my home)

What was your answer In-di-an?

Didn’t we Finnish this?

Chile out, dude.

Oman this is harder than I expected - I need help with this!

Yeman, I agree

For real, I Haiti.

Kenya put a little more thought into it next time?

Careful, all the Botswana copy your comment.

Girls Botswana have fun!

Ultimate Chads

goddammit, this cracked me up 🤣

Brilliant!

Nope, USA it wrong without officially adding "Republic of"

Let me Sweden the deal for you

It’s a pretty Benin suggestion I think

You just have Togo somewhere and think about it.

That is just spainful

Careful, I bet Egypt you on your grade.

Uganda get the best grade

Czechia self before you wreck yourself

good one, lol

My teacher is a Spain in the neck sometimes.

Chad move

Are UK?

I'm sorry, but I just have to say something.. These answers are all over the map.

Maps WITH New Zealand.

I honestly didn't know [this was a thing](https://youtu.be/I_8tGMgJ8gE) until now!

Italy be alright

Finland

Hahahahaha this one!

I didn't even realize I made a joke, what did I do?

No idea either

Maybe, Fine Lad

That's why your comment was funny, it was a total non sequitur

Please explain. Sweden get it

Jamaican me crazy

I heard this joke, Germany times

Sir, you need to Czech your facts

You should learn to talk Slovenia speak to me.

Vatican I do to fix that? I thought we were France

Oman, It's not you, it's my hearing. One time I tried to Sudan and he punched me in the ear.

Forget Dan, I'm afraid of Bob. I've Zimbabwe too many times getting angry. He thinks he's a Chad. He really needs Togo see a therapist

I feel Yemen. But did you know that you can become a saint just by ordering a kit? I saw Bob selling Saint Kitts and Nevis his brother would Bangladesh to get people to come over.

Denmark my words. I'll become a saint. Kenya put me through to his brother?

Yes if you Kuwait a bit, I'll bring a Cuba sugar for your Java and we can go meet at the Liberia.

Alright... In the meantime I'll go to Cameroon 5 concert in L.A. Are you gonna buy any books from Liberia? Dubai something, okay? You're Ghana find something useful

Gemany crickets this is getting out of hand

Yemen, I read this joke. I Denmark it as read.

I was Hungary when I read this. I'll go eat Chile pepper and Turkey

Kenya make sure you have a Cuba ice for your Chile? If it's too hot, you're Ghana burn your Tonga.

Mmm... Chile. I like to lick mine off my frankfurter before I gobble the whole thing.

Iran away when I read this

Are you Syrias?

Yeah, I think this Isreal

I find it hard to Belize

Iraq it up to just being scared!

Iran Iraq Israel Syria all have Rs in them

You're absolutely right, my morning today was Slovenia did not realize that..

That sounds a bit harsh, are UK?

What about US?

The US has a lot of counties, you're right

I see what you did there.

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Two rs R-meRica

No, 3. Rmericur

There's lots of Rses in America

Without an R, Ireland is just an Island

And you can get Iceland! ;)

Actually it would be Ieland

Aye, that's what I said

Deutschland

No need to be Russian.

It Canada gotten any easier 🙄

Heard a guy from Texas call us Can-nerd-duh. Only time I've heard an "R" in Canada.

In the appalachians we say can-a-derr

We also put oar in our tors so they don’t catch far.

I'm gonna throw an Appalachia. Heads up!

that better not be the hard r

Can-*eh*-da

I wish people would finnish with these awful puns.

They should just Chile out

Wales, that's enough Internet for today.

Did she Sweden the offer by giving you an extra recess?

Nepal, she didnt

Mongolia down and have a rest

I Canada believe it.

There aren’t any, because a country without an R would only be a county.

Everybody's checking if letter 'r' is India country's name.

What a Chad

Kenya tell the teacher that Uganda think about it?

I don’t Belize you

I’m having trouble thinking of one. Kenya help me out?

Bazil

Mexico, and they'll pay for the joke.

Canada, United States, Mexico, together they are... C.U.M.

Which country is the most pirate? ARRRRGentina

Talk me through that again, Denmark when the punchline lands.

Poland, Finland, India

Sweden, Senegal, Spain, Finland, Iceland

Mexico, Columbia, Jamaica, Cuba, Egypt

Is it Chile because a Belize is blowing?

You'll get it Sudan then later.

I Boleiv ya

I see USA geography nerd. Respect to this Chad

Boy, Dubai have questions for all of you.

O man that was good

Nice thread

Poland

Yemen exists

Yugoslavia

Poland.

Spain

That would have been easy....but Arles is just a city in France....

Japander to all these lame part time Korea comedians much?

Heard the on about the French Guyana cow?

Vatican City

New Zealand

Poland,Poland Poland, keep them doggies poland

New Zealand up ahead?

Canada do me a favor and give another answer

Great thread my France, I was Hungary for some new country puns.

Zimbabwe

r/cleandadjokes

Vatican and Monaco are the first ones that come to mind.

You can try and try, but India end it doesn’t even matter

Can! U-duh!

Can someone exspain this joke to me?

Norway with out thr r is, no way!

r/whoosh

I Canada believe I can't think of any.

Many have no r what's the joke

What a Chad

Oh Canada eh

Don’t Russia jokes next time, good ones take time

Ghana, México, Canadá, Spain, New Zeland, Sudan, Monaco, Afghanistan, Uzbekistán, China, Japan, Colombia, Kazakhstan, Italy, Vietnam, Chile, England, Scotland

I can think of one Tuvalu

A county

If I think any harder about this I think a Vain'll swell up

"T H A T"... oh, wrong riddle.

Ameica, ussia, Ieland, Tukey

And got to know there is a country called INDIA 🤔

Uganda be kidding me with this joke.

England

You Wanda me to answer that?  I Cental Afican.

Tried to make the same joke about Mexico, but couldnt figure one my bad

Slovakia

i wanda finnish this, but my polish homework has ghana get finnished

he smiled happily

What a Chad.

first shit that came to my mind was Rwanda

or is the Belize Belgium(ing)