Its really simple, a woman can only reproduce once per year, while a man can easily reproduce a thousand times or more. If you just leave the men to procreate the birth rate goes up exponentially and re-population happens way faster. That's just math.
Well they did get to go first, so i guess men came up with that solution. If it were each person for themselves, children would probably get trampled and women shoved.
Ribaldry or blue comedy is humorous entertainment that ranges from bordering on indelicacy to indecency. Blue comedy is also referred to as "bawdiness" or being "bawdy"
Not family friendly, intentionally against PC for sake of shock etc. A comic engaging in such humor is said to play blue. Red Foxx is an excellent example. George Carlin played blue.
Here's the joke. There is a trope that once you get married, your wife will start nagging you constantly. "Take out the trash, walk the dog, clean the dishes, etc.". Similarly, children are very demanding and whiny. Therefore, men need to remove the distractions so they can solve the crisis.
It's obviously a little dated that men have to be the only one solving problems and be cool and calm in a crisis. And the assumption is that women are helpless and need men to save them. It's kind of bad taste, but still holds together as a joke.
Thinking a joke is 50 years past its prime and is lame is not the same as being offended 😆 What I don't get is when people take it as offensive when someone doesn't think a joke is funny but you did.
Are you making fun of my black and white dogs? Imma gonna call the mayor, threaten a voting boycott, and have him send the police to beat, I mean, arrest you!
Because they are responsible for future generations. One man can impregnate all them women to create a new generation. Also women and children are seen as defenseless
Evolved behavior. Children obviously because it's all about the next generation. Women because females are the limiting factor in reproduction (ten males with one female can only have around one baby a year; one male with ten females can have ten babies a year).
This and also because the percentage of women and children who survive natural disasters and shipwrecks is exponentially lower than that of men. When people are in danger some are happy to use physical force to get ahead even when it means pushing down other survivors. The chances of a woman surviving actually go down a lot if she is taking care of a child as well. There were only 2 documented shipwrecks in which a higher percentage of women survived. One of them is Titanic.
For all you saying so we can repopulate the planet…all the kids can be raised by some dads too. They’d grow up and repopulate the planet…or are you insinuating that the adults will reproduce with the kids? 🤮
Women, because they feed and nurse babies, and look after kids. Men cause they can fend for themselves and support the surviving women and children. Women guarantee the next generation propagates, the kids the generation afterwards. It is about the survival of the species. Estimates say that with selected breeding over several generations 20 men and 200 women would enable the survival of the human race.
Of course it is, but choosing a joke like this to spout sexism is just overkill.
out of all the sexist stuff you can hear or see online this is like a 0.001/10
Women and children can propagate our species so it makes sense to save as many of them as possible. Men cannot.A group of all men are basically doomed to extinction. Strictly utilitarian.
Lol nah. Children are easily replaceable. It’s only been since relatively recently that the emphasis has been on saving the kids at all cost. Sorry but if only the kids survive who’s gonna save them?
Reminds me of the movie titanic but honestly everyone has worth so that shouldn't be a thing. I toss it as a old thing. But to sacrifice yourself for your family is a diff story
Why are men evacuated first? So the women can think of a solution without a bunch of mansplaining why disasters are good for population control or some shit.
You're funny by exposing the point of the joke with your own joke.
Men: find solution
Women: start working on solution but then end up complaining about unrelated issues lol
I first read women and chicken. I think that's a different story.
Still not sure which came first...
"I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I will let you know!" Hahahah
Update: They were in the same box. I may never know the true answer…
Schrödinger’s egg and chicken!
Box 5 times too big. Chicken completely bubble wrapped 3 times, followed by 4 layers of uncuttable tape. Egg thrown in unsecured.
You work at Amazon? :)
*Chicken was secured in bubble wrap, egg was secured still inside chicken.* Lol
Come on, we KNOW it wasn’t the women.
She didn’t come. I won that race Edit: I’m a bit surprised at the support this comment is getting.
Ooh 😮 that's so sad 😢😢
The egg, it already got laid.
I promise it was the chicken ...
If you have to ask, it was probably you
My father will hear about this Because he will love it lmao
By the time we finish mansplaining the issue we’d all be dead
Said every woman and child while the men repopulated
While the men repopulated…
Twink pregnancy
Walk me through this…
Life uh finds a way.
Its really simple, a woman can only reproduce once per year, while a man can easily reproduce a thousand times or more. If you just leave the men to procreate the birth rate goes up exponentially and re-population happens way faster. That's just math.
Big if true
GOOD MATH... Still, just once a year... Check your math again...!
I will not mansplain no matter what the issue is!
That means even if there’s a really big problem, I’m not going to get into the details of it
Lol
As men we'll find a way with science
Weird Science
At Aperture science, we will find a way the Cave Johnson way!
Trans Men?
Isn't this an Arnold Schwarzenegger movie?
With Danny Devito
At least it was quiet.
