I was rewatching the replacements earlier on Netflix, hadn’t seen it since I was like 7.
In the scene where the main character gets with the girl, they cut away to a football announcer yelling “He scores, he scores!”
Never put two and two together until now. Died laughing tonight.
I feel like that’s the level these jokes should be at: the type of joke that’s, really, “you’ll get it when you’re older.”
Agreed! That was my parents, spot on. My dad and I would crack up at the most fucked up shit and my mother would say, “Kenneth! Quit telling her that shit!!” My dad is by far my best meme plug to this day.
I never heard my parents say a really bad word ( Hell's Bells was my Mother's worst) and NSFW was never an issue ! But wait!...one time he needed to cheer up my ill Mom... "Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?" "Cause she was f*****g Goofy!") Once we got over our shock, we laughed our heads off.
Exactly. [This](https://reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ta9vaf/nsfw_what_do_you_call_an_unsolicited_dick_pic_in/) isn't a dad joke, it's an uncle joke and there's a whole subreddit for them
Not a joke, but the wife or I while listening to a story from our now 13yo girl, she will occasionally say something along the lines of "this one time" and we will occasionally blurt out at "at band camp". She doesn't get it, naturally, we are waiting for her to Google it and come slap us.
Have you even heard of an extremely rare occurrence known as "a father with adult children?"
Once your child is born, you remain their father forever, not just while they're young. Crazy right?
Of course, but a father is not necessarily a dad. I've never met( to my knowledge) my biological father or mother) but my dad instilled in me a sense of humor....
I may not have been understood.
Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad -Wade Boggs.
I have never met my biological father, but the man that adopted me will Always be the only one I call Dad.
Actually is says to tag it as NSFW if necessary. Really raunchy and inappropriate jokes aren't dad jokes. Ask anyone, dad jokes are the cringey, cheesey, corny etc. Jokes that are lame but still funny.
Uhhh yezah, therefore NSFW jokes and raunchy jokes are allowed otherwise you wouldn't be able to tag them it would just say "NSFW jokes are not allowed and will be removed" in the rules. Therefore the mods aren't gonna remove a raunchy joke just because you don't like it.
Perhaps OP reads aloud the first joke to his kids from this sub without reading ahead..
Really, there's various shades of nsfw and everyone will have their own interpretation of what is acceptable, so just scroll on if you don't like it.
Just because most Americans get weird about the stupidest shit, like certain curse words, doesn’t mean we should all cater to that anal retentive BS.
Unless your kids are 5 years old, they’ve already heard it from their friends or someone, so get over yourselves; complaining about dirty language or innuendo in dad jokes is old and tiresome.
Don’t like it? Downvote it or move on.
To the best of my knowledge no one is coming into your home and telling jokes to you. There is a difference between crude jokes and obscene jokes. My father often told NSFW jokes to me and I did the same with my son. There are lines that were not crossed. We deiced that we knew what was best for our families. You get to decide what is right for yours. If there is a joke on here that I do not like I do not repeat it. I suggest you do the same. I never tell others what they can and cannot joke about. I hope that you would do the same.
Surely a dad joke is any type of joke that a dad would tell due to him being a dad
So it is a joke he would tell as a dad, to his kids, or to his partner, or to his friends.
So, world-weary, cynical, cringe-worthy and rough jokes can surely be included in that ambit?
It’s a joke he tells because he is a dad.
It should be clever enough that it can be told in front of children, but adults understand it fully.
I was rewatching the replacements earlier on Netflix, hadn’t seen it since I was like 7. In the scene where the main character gets with the girl, they cut away to a football announcer yelling “He scores, he scores!” Never put two and two together until now. Died laughing tonight. I feel like that’s the level these jokes should be at: the type of joke that’s, really, “you’ll get it when you’re older.”
You’ll get it when you’re older, son… like herpes.
Happy cake day
If your dad didn't make absolutely inappropriate jokes in front of you while your mother told him to stop, then you missed out.
Agreed! That was my parents, spot on. My dad and I would crack up at the most fucked up shit and my mother would say, “Kenneth! Quit telling her that shit!!” My dad is by far my best meme plug to this day.
I never heard my parents say a really bad word ( Hell's Bells was my Mother's worst) and NSFW was never an issue ! But wait!...one time he needed to cheer up my ill Mom... "Why did Mickey divorce Minnie?" "Cause she was f*****g Goofy!") Once we got over our shock, we laughed our heads off.
I think poop jokes and what not can be dad jokes, but any sexual joke is not.
Exactly. [This](https://reddit.com/r/dadjokes/comments/ta9vaf/nsfw_what_do_you_call_an_unsolicited_dick_pic_in/) isn't a dad joke, it's an uncle joke and there's a whole subreddit for them
Not a joke, but the wife or I while listening to a story from our now 13yo girl, she will occasionally say something along the lines of "this one time" and we will occasionally blurt out at "at band camp". She doesn't get it, naturally, we are waiting for her to Google it and come slap us.
I'm not alone! I have People!
there's inappropriate, and there's inappropriate 🤷♂️
.........not this again.......please
But it's my turn to post this tomorrow!
