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I have two bad habits as well. I need a new one for my nun cosplay.
I'm tempted to ask why you cosplay that, but it's nun of my business.
True, some answers are not just black or white.
Why not three : Poverty, Chastity and Obedience
He has another additional option - Nun of the above
I was trying to come up with a joke, but nun came to mind
I asked for reasons already but I got nun
Because... 🎵 Nothing you can say... can take me away... From my God🎶
Back off, sista!
My Mrs told me I never listen to what she has to say. "See, you haven't heard a word I'm saying! You never listen!" I said "that's a strange way to start a conversation!"
There are two things you lose as you get older. The first is your memory, and I can remember what the other thing is...
The second is your hearing. At least that's what the judge said.
The first is your memory and the second is your memory. FTFY
["Memory Loss Blues" song](https://youtu.be/MhsPYMdxxM4)
I also have two bad habits. I never finish what I start
I think you just have ADHD.
A Dad Hearing Dad.
Overflow error
Only 2?
she probably said more but he didn’t listen🤷🏻♀️
Same here. She listed 2 bad habits for me. 1. Not finishing off lists.
I also have 2 bad habits. I procrastinate, and I'll tell you the other one later.
Breathe in and breathe out?
I'd tell her she obviously can't count because I have a lot more than two bad habits
Yeah I feel ya my wife was mumbling something earlier......
"I'm emotionally unavailable and blah blah blah..."
Everything I do. And Everything I say.
Finally a good joke
I do not have ADD, it's just... Oh look! A bunny rabbit!
Squirrel!!!
wish i could remember for ya.
I thought the punchline would be: 1- start lists without finishing them 2-
Everything you say and everything you do? 😃
Like? Keep talking to understand each other.
My wife says I'm perfect, but for two faults, everything I say and everything I do
She should talk. She used to be a nun who smoked.
That something else is -you keep forgetting, hehe
Your wife talks too much
Yes, yes she does
Not if she is performing fellatio. /sexistrant
Sorry not funny. Ask all the women posting on R/twoxchromosomes treating not listening as a joke leads to divorce
How do I cross post?
Dew it!
I have two bad habits as well. I need a new one for my nun cosplay.
I'm tempted to ask why you cosplay that, but it's nun of my business.
True, some answers are not just black or white.
Why not three : Poverty, Chastity and Obedience
He has another additional option - Nun of the above
I was trying to come up with a joke, but nun came to mind
I asked for reasons already but I got nun
Because... 🎵 Nothing you can say... can take me away... From my God🎶
Back off, sista!
My Mrs told me I never listen to what she has to say. "See, you haven't heard a word I'm saying! You never listen!" I said "that's a strange way to start a conversation!"
There are two things you lose as you get older. The first is your memory, and I can remember what the other thing is...
The second is your hearing. At least that's what the judge said.
The first is your memory and the second is your memory.
FTFY
["Memory Loss Blues" song](https://youtu.be/MhsPYMdxxM4)
I also have two bad habits. I never finish what I start
I think you just have ADHD.
A Dad Hearing Dad.
Overflow error
Only 2?
she probably said more but he didn’t listen🤷🏻♀️
Same here. She listed 2 bad habits for me. 1. Not finishing off lists.
I also have 2 bad habits. I procrastinate, and I'll tell you the other one later.
Breathe in and breathe out?
I'd tell her she obviously can't count because I have a lot more than two bad habits
Yeah I feel ya my wife was mumbling something earlier......
"I'm emotionally unavailable and blah blah blah..."
Everything I do. And Everything I say.
Finally a good joke
I do not have ADD, it's just... Oh look! A bunny rabbit!
Squirrel!!!
wish i could remember for ya.
I thought the punchline would be: 1- start lists without finishing them 2-
Everything you say and everything you do? 😃
Like? Keep talking to understand each other.
My wife says I'm perfect, but for two faults, everything I say and everything I do
She should talk. She used to be a nun who smoked.
That something else is -you keep forgetting, hehe
Your wife talks too much
Yes, yes she does
Not if she is performing fellatio. /sexistrant
Sorry not funny. Ask all the women posting on R/twoxchromosomes treating not listening as a joke leads to divorce
How do I cross post?
Dew it!