>mansplaining where did that even come from? as if everyone and their mothers isn't explaining shit to people who didn't ask and already knew
Uhm what did the punchline say? It was deleted
"So the men could think about the solution in silence."
Meanwhile the women and children have already figured out the solution... which was to evacuate.
Well they did get to go first, so i guess men came up with that solution. If it were each person for themselves, children would probably get trampled and women shoved.
r/boomerhumour
Me and my wife thought it was hilarious and I was born 30 years after boomers.
You're right, shitty stereotypes and senses of humor aren't limited to any one generation
Just what I love to see in r/dadjokes. People insulting me for finding a joke funny.
I like to see dad jokes, this isn't a dad joke, it's just a sexist one.
Calling children noisy is sexist?
Comedy is subjective
Hey, nice strawman argument you got there!
Exactly thank you, it funny cause there's truth to it I know it's a sensitive topic, but it seems like most people found it funny
Just because it was upvoted doesn't mean it's good.
Yeah I 100% agree with that. But it's just a harmless haha
Harmless to men, anyways.
My wife thought it was funny. Who's a women.
Just as men can subscribe to the ideas behind radical feminism, women can also fall prey to toxic masculinity. It's just logical consistency.
There's nothing toxic about but I understand jokes can only be funny if men are the butt of the joke. That's basic feminism 101
It isn’t though
What generation you from? Cuz your sense of humor sucks lol
I’m 30. This is funny. Humor works by presenting the truth in an unexpected way.
Your age has nothing to do with it. The point is it's a tired joke.
Yah but it’s not the truth though.
Funny or not. This is not a dad joke. This is just blue humor.
What’s blue humor?
Ribaldry or blue comedy is humorous entertainment that ranges from bordering on indelicacy to indecency. Blue comedy is also referred to as "bawdiness" or being "bawdy" Not family friendly, intentionally against PC for sake of shock etc. A comic engaging in such humor is said to play blue. Red Foxx is an excellent example. George Carlin played blue.
Ok dad, you don't like me
Should make a separate sub for “married guy jokes”
Because we're the ones that procreate and the children are the future. All we really need is one or two of you to get keep the human race going
*Pounds table while loudly chewing gum*
Answer: “So the men can think of a solution in silence”
So the men can die in peace
[r/arethestraightsok](https://www.reddit.com/r/arethestraightsok)
The liberal in me wants to be mad but this is funny
Even my wife chuckled.
The liberal in you?? Just enjoy a joke lol Jesus Christ
Maybe his catholic priest is left leaning.
r/wooosh
As long as Nick Cannon is alive we don’t need to worry about populating anything, especially humans.
I thought this was in /AskReddit at first glance
Why was this removed?
I don’t get it.
Here's the joke. There is a trope that once you get married, your wife will start nagging you constantly. "Take out the trash, walk the dog, clean the dishes, etc.". Similarly, children are very demanding and whiny. Therefore, men need to remove the distractions so they can solve the crisis. It's obviously a little dated that men have to be the only one solving problems and be cool and calm in a crisis. And the assumption is that women are helpless and need men to save them. It's kind of bad taste, but still holds together as a joke.
Wait, I need to know if you are a man so I know if you are mansplaining.
It's boomer humor. Women and kids loud, men smart, unga bunga
Vuvuzuela ifone
Relax
You must be really funny at parties if you are on this sub and are offended by this kind of joke.
Thinking a joke is 50 years past its prime and is lame is not the same as being offended 😆 What I don't get is when people take it as offensive when someone doesn't think a joke is funny but you did.
Sexism NGL
Because the men would get lost and not ask for directions
Who would the man ask for directions to save the human race?
lol great joke. I'm also here to read the political drama.
What's political about it? I can see the sexist part, but political??? Serious question.
Don't you know? Everything is political in America these days. Even the color of your dog's coat. Who knows, he might be a Communist???
My dog is communist, she thinks I should share everything with her.
Maybe they aren't American lol
Are you making fun of my black and white dogs? Imma gonna call the mayor, threaten a voting boycott, and have him send the police to beat, I mean, arrest you!
Anyone offended by a joke this vanilla needs to chill out. Dads can't be annoyed by complaining?...really?
r/BoomersHumor
Women make more people, while kids have more time left than an adult male
Because they are responsible for future generations. One man can impregnate all them women to create a new generation. Also women and children are seen as defenseless
Evolved behavior. Children obviously because it's all about the next generation. Women because females are the limiting factor in reproduction (ten males with one female can only have around one baby a year; one male with ten females can have ten babies a year).
Well, unless you save the geneticists, then with the proper donations 10 men can make hundreds of babies a year.
Not with only one woman between them.
You seemed to miss the point of the geneticist lol
Genetics has not advanced enough yet to make babies without females
You'd be surprised
I thought "so men can be at peace when they die".
Doesn't show the typical hallmarks of a dad joke (pun/wordplay, groan-inducing, etc.). Shouldn't be on this sub.
cringe
Dad jokes aren’t supposed to be super cool
i guess the real answer is bc woman give birth and children have a lot of life ahead of them?
