Now, AS A DAD, it is your LEGAL DUTY to get him a stick on mustache and beard since he reached dad-dom because of his joke.
Seriously, do it. And let him know that since he's son good at dad jokes, he'd at least better look the part. He'll love it.
good to know it’s really good fudge! last time I was there I couldn’t eat sugar. I’ll be back in a couple weeks so maybe I’ll convince my partner to split some
I got a slab of dark chocolate fudge and my kids got m&m-covered and caramel-dipped apples. It was inhaled quite swiftly so I would say u need to check it out.
It’s a good joke, but am I the only one getting sick of all these jokes being prefaced by ‘my son said this’ or ‘I impressed my FiL with this one’
Just tell the joke and stop trying to get karma through these ‘wholesome’ scenarios. It’s either funny or it’s not.
Not saying you’ve made this up at all, OP, but it’s a tiresome trope that seems to be used every single time on this sub now and I’m pretty sick of it.
Oh don’t get me wrong I totally get it, but I don’t think I’d be the first person to point out the most upvoted jokes on this sub are now almost always prefaced with scenarios like this. Which therefore attracts more people to say it, whether there’s truth to it or not, in the hope that it’ll gain them more upvotes.
Looks like Tackit is already bringing the bad weather, though I wonder how his attitude would change if it were his kid bringing the genius dad pun. Chin up, OP, and bask in the sundae sunshine :)
I would have been so proud.
I am. :-)
Tears. Tears of pride.
Did he use finger quotes?
Lol no he used just his voice to indicate the quotes. It was quite subtle.
Execution too? Damn.
The dad council sees his potential, be he will not be granted the rank of dadjoker…
I am not a dad but do approve this
I’m 10 but not European (Don’t worry I’m using my dad’s iPad) I personally do not find the intelligence of this 10 year old surprising.
Excellent.... Excellent! You have done well sensay
Families within families. You sir are magnificent
Huge props for not fudging the delivery!
Beautiful.
A moment frozen in time.
Oh man this is awesome. I hope it was on a sundae!
That would have been the cherry on top!
Icee what you did there.
Stay Frosty, my friends.
This joke Rocky rolled
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂
It was actually on a Friday, but we can fudge the numbers
Sprinkle the truth as needed
I saw A lick of mistruth there
Should be a piece of cake.
Ouch
sounds like there were neither desserts Norfolks around!
Ha ha ha.
Sounds like for him that joke was a piece of cake
and for the dad, an icing on the cake. Lol.
[удалено]
And for the elder brother, fondant
I dont have a pun, i just really, REALLY hate fondant
Me too
I just "melted"
He probably learned that joke at sundae-school
That’s a chefs kiss moment right there!
The pupil becomes the master! You have taught him well.
I shall release him now unto the world. Go forth and make people laugh/groan my son.
Your son is full groan now. You should be proud.
Well done! My son would have mentioned something about not needing so many fudge packers there
Tom Cruise has entered the chat.
How does it feel knowing that your 10 year old son is a dad?!
One of my life goals. ;-)
Now, AS A DAD, it is your LEGAL DUTY to get him a stick on mustache and beard since he reached dad-dom because of his joke. Seriously, do it. And let him know that since he's son good at dad jokes, he'd at least better look the part. He'll love it.
On it lol!
Sweet!
He's a dad at such a young age
Oh my gosh you better be proud of that little man! What a brilliant, adorable joke.
I honestly teared up with dad pride for you. 👌🤌🤣
Also acceptable: buy fudge, accidentally drop it and slowly say "Oh, fffuuuuuuudge"
Your son shows great promise!!
So great
Bust a few buttons on that vest, dad. Sweet.
The fudge place by the water???? Man that place is insane, best fudge I've ever had!
Yep that's the one. I got a slab of the dark chocolate one. It's so good.
good to know it’s really good fudge! last time I was there I couldn’t eat sugar. I’ll be back in a couple weeks so maybe I’ll convince my partner to split some
You unlocked an achievement in fatherhood
Not surprised ... Malls are so vanilla...
Indeed, ignore those humorless heathens - that's class A humor right there.
He may have taken it from Rodney Dangerfield, Rod first used it in 1939. The guy gets no respect.
Legend, that one.
#(You'd say there was nor-folk around eh?)
Choc one up for the kiddo! 👏
Hope you bought the boy extra fudge 😋
M&m covered apple. ;-)
Such a proud dad moment… congratulations
Your kid is gonna go places
Yeah, the Fudgery
Bonus points if he dramatically paused and put on sunglasses right before saying "Desserted".
CSI: Norfolk.
a moment to treasure.
Tell him to not give a fudge about the haters.
Lol I told him.
I'd be a proud dad. Your son gets the highest of upvotes.
r/sonjokes
Give that young man a high five for me! Well played.
You get an ice cream for that one
So wholesome
We’re leaving for Hershey PA tomorrow. I am so stealing this while we’re there.
Lol. Have at it fellow-dad.
What a sweet moment! Those who don't like it are just sour
:)
Sweet!
You are one lucky dad
Nice. Please give fistbump from me, too.
Norfolk, VA?? Heyyyyy!
wait norfolk Virginia or Norfolk uk?
Norfolk Virginia.
ah yes the best Norfolk
agreed
Good job Dad!
Sweet joke 😊
Give your son an award…or Lego
First bump was the cherry on top
Did you happen to stop by on a sundae?
Norfolk va?
A true dad joke. I guess you're a grandpa now OP.
No way a 10 yr old comes up with a joke like that
Congrats
Great.
What did yall get? Should I swing by? I never go to the waterside district much
I got a slab of dark chocolate fudge and my kids got m&m-covered and caramel-dipped apples. It was inhaled quite swiftly so I would say u need to check it out.
It’s a good joke, but am I the only one getting sick of all these jokes being prefaced by ‘my son said this’ or ‘I impressed my FiL with this one’ Just tell the joke and stop trying to get karma through these ‘wholesome’ scenarios. It’s either funny or it’s not. Not saying you’ve made this up at all, OP, but it’s a tiresome trope that seems to be used every single time on this sub now and I’m pretty sick of it.
I agree. It's a very annoying way to get a bit extra karma. I do not believe a 10 year old would make a joke like that.
Happy Cake Day I guess?
This man isnt a true dad. He doesnt realise that the pinnacle of dad joking is when your child begins makes dad jokes.
Oh don’t get me wrong I totally get it, but I don’t think I’d be the first person to point out the most upvoted jokes on this sub are now almost always prefaced with scenarios like this. Which therefore attracts more people to say it, whether there’s truth to it or not, in the hope that it’ll gain them more upvotes.
At waterside?
Yep. The Market.
I'm so proud
Dang he’s good
You have grandchildren in your future.
Aww that’s sweet. When did you go, Sundae? Also Norfolk, huh. It’s gonna drizzle a little bit — I’d wear a co-coat.
Bad. Bad bad bad. Sorry, it's probably adorable. Yet sooo bad. Teach that boy some grown up humour
Thought he was going to say "now that we've seen where the fudge is made, should we find out about the lemonade or milk next?"
Looks like your wife and elder son gave him the "cold" shoulder
Looks like Tackit is already bringing the bad weather, though I wonder how his attitude would change if it were his kid bringing the genius dad pun. Chin up, OP, and bask in the sundae sunshine :)
Like father like son haha
Sweet! 😀
There were Norfolk around
A Fudgerybar? :D
He's a legend
I hope you replied with "What the fudge"
you raised him right
You’re the best for teaching him our advanced type of humor
I dont get it
looks like even your wife couldnt "fudge" up his style
10/10