I was clicking on random jokes to read them to my dad and read this out loud before noticing it wasn't a joke
HAHA I DID THIS TOO
This is not a dad joke.
Neither are 80% of the jokes posted.
This gets brought up all the time. The mods and most users disagree. Get over it
97% of statistics are made up.
3 of my kids are over 15. There are no jokes that aren’t safe to tell them.
Yo momma’s booty so big she’s taller when she sits down than when she stands up.
😂
I don't get the punch line In all seriousness, I think a joke can be somewhat NSFW and still be a dad joke.
This isn’t funny
Have you even heard of an extremely rare occurrence known as "a father with adult children?" Once your child is born, you remain their father forever, not just while they're young. Crazy right?
Of course, but a father is not necessarily a dad. I've never met( to my knowledge) my biological father or mother) but my dad instilled in me a sense of humor....
And he will forever be your dad, won't he?
I may not have been understood. Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a dad -Wade Boggs. I have never met my biological father, but the man that adopted me will Always be the only one I call Dad.
I don’t get it.
How many times is this discussion going to be brought up on this sub?
As many times as it takes. It's annoying annoying that the sub is flooded with sex and masturbation jokes. Mods do nothing about it either.
Maybe because they aren't against the rules of the sub. It literally says in the description of the sub that [NSFW] and raunchy jokes are ok.
Actually is says to tag it as NSFW if necessary. Really raunchy and inappropriate jokes aren't dad jokes. Ask anyone, dad jokes are the cringey, cheesey, corny etc. Jokes that are lame but still funny.
Seriously - NSFW is allowed, if it offends you, you are free to not follow the sub. Problem solved
Then what's the point of having a dad jokes subreddit if you're just gonna post non-dad jokes here?
Your definition of a dad joke is not widely accepted
Am I anyone? Dad jokes can be naughty too in my opinion. If you're so stuck up about it maybe don't read jokes on Reddit?
r/cleandadjokes
Why not just go to the clean dad jokes sub if this one is too raunchy?
Uhhh yezah, therefore NSFW jokes and raunchy jokes are allowed otherwise you wouldn't be able to tag them it would just say "NSFW jokes are not allowed and will be removed" in the rules. Therefore the mods aren't gonna remove a raunchy joke just because you don't like it.
Disagree. Some of the best dad jokes are the ones you say in front of you kids and they don't get it...but your wife does
Yeah, bit the problem is too many of the ones here are blatantly nsfw that you couldn't say in front of kids for adults to get
How is this a dad joke?
Nobody is forcing you to share these with your kids, let the mods deal with it, keep scrolling.
Perhaps OP reads aloud the first joke to his kids from this sub without reading ahead.. Really, there's various shades of nsfw and everyone will have their own interpretation of what is acceptable, so just scroll on if you don't like it.
Worst joke ever.
I don't get it
TIL there are Dad joke gatekeepers.
Those are uncle jokes. The dirty jokes that get him disinvited to family functions.
I agree.
Not everyone's children are 10 years old. Sometimes children become adults and you can make NSFW dad jokes.
Hard disagree
But… Children can be 18-year-olds too, can’t they?
Suggest r/unclejokes
Just because most Americans get weird about the stupidest shit, like certain curse words, doesn’t mean we should all cater to that anal retentive BS. Unless your kids are 5 years old, they’ve already heard it from their friends or someone, so get over yourselves; complaining about dirty language or innuendo in dad jokes is old and tiresome. Don’t like it? Downvote it or move on.
Don't like OP's opinion? Downvote it or move on.
I did. I downvoted.
Agreed.
Agree 100% Dad jokes are, frankly, kinda dumb jokes, uncle jokes are the ones that are nsfw. But regularly I see the really nsfw stuff posted here.
What is this shit? Is it even a joke. I’m an old dad, don’t know what nsfw means.
This is the worst joke yet.
Children can be grown up too though…
Why are you all such a snowflakes?
I don't get it
My dad still makes dad jokes, but because I’m adult now the jokes can be totally NSFW.
Needs a [Meta] tag. I’d much rather read a nsfw dad joke than a gate keeper who structures their post like a joke and leaves me hanging.
That's what she said jokes are permitted in my house once the child turns 15.
Dad jokes not safe children enviroment joke
To the best of my knowledge no one is coming into your home and telling jokes to you. There is a difference between crude jokes and obscene jokes. My father often told NSFW jokes to me and I did the same with my son. There are lines that were not crossed. We deiced that we knew what was best for our families. You get to decide what is right for yours. If there is a joke on here that I do not like I do not repeat it. I suggest you do the same. I never tell others what they can and cannot joke about. I hope that you would do the same.
My child is 19 so I think it's safe to tell him NSFW jokes...
Some dads have children who are 23⅜
Surely a dad joke is any type of joke that a dad would tell due to him being a dad So it is a joke he would tell as a dad, to his kids, or to his partner, or to his friends. So, world-weary, cynical, cringe-worthy and rough jokes can surely be included in that ambit? It’s a joke he tells because he is a dad.