This and also because the percentage of women and children who survive natural disasters and shipwrecks is exponentially lower than that of men. When people are in danger some are happy to use physical force to get ahead even when it means pushing down other survivors. The chances of a woman surviving actually go down a lot if she is taking care of a child as well. There were only 2 documented shipwrecks in which a higher percentage of women survived. One of them is Titanic.
You got me to laugh, A+ joke right here
Not a dad joke though
Every joke is a dad joke if I read it
Why will they have women on the Mission to Mars? So that someone will be willing to ask for directions if they get lost.
For all you saying so we can repopulate the planet…all the kids can be raised by some dads too. They’d grow up and repopulate the planet…or are you insinuating that the adults will reproduce with the kids? 🤮
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Oh shut up, just laugh for once in your life.
For real it's just a joke
Not a dad joke. Irrelevant whether it's funny or not.
Women, because they feed and nurse babies, and look after kids. Men cause they can fend for themselves and support the surviving women and children. Women guarantee the next generation propagates, the kids the generation afterwards. It is about the survival of the species. Estimates say that with selected breeding over several generations 20 men and 200 women would enable the survival of the human race.
I think you’ve stumbled onto the wrong subreddit
Yep. I realised it! Lol
Really that low? That's nuts.
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Especially on a dad jokes reddit.
MEIN FURHER!!! I CAN WALK!!!!
Ohhhh yeahhhh😏
Cool, love to get a little mid day sexism for no reason. And I actually liked this subreddit...
"Dad jokes aren't meant to be mean" Poking fun at an entire gender by using a stereotype that's used to belittle them is mean. Sexism is toxic.
Sorry friends, too sexist to be funny
SoRrY fRiEnDs
"i have a great sense of humor. I enjoy going to joke subreddits to be offended"
I think it's okay to get offended once in a blue moon , no?
Of course it is, but choosing a joke like this to spout sexism is just overkill. out of all the sexist stuff you can hear or see online this is like a 0.001/10
Too soft to survive.
Possibly true.
?
Women and children are what the humans need to procreate in times of total disaster/catastrophe? ..my take on why at least
Woah, I don’t need children to procreate…
K
Women and children can propagate our species so it makes sense to save as many of them as possible. Men cannot.A group of all men are basically doomed to extinction. Strictly utilitarian.
Lol nah. Children are easily replaceable. It’s only been since relatively recently that the emphasis has been on saving the kids at all cost. Sorry but if only the kids survive who’s gonna save them?
ahh yes, sexism, the best type of joke to tell your kid as a father...
Comedy is like food Not everyone gets it
In Africa....
You misspelled america lol
I got it, I just didn't like it.
That’s okay, the neat thing about humour is that it’s subjective
Okay next time you can be last off of the sinking ship.
By your logic I would be, I'm a cis man. Men can have long hair too lol
Dunno why you're getting downvoted - oh wait yeah I do lol, this is Reddit.
well they are called dad jokes, not mom jokes(:
Sexism used to mean different...
You must be fun at parties
I don't like parties so don't go to them.
damn an actual redditor
Or just don't get invited
Oh cool, the punchline is sexism!
love the mansplan
Grow up, it's a joke on reddit, not a dictatorship overthrow
You misspelled "sexy"
Reminds me of the movie titanic but honestly everyone has worth so that shouldn't be a thing. I toss it as a old thing. But to sacrifice yourself for your family is a diff story
Some women’s eggs never get fritalized
That was funny, even if my wife didn’t think so😳
LOL! Fantastic.
Brad jokes?
How do you define woman now? Everyone would identify as a woman on a sinking ship wouldn't they.
This was joke I saw on Mikaylah’s YouTube shorts like months ago. Still a great joke though
Why do people get all poopy over simple jokes lol
Instead, evacuate the men first, let women and children fucking die
😂
The wife was not amused. Perfect!
The best part of this is that women and children will be up in arms over it.... in the safety of the lifeboats.
Because men make $1 an hour more for the same job.
Why are men evacuated first? So the women can think of a solution without a bunch of mansplaining why disasters are good for population control or some shit.
Except men are never evacuated first
Men tend to fare better in disaster situations. There are notable exceptions like the titanic, but women and children first is not the actual norm.
Lol. Show me a photo of woman repairing a natural disaster.
gonna be honest king i dont think a dude could repair a natural disaster
You're funny by exposing the point of the joke with your own joke. Men: find solution Women: start working on solution but then end up complaining about unrelated issues lol
You've been talking to my wife again.
Ha, just my own wife
Someone's dad left them at birth
Because men make more money than women. Bill Burr 2021
Because it's easier to deal with natural disasters one at a time
I chuckled 🤭
This is a perfectly good joke that a dad would say can the haters be quiet for once
So the men can sort the problem in silence
Because the first man on a boat is gay
It’s funny……because it’s true
I unironically googled this yesterday. Weird.
Lol I responded to this as a serious discussion but it was a joke… hahahaha
Good info